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Da Sp00ky Jew 🎃🇵🇸 @dylanbickers.com · 06/10/2026

Cannot believe I’m posting this for the @morecivilized.bsky.social hosts but I got got real bad by trying to do my oc insert

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Da Sp00ky Jew 🎃🇵🇸 @dylanbickers.com · 23/09/2026

Sometimes I'll come up with what I feel is a particularly good burn when I'm half asleep. Bolted for my notebook to write this down

Handwritten note that reads: “I think it would be fun to watch you and John Fetterman compete in a spelling bee.”

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Da Sp00ky Jew 🎃🇵🇸 @dylanbickers.com · 21/09/2026

You know, I'm something of a heat seeker myself

Willem DaFoe from Spider-Man pasted onto a heat seeking missile

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Da Sp00ky Jew 🎃🇵🇸 @dylanbickers.com · 20/09/2026

Lmao fuck Taylor Lorenz all my homies hate Taylor Lorenz

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Da Sp00ky Jew 🎃🇵🇸 @dylanbickers.com · 05/09/2026

This little bar in Granville sells a combo of a Chicago dog, an Old Style and a shot of Malört called a "Chicago Handshake." I skipped the dog this time bc I already ate

Tall boy of old style and a shot of Malört

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Da Sp00ky Jew 🎃🇵🇸 @dylanbickers.com · 02/09/2026

I did not have Ticci glazing the CSAM generation AI on my 2026 bingo card. Why does being online feel less fun and more like this these days?

Screen grab of Mr. Bones’s wild ride from Roller Coaster Tycoon. Mr. Bones the skeleton is behind a sign with red capital text reading: “The Ride Never Ends”

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Da Sp00ky Jew 🎃🇵🇸 @dylanbickers.com · 18/08/2026

Fucked that not only did Ticci go back to the Nazi Bar, but he paid the bar tab for a blue check too

Screenshot of Ticci with a paid Twitter sub

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Da Sp00ky Jew 🎃🇵🇸 @dylanbickers.com · 18/08/2026

Is FedEx just UK Mail for Americans?

FedEx AI chatbot telling me that the tracking number for a package originating from Indiana and shipped to Ohio was not shipped to or from the US or Canada.

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Da Sp00ky Jew 🎃🇵🇸 @dylanbickers.com · 09/08/2026

Keep seeing posts about how Smishing attempts are getting better and damn it's so true

Screenshot of a text notification reading: “Hi there, it’s John Legend.

You may know me as a singer and coach on The Voice, but t…”

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Da Sp00ky Jew 🎃🇵🇸 @dylanbickers.com · 07/08/2026

I don't know what the fuck this means, but I'm guessing its because I use hyphens _mostly_ correctly.

CADENCE
57th
middling
CHORUS
72th
broadcast
VIGIL
86th
very always on
DRIFT
28th
a different person
LEXICON
49th
middling
POLISH
79th
immaculate
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CYBORG
The Long Vigil
You have watched from the same window while becoming someone else.
@dylanbickers.com
2,707 posts over 1,157 days
b.mino.mobi/palm • percentile among 77 accounts, not a probability

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Da Sp00ky Jew 🎃🇵🇸 @dylanbickers.com · 06/08/2026

Day old rice with fried egg and random leftovers is lowkey goated when being under-caffeinated is the vibe

A rice bowl with fried egg, avocado and sardines

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Da Sp00ky Jew 🎃🇵🇸 @dylanbickers.com · 05/08/2026

no cheating, post your lock screen (I always come back to this old CGP Grey lock screen)

Screenshot of my phone lock screen. It’s a black and grey low-poly pattern. Lock screen widgets under the time are Fantastical, OmniFocus, and Carrot Weather’s Hi/Lo temp

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Da Sp00ky Jew 🎃🇵🇸 @dylanbickers.com · 01/08/2026

I'm too drunk to properly hook up my new good dock so I just plugged my Anker dock into it

Shitty Anker dock plugged into a caldigit dock

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Da Sp00ky Jew 🎃🇵🇸 @dylanbickers.com · 29/07/2026

Me when I get mugged by a cute waitress

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Da Sp00ky Jew 🎃🇵🇸 @dylanbickers.com · 29/07/2026

Folks we are going for the biscuits and gravy with a side of corned beef hash

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Da Sp00ky Jew 🎃🇵🇸 @dylanbickers.com · 29/07/2026

Damn this is just truth that I need to get the fuck out of here

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Da Sp00ky Jew 🎃🇵🇸 @dylanbickers.com · 24/07/2026

Did we all see the same Ayo Edebiri post and rush to Etsy?

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Da Sp00ky Jew 🎃🇵🇸 @dylanbickers.com · 23/07/2026

Thank you to Queen Ayo Edebiri for the fit inspo

Me in a shirt that reads: “do not talk to me about AI I will *eat a big sandwich*”

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Da Sp00ky Jew 🎃🇵🇸 @dylanbickers.com · 16/07/2026

Folks, it occurs to me I forgot to post this here. I doubt I’d make this again unless I was cooking for a crowd. Two short ribs for this amount of effort just wasn’t a good value exchange