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@dykemulder.bsky.social
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28, stinky, butch dyke, he/they my posts: [ #comics ]

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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
what having a learner’s permit at my big age is like
pathetic mouse-like critter with a juice box, propeller hat, and giant lollypop
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
pokopia is so fuckin good
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
hi gay ppl in my phone . it's been a rough lil while but i miss u
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AnneMarie Rogers🌱🍄🌈 @amrogers.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Year of The Horse for my new years playlist youtube.com/playlist?lis...
a przewalski's horse running on light green flames surrounded by smoke before a burnt orange and teal quilt-like pattern. The numbers 2026 in gold sit in the 4 corners. Between the numbers are 4 symbols: a salamander, a log, a sprig of fireweed, and a gas lantern.
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
having. a really bad time of it lately
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
i only have one episode left of heated rivalry..... aoough
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Foz Meadows @fozmeadows.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
forget the long arc of history bending towards justice, I need the rube goldberg machine of inexorable consequence to endgame the kind of profoundly ironic yet blackly hilarious karmic downfall that would’ve had ancient greek theatergoers hollering at the chorus
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
american century of humiliation continues . i feel sick to my stomach
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
sold two (2) items this month on ebay and now i've become a fiend . im lookin around my house like what stupid junk can i post
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
also im working on the xallua bear scarf/hat and i forgot how hard crochet is
a picture from xallua's etsy of what the bear scarf/hat pattern result looks like. it is a crochet hat with little bear ears and a connected scarf
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
everyone be quiet and stop mentioning anna's archive before it goes the way of my last beloved (libgen)
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
the superior form of book is the Mass Market Paperback (soft to hold . tiny and cute . cheap enough to crease the cover and binding without feeling bad .)
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
i cant stop singing ashnikko in that scottish girl’s accent. thigh high boots to da pyuss i dont wan a ceety boy scared of da bush. www.instagram.com/reel/DQsBcDx...
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ethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
shein purchasers, chatgpt users, and harry potter fans are all the same kind of person to me and i am better than all of them
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Victor Bizar Gómez @bizargomez.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Esnupi and the boys
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•◁:ꔷo @keroberrycola.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
lesbian winnie the pooh: please, just a smackeral of pussy...
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
🗣️🗣️ 20-40% off is not a black friday sale ‼️‼️‼️ * small indie businesses are exempt from this
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
i think most of my mutuals on here stopped posting here and i also dont post here as much as i want to but i miss n love u all btw
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
fallen once again into the trap of opening facebook and arguing with people that i used to look up to
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
"the freebirthing mother takes radical responsibility for her birth, including, if necessary, her death." hell world hell world hell world
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
are looking for love in YOUR area!!!
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
this is me btw if u even care
silly lil dog on a playground brightly colored spring rider shaped like a horse
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
i think the bad rap bluesky gets for being full of contrarian losers is mostly a title belonging to threads. every time i glimpse something happening over there im like ohhh… these are the worst human beings alive
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
my butch ass at 9am on a sunday: itty bitty teeny tiny little slutty skirt i like to put it on every time my heart hurt
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vicky 🌻 @crowwkui.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
[the sun is life] #frankenstein
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
the annual “performance review” is an invention of the devil
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
do any of u live in michigan btw . asking for a friend . but the friend is me bc i am lonely
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
glad im not a sports better bc what is going on in this bills v dolphins game
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juuni @juunipupu.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Knight and Bleeding Heart - Happy (late) Valentine's! [ #art | #oc | #ttrpg]
knight oc Wreg pressing a long blade into his chest. His hair is long and beard full, and he seems younger, yet determined. His armor reflects another knight standing with his sword out and the red velvet in the background has golden detailing of two knights kissing under stars.
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
i had a ton of fun w guillermo del toro's frankenstein and then i looked at letterboxd and . idk maybe none of u like to have fun
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⋮ 𝖘𝐚𝔦𝐧𝔱 ᯽ 𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑎𝑛 @insectoid.bsky.to · 08/11/2025
oh to be a gothic romance heroine yearning for the tender monster
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
oh gay people in my phone i am doing very not so good lately . on account of the everything
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
dick cheney died… finally i get a W
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
negative self talk… a veteran self taught…
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
happy halloween fellers
two carved pumpkins on a porch in the dark. one is a classic jack o lantern with triangle eyes and a jagged mouth. the other is cheeky with two round eyes and a single silly tooth.some paper bats of different sizes with 3d-style wings on a wall.
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
ANIMAL CROSSING UPDATE???
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
me, at my wife’s house: 🥰💞 🎃✨ the humble migraine: 👹👹👹
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
when europeans clown on our 500ct bottles of ibuprofen it genuinely makes my eye twitch . girl thats my healthcare
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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
im soooo in love w the denim jacket . and also most of this . my deancas era returns ?
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
spent da whole day at the ER w my mom (she's ok . terminal illness etc) and i am saur tired boys
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
sometimes ya gotta put a hoodie on over your most masc fragrance and huff it in like an animal . ya just gotta . because of woke .
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
just finished lie with me by philippe besson and it is Devastating. five stars.
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rowan finn 🐚 @bigoldeels.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
and a happy harvest moon!
watercolor illustration inspired by early 20th-century halloween postcards. a pumpkin-headed woman and an apple-headed woman in old-fashioned dresses dance beneath a full harvest moon as the sun sets. text at the top reads "Joyous Hallowe'en!"
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deeg 🤍 @deegoo.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Pyaari is so decent 🥺
Two drawings and two small photos of the cat, Pyaari. The drawing on the left is wearing a blue dupatta. The drawing on the right is in a gold sari with a dupatta on the head.
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
finishing the realm of the elderlings series ruined me bc now what do i do . robin hobb i miss u
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Dorian Dawes @doriandawes.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I feel like if youre talking about why you hate magic systems and someone replies with how much they love mistborn you should be able to beat them
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
everything that could go wrong this week has . teddy's no good very bad day .
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teddy @dykemulder.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
i have my youtube set up on the family tv and today i walked in on my dad about 30 videos deep into ai-narrated taylor swift conspiracy theories. google's algorithms never account for the Michael effect.
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