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@dykeal.bsky.social
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al / 25 / d&d and dragon age and real life shit ;; icon is by @koifrog ;;

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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
pull up to my assistant manager and accidentally start cat calling
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
hong kong style milk tea doesn't taste good 💔
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
legends of avantris... so funny...
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Don’t worry. I’ll fight for you
A black-and-white cat with a serious expression, sitting with paws neatly folded and wearing a yellow bow tie.
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
go to texas roadhouse... go to texas roadhouse...
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
there is no suffering in this texas roadhouse tonight
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
i need to get more serious about liking dinosaurs i think
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
give me a margarita the size of BOTH of my fists please!!!
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
calorie counting doesn't exist in texas roadhouse
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
need to get a charger somewhere oop
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
maybe he was yelling at the dude to go home and eat? earlier ?
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
oh yeah now he's yelling at a dude eating on the bus
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
or maybe...? he's harassing everyone on this bus
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
SOME OLD GUY BEING REALLY RACIST TO A BLACK WOMAN ON THE TRAIN? she has headphones in so i hope she didn't notice...
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
we are staying in chinatown which is sick except there's so many hills. also i'm on a bus and i forgot to pay my fare because i didn't know where to tap my card... ill tap on the way out
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
exploring SF by myself thread day 1 this is mostly so i don't inundate my spouse with texts
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
me and rowan staring at the open oven which holds the most fucked up chocolate chip cookies you can imagine
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
locked half of my household out of the laundry room because homemade christmas gifts are brewing
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
watching bluesky. did this bitch just recreate the atom?
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
just witnessed someone purchase 900 dollars worth of stuff for an angel tree. good for them!
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
walking around the clothes section of walmart and a lady politely asks me where the plus size section is. i'm confused bc i know it doesn't look like i work here !!! and then i realize it's because im fat 💔 anyway sorry girl walmart doesn't have a dedicated plus size section
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
picked up my cat and did the obligatory sniff. then i said "why do you smell like a tide pod"
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
me explaining the plot of ice planet barbarians to my spouse
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Mulligan has been drinking out of the people water all afternoon and we just found out
Mulligan, a gray cat, showing no remorse over the human water pitcher.
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
i think bathroom stalls are best to be wide but not very long
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
mom and i are doing angel trees and we were like we will get One for this tree and One for this tree. long story short we have five cards now
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
why is jared leto's character learning empathy, something that jared leto doesn't even know
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
dude what is tron even about ? why is jared leto here?
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
sassy reyes my beloved
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
reyes interrogation scene soundtrack
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
what in the fuck is this
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
alive, yes! healthy...?
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
yes! apologies i fled twitter :3
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
look at headband whirl got me
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
@subfrogg.bsky.social i can't find BugPal's bluesky but spread the word, i look forward to hearing from you two (maybe, it's ok if i don't)
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
[youtuber voice] hello everybody it's dykeal with chapter 19.2 of Better Than Those Before It, a #yeehan #overwatch story about a useless alcoholic failguy and the sisphyean task of not traumatizing children when you raise them. feat an ever-suffering monkey archiveofourown.org/works/461183...
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better than those before us - Chapter 19 - Shanedan (shanedan) - Overwatch (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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mudkip2258.bsky.social @mudkip2258.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
This one is embedded in my brain by this point
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skele-kins @ 🤷 💿 🔄👉 @zoldafitzgerald.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
"wanna lick Ashley pussy?"

Pissvortex: no thanks
Kidzbopdeathgrips: outta my way gayboy im outta get it
Kidzbopdeathgrips: my identity has been stolen
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
ok well chapter 19 redo is done it just needs to be edited like im beating the sins out of it. in addition it feels so surreal to rewrite the chapter bc it feels like im writing fanfiction of my own fanfiction
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
finished nona. what the fuck
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evelyn rogers 🐟 COMMISSIONS OPEN 🐟 (they/them) 🐟 @fishydwarrows.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
imposter #thelockedtomb
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
update on this: i am actively writing the rest of the fic several times a week!
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
fear of purple prose killed the soul behind my words, so
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
there's two reasons for this 1) i think that the direction i went plot wise isn't where i wanted to go and that's why i was so stuck, also i wanted to explore more of the things i worked so hard on writing anyway (ana and cole) 2) as time went on i began to focus on quantity over quality, and my own
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
so i will continue writing BTTBU, i have taken a break from school for the quarter and i think that will be the perfect opportunity to continue, that being said i am going to rewrite some chapters
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
the trex in jurassic world rebirth is like 'hey welcome to my crib'
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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
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