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walking around the clothes section of walmart and a lady politely asks me where the plus size section is. i'm confused bc i know it doesn't look like i work here !!! and then i realize it's because im fat 💔 anyway sorry girl walmart doesn't have a dedicated plus size section

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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

picked up my cat and did the obligatory sniff. then i said "why do you smell like a tide pod"

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Mulligan has been drinking out of the people water all afternoon and we just found out

Mulligan, a gray cat, showing no remorse over the human water pitcher.

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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

i think bathroom stalls are best to be wide but not very long

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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

mom and i are doing angel trees and we were like we will get One for this tree and One for this tree. long story short we have five cards now

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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

dude what is tron even about ? why is jared leto here?

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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

reyes interrogation scene soundtrack

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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

look at headband whirl got me

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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

[youtuber voice] hello everybody it's dykeal with chapter 19.2 of Better Than Those Before It, a #yeehan #overwatch story about a useless alcoholic failguy and the sisphyean task of not traumatizing children when you raise them. feat an ever-suffering monkey archiveofourown.org/works/461183...

archiveofourown.org

better than those before us - Chapter 19 - Shanedan (shanedan) - Overwatch (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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mudkip2258.bsky.social @mudkip2258.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

This one is embedded in my brain by this point

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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

ok well chapter 19 redo is done it just needs to be edited like im beating the sins out of it. in addition it feels so surreal to rewrite the chapter bc it feels like im writing fanfiction of my own fanfiction

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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

finished nona. what the fuck

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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

so i will continue writing BTTBU, i have taken a break from school for the quarter and i think that will be the perfect opportunity to continue, that being said i am going to rewrite some chapters

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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

the trex in jurassic world rebirth is like 'hey welcome to my crib'

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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

watching my spouse play beatsaber and going 'go white boy go!'

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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

reading a regency era lesbian romance and WROW... its sausay!!

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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

reading about the donner party and i feel so fucking bad for the oxen

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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

they won't let me make my O69 bingo joke anymore . i get kicked

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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

the gays are sweeping this bingo event...

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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

turned on all the fucked up rules in uno. cackling at everyone else's despair and confusion

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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

i've become a midwestern mother. i intently listen to tiktoks about different bird sounds and deliver my spouse a serving size of parmesan crisps while they do a hobby

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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

all my friends are busy so i'm watching crazy rich asians

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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

paying for parking in seattle and two ambiguously aged boys (either 20s or 14) SCOOTERED past and yelled "paying for parking you DWEEB???" "fucking LOSER!!!"

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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

at the aquarium calling the river otter a quirked up white boy

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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

dude always sunny in philadelphia is in abbotts elementary

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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

i've been slowly fixing my tiktok for you page which means i no longer get clips of 10 year old movies next to asmr cleaning videos :(

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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

sorry to be unusually down on myself but it's sooo incredibly frustrating to see a cool outfit and know i wouldn't look half as good because im not skinny

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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

i like thomas hutter! i can sense that he will become a cuckhold to a dark force but he seems a swell fellow

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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

there's goth bitches in this insert coin tonight and they want my boots

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poltergeist @eyebots.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

I'm opening comms! Color or lined busts, humanoid OCs only. $20 deposit required, feel free to DM with questions/character refs/details. ✨

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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

if my players weren't live tweeting that session, what even is the point?

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al the pal @dykeal.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

listening to a piano cover of numb by linkin park and getting in my feelings... what year is it?????

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