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Dylan Park-Pettiford

@dylanpark.com
6.1K followers 98 following 98 posts

Writer. Director. Habitual Line-Stepper. TV: Bosch. All Rise. 68 Whiskey. BOOKS: Roadside. Occasional Magic. How To Tell A Story. Marvel Comics. REPS: CAA, Rain, Afterhrs.

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Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 30/06/2025
lol that’s the stylistic choice of the editor. And I think he chose to do it that way because that’s how the creators of Alien stylized it.
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Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 19/05/2025
Bay Area friends and family, I’m coming home.
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Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 13/05/2025
LA, can’t wait to see your faces.
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Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 25/04/2025
See ya in 2026.
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Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 25/04/2025
My barber’s been on vacation in Hawaii for weeks and I’m unkempt, disheveled, lost.
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Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 01/04/2025
Good job, team. We did it.
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Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 22/02/2025
My man.
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Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 07/02/2025
1.
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Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 26/01/2025
There’s a funny quote from the first Black 4-star General in the military who was also a Tuskegee airman about racism in the Corps
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Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 21/01/2025
This one?
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Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 22/12/2024
One of the ancestry websites I use for research is advertising a new feature that brings photos to life with the use of AI. I hate it.
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Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 17/12/2024
Coming soon.
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Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 11/12/2024
THEY MADE A MOVIE ABOUT THE SIX TRIPLE EIGHT?? JUST TELL ME WHERE TO SIGN
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Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 07/12/2024
Yesterday I went and visited a friend who I haven’t seen in 15 years. He’s a steward of the national park in Hawaii and lives in the middle of the rain forest. I totally get it now.
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Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 05/12/2024
Would any of my author friends like to read the galley for my forthcoming book to provide blurbs for the promotional material?
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Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 29/11/2024
Mama’s Holiday Cooking: 1 Dylan: 0
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Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 28/11/2024
The Smoot-Hawley tariffs drove America deeper into an economic crisis. Source: Economist Ben Stein in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
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Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 26/11/2024
You guys have to work 9 to 5’s and don’t get residual checks? Can’t relate.
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Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 23/11/2024
What I say?
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Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 20/11/2024
My Korean mother just mailed me, not one, but eight fire blankets because she thinks I’m going to burn my house down during the holidays. If I don’t start a fire cooking turkey, I definitely will when I hang Xmas lights. Oh, and I got a copy of @paulbae.bsky.social’s book in the mail, too.
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Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 18/11/2024
Stopped by the local Space Force base. I felt like I was on the movie set for Star Trek: Year One.
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Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 14/11/2024
Uncle Sam: Here’s a ticket to Iraq and an automatic weapon. Give ‘em hell. We’ll see you in 12 months. (Maybe.) Me: *a literal child*
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Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 14/11/2024
Photo: Beau Roulette
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Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 14/11/2024
Hello Bluesky, I’m
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Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 07/05/2023
He knows he’s in trouble when I call him by his full name—Macaroni Goofy Movie Park-Pettiford
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Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 05/05/2023
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Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 30/04/2023
Handsome Macaroni to bless the Blue Sky timeline
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