al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 03/02/2026pull up to my assistant manager and accidentally start cat calling 000
Reposted by al the palI'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Don’t worry. I’ll fight for you 3150321257
al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 08/01/2026go to texas roadhouse... go to texas roadhouse...media.tenor.coma close up of a cartoon character with glasses pointing at the cameraALT: a close up of a cartoon character with glasses pointing at the camera 010
al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 08/01/2026i need to get more serious about liking dinosaurs i think 000
al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 08/01/2026give me a margarita the size of BOTH of my fists please!!! 100
al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 05/01/2026maybe he was yelling at the dude to go home and eat? earlier ? 100
al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 05/01/2026SOME OLD GUY BEING REALLY RACIST TO A BLACK WOMAN ON THE TRAIN? she has headphones in so i hope she didn't notice... 100
al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 05/01/2026we are staying in chinatown which is sick except there's so many hills. also i'm on a bus and i forgot to pay my fare because i didn't know where to tap my card... ill tap on the way out 100
al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 05/01/2026exploring SF by myself thread day 1 this is mostly so i don't inundate my spouse with texts 100
al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 22/12/2025me and rowan staring at the open oven which holds the most fucked up chocolate chip cookies you can imagine 010
al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 22/12/2025locked half of my household out of the laundry room because homemade christmas gifts are brewing 000
al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 15/12/2025watching bluesky. did this bitch just recreate the atom? 000
al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 12/12/2025just witnessed someone purchase 900 dollars worth of stuff for an angel tree. good for them! 000
al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 12/12/2025walking around the clothes section of walmart and a lady politely asks me where the plus size section is. i'm confused bc i know it doesn't look like i work here !!! and then i realize it's because im fat 💔 anyway sorry girl walmart doesn't have a dedicated plus size section 000
al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 11/12/2025picked up my cat and did the obligatory sniff. then i said "why do you smell like a tide pod" 000
al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 08/12/2025me explaining the plot of ice planet barbarians to my spousemedia.tenor.coma man with a beard is wearing a suit and giving a thumbs up sign .ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a suit and giving a thumbs up sign . 000
Reposted by al the palBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Mulligan has been drinking out of the people water all afternoon and we just found out 3609402652
al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 24/11/2025i think bathroom stalls are best to be wide but not very long 000
al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 24/11/2025mom and i are doing angel trees and we were like we will get One for this tree and One for this tree. long story short we have five cards now 000
al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 13/10/2025why is jared leto's character learning empathy, something that jared leto doesn't even know 000
al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 13/10/2025dude what is tron even about ? why is jared leto here? 100
al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 18/09/2025@subfrogg.bsky.social i can't find BugPal's bluesky but spread the word, i look forward to hearing from you two (maybe, it's ok if i don't) 220
al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 18/09/2025[youtuber voice] hello everybody it's dykeal with chapter 19.2 of Better Than Those Before It, a #yeehan #overwatch story about a useless alcoholic failguy and the sisphyean task of not traumatizing children when you raise them. feat an ever-suffering monkey archiveofourown.org/works/461183...archiveofourown.orgbetter than those before us - Chapter 19 - Shanedan (shanedan) - Overwatch (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works 130
Reposted by al the palmudkip2258.bsky.social @mudkip2258.bsky.social · 13/09/2025This one is embedded in my brain by this point 0203
al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 03/09/2025ok well chapter 19 redo is done it just needs to be edited like im beating the sins out of it. in addition it feels so surreal to rewrite the chapter bc it feels like im writing fanfiction of my own fanfiction 010
Reposted by al the palevelyn rogers 🐟 COMMISSIONS OPEN 🐟 (they/them) 🐟 @fishydwarrows.bsky.social · 28/08/2025imposter #thelockedtomb 03611
al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 29/08/2025update on this: i am actively writing the rest of the fic several times a week! 010
al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 17/08/2025media.tenor.coma woman is holding a microphone and saying `` no photos please ! ''ALT: a woman is holding a microphone and saying `` no photos please ! '' 010
al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 17/08/2025fear of purple prose killed the soul behind my words, so 100
al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 17/08/2025there's two reasons for this 1) i think that the direction i went plot wise isn't where i wanted to go and that's why i was so stuck, also i wanted to explore more of the things i worked so hard on writing anyway (ana and cole) 2) as time went on i began to focus on quantity over quality, and my own 100
al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 17/08/2025so i will continue writing BTTBU, i have taken a break from school for the quarter and i think that will be the perfect opportunity to continue, that being said i am going to rewrite some chapters 221
al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 14/07/2025the trex in jurassic world rebirth is like 'hey welcome to my crib' 010