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Dylan Marchetti

@dylanmarchetti.bsky.social

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I run @VarianceFilms.com where we put good movies in good theaters for good people. Here to help.

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Dylan Marchetti @dylanmarchetti.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

There's a lot bad in the world but let's make sure to celebrate the victories too @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social

The marquee of the glorious Music Box Theatre in Chicago, which says "Coming Soon! Theatre 3 Summer 2026" with the words "theatre 3 loading" and the eye emojis in a small box under it.

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Dylan Marchetti @dylanmarchetti.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

From Amanda:

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Dylan Marchetti @dylanmarchetti.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

When car shopping I asked the Tesla folks "if there's a wreck and no power, how does my kid open the door to get out?" The answer was "oh easy they fold down some carpet under the seat to reveal a cable that has to be pulled a certain direction," which is goddamn insane, so I did not buy a Tesla.

An image from the Tesla Model S owners manual noting two small buttons hidden under the carpet beneath the rear seats that rival a cable that has to be pulled a certain way to open the rear doors when there is no power, with the text "Opening a Rear Door with No Power: To open a rear door in the unlikely situation when Model S has no power, fold back the edge of the carpet below the rear seats to expose the mechanical release cable. Pull the mechanical release cable towards the center of the vehicle."

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Dylan Marchetti @dylanmarchetti.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

The "ah see, NOW they'll regret voting for him" thing assumes that all the pain will be applied equally- but it won't. Blue states/constituents will get hosed, red states will get "bailouts". Remember what happened when all the states ordered PPE at once? FL got their full order, MA got 17%.

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Dylan Marchetti @dylanmarchetti.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

A table showing the insane box office for Ne Zha 2, with grosses of $672m over seven days, increasing each day.

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Dylan Marchetti @dylanmarchetti.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

When I was a movie theater manager I was told that the only time I was allowed to be snippy on the phone was when one of the employees had their mom call out for them.

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Dylan Marchetti @dylanmarchetti.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

I am always desperate for something new and not soul-crushing to take my kid to see at the movies. FLOW is in over 400 theaters this Friday, and here is fan art my 6 year old drew of it for Father's Day. Good for all ages, good for adults. Theater list at flowthemovie.com