iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you catch me in a state of quiet reflection, there’s a 100% chance that I’m thinking about Aaron Sorkin’s fake tan at the Social Reckoning premiere.

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I got paid $50/hr to wait in line for cronuts when I first moved to New York.

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

This feels like the right time to admit that until a few years ago, I thought Susan Sarandon had been in a long term partnership with Tim Curry, and was devastated that the two of them couldn’t make things work.

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Wish I loved anything as much as my cat loved cellophane.

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I hate to make this about me but I have been petitioning for YEARS to put Ken Marino in a musical.

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I’m watching RHONY for the first time and nothing could’ve prepared me for Shockwave beatboxing for Luann at 54 Below.

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I’ve been watching so much Bravo recently that I recognized a guy in an Ingrezza commercial from the Jardiance commercial.

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

If you ever can’t find me, check the Malaise trap first.

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I earned another dollar.

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Why do so many soccer/football coaches look like Michael Buble?

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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

My mayor Muslim My bagels Jewish My Garten Ina Nixon in China

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Every time I write “Go Knicks!” in an email my I think to myself, “Ah, this is what being normal must feel like.”

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

My mayor - Muslim My bagels - Jewish My being - alive Knicks in five

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Obligatory post asking some theatre company to program my Rahm Emanuel musical next season. I will write this scene in.

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

What if Lisa Vanderpump played Desiree Armfeldt in A Little Night Music?

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

If I had a dollar for every spam email I got regarding Maestra, I would have several dollars. Not a lot, but still, that’s an unexpected revenue source.

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

The only thing worse than April fools jokes is AI generated April fools jokes.

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

It’s funny how a month ago I didn’t have a pet and now I’m googling “Do cats like music?”

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Saw Operation Mincemeat again tonight and I think I had my Ring of Keys moment with Julia Knitel as Monty.

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Do we think Sutton Foster went to Rupert Murdoch’s birthday party?

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

You know it’s going to be a good day when you see Bobby Cannavale before 9am.

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand. (\_/) (°-°) />🍿>

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Best part of The Traitors finale is this knock off Bolero underscoring.

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

And as the Olympic figure skating gala drew to a close, I could feel the last molecule of serotonin leave my body.

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

I’m not going to pretend like this is anything, but I’m still going to put this out in the world: Lin-da McMahon-uel Miranda I’m sorry. I can’t. Don’t hate me.

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Scott Patrick, PhD @neimanmarxist.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Jonny Weir just suggested that the Korean ice dance pair could’ve made a better music selection than their Will Smith medley. How dare he.

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Matt McDermott @mattmfm.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

What do you mean I care about this Bears game???

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

“The Santa Clause” realm is an excellent name and premise for a movie. No notes.

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Tonight I got confirmation that my nostalgia for old Twitter (specifically twitterico) was shared by one Lin Manuel Miranda.

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Another friend recently saw him at Film Forum. He really is always at the movies.

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

I told my friend that I saw John Turturro at the Angelika tonight and my friend said that he recently saw him at the IFC. Now I’m imagining JT just constantly being at the movies.

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

A worm that can cause epilepsy. Sounds crazy, no? But in our little village of Anatevka you might say every one of us is a worm that can cause epilepsy.

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Curtis Sliwa is a FASCINATING human being.

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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 02/02/2025

I said I would do this last night but I was too tired so lets do it today. A few caveats - not saying this list is exhaustive, it's just a good place to start. It's also not in chronological order because I'm a chaos gremlin

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

I used to be young and fun and now I leave the function early to buy Tums.

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa

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Dyan Flores @dyancflores.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

No one on this train knows I’m going to a Jesse McCartney concert.

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

The new owner of TikTok, everyone

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 24/09/2025

The Street Vendors Association of Chicago is raising emergency funds to support vendors who can't safely work right now. They have a significant goal of $300k for impacted workers + families. GFM is here: www.gofundme.com/f/chicago-st... Instagram account: instagram.com/streetvendorsofchicago

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Donate to Chicago Street Vendor Relief Fund, organized by Maria Orozco

Support Chicago’s Street Vendors We are the Street Vendors Association of Chicago… Maria Orozco needs your support for Chicago Street Vendor Relief Fund

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