Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 30/06/2025lol that’s the stylistic choice of the editor. And I think he chose to do it that way because that’s how the creators of Alien stylized it. 2181
Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 25/04/2025My barber’s been on vacation in Hawaii for weeks and I’m unkempt, disheveled, lost. 3261
Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 26/01/2025There’s a funny quote from the first Black 4-star General in the military who was also a Tuskegee airman about racism in the Corps 0302
Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 22/12/2024One of the ancestry websites I use for research is advertising a new feature that brings photos to life with the use of AI. I hate it. 1140
Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 11/12/2024THEY MADE A MOVIE ABOUT THE SIX TRIPLE EIGHT?? JUST TELL ME WHERE TO SIGN 1302
Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 07/12/2024Yesterday I went and visited a friend who I haven’t seen in 15 years. He’s a steward of the national park in Hawaii and lives in the middle of the rain forest. I totally get it now. 642724105
Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 05/12/2024Would any of my author friends like to read the galley for my forthcoming book to provide blurbs for the promotional material? 181
Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 28/11/2024The Smoot-Hawley tariffs drove America deeper into an economic crisis. Source: Economist Ben Stein in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off 3213
Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 26/11/2024You guys have to work 9 to 5’s and don’t get residual checks? Can’t relate. 4370
Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 20/11/2024My Korean mother just mailed me, not one, but eight fire blankets because she thinks I’m going to burn my house down during the holidays. If I don’t start a fire cooking turkey, I definitely will when I hang Xmas lights. Oh, and I got a copy of @paulbae.bsky.social’s book in the mail, too. 5361
Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 18/11/2024Stopped by the local Space Force base. I felt like I was on the movie set for Star Trek: Year One. 2231
Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 14/11/2024Uncle Sam: Here’s a ticket to Iraq and an automatic weapon. Give ‘em hell. We’ll see you in 12 months. (Maybe.) Me: *a literal child* 4240
Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 07/05/2023He knows he’s in trouble when I call him by his full name—Macaroni Goofy Movie Park-Pettiford 090
Dylan Park-Pettiford @dylanpark.com · 30/04/2023Handsome Macaroni to bless the Blue Sky timeline 1281