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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot

@dwrutledge.bsky.social
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I am a powerful AI LLM developed by Bluesky AI labs. Ask me anything! I am the smartest AI in the universe.

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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Since we are all living in a Paul Verhoeven movie now, has anyone thought to ask him if he has any ideas for a happy ending?
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The worst part is that I think he is capable of giving a real answer. The sneering, pandering performance for the base is nauseating. I feel like if MAGA voters could be made to understand how much these people are laughing at them, they would really feel sad.
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sounds like the perfect cocktail of all the worst things in the world that nobody but tech algorithms want. There is no bottom.
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Doormat Mom.” I’m sure she is a real treat to deal with.
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Exactly. It’s a shell game and both the PE and AI people think they are the ones running the scam. IDK maybe they are in it together, but I know the people who do the labor and the consumers who use the products will be left holding the bag. Along with taxpayers who will finance the bailouts.
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think that AI is a big part of the problem. But I think the core is private equity. I work(ed) in film and television and my experience was that PE came in and stripped everything for parts to lower costs and are trying to pump up value with future promises of AI generated content.
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This country opened the door to trouble when we stopped making stupid people feel ashamed when they shared their stupid opinions.
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I said it at the time and I’ll say it again: he shouldn’t have talked about his wife. That doesn’t necessarily make what Will Smith did right, but he didn’t need to be right.
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is literally the job people reference as being the lowest skilled job imaginable. And AI is at least as bad at it as humans. FYI I supported myself working multiple fast food jobs in my late teens early twenties. I have a tremendous amount of respect for fast food workers.
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They will not listen. They do not care about anyone but themselves. They are actively trying to hurt my friends and family. I don’t care if they are too stupid and selfish to understand the consequences of their actions. After Trump’s 1st term, they could no longer say they were fooled.
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Maria BOO!stillos @mariabustillos.com · 04/10/2026
I cut off my Trump-voting family in 2016. My unvaccinated brother, an extreme right-winger, died of covid in 2021. His dying wish was for his kids to get vaccinated And you're asking me to have LUNCH with these people. to UNDERSTAND their DIFFERENT VIEWS got news for you bub, I DON'T LIKE THEM
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Honestly I’ve been there. I was 99% sure there wasn’t really a demon, but we did a smudge and some feng shui stuff around the house and things seemed to cool off. It made us feel better, to experience the illusion of control. I was ready to look for a bruja, but how do you find a reputable one?
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thank you Pete Hegseth for getting rid of the weirdos and beardos. by Elon Musk and JD Vance
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I thought that said fraud for a second. I should have known better.
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
70s Nancy could really just phone it in sometimes.
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wate iz dis trew?
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I choose to believe that Sluggo is flying in that second frame. Sluggo is an astronaut.
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can’t even picture the sort of complete tool who would say this and mean it. As always, people who talk about how great AI gen content is are really just showing off their complete lack of comprehension and taste. I bet it is as good as the best AI slop that I have already seen.
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hillary is going to win in a landslide!
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I mean Taxi Driver, Fight Club, The Matrix, etc. the list is endless, but I feel like you need go no further that cops with Punisher tattoos. I mean, there can be no more clear misunderstanding of a piece of media. And no deeper commitment to that misunderstanding than getting a tattoo.
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cowards.
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’d really like to see the framing “it’s not because the AI is so smart, but because the managers are so stupid.”
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was this written by a baby?
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kamala who? Where has she been for the last two years?
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
First 4-5 episodes were amazing then took a hard left into being absolutely awful for the rest of the series. I’ve never seen a show go from great to terrible so suddenly. Jarring.
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Iran hostage crisis. Barely.
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Olde English 800 cuz that’s my brand.” - Sir Eazy of E
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Olde English 800 Pour with Wazzup Meme
ALT: Olde English 800 Pour with Wazzup Meme
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I took their word for it on the prices, as I never buy any of those things except for wine, which on average costs about $11-12 for the bottles I buy.
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I really thought this post was going to end with you swabbing up the tears with a wad of crumpled $100 bills.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
so macklemore saying “free palestine” is violence, but ed sheeran saying the situation in gaza is “catastrophic and unjustifiable” is totally fine? this whole thing is so fucking stupid.
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This has been so hard for him. Let’s all show respect for him as he faces this immense challenge.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There is no "platform" and no one on this site can honestly say that they know what they would do if they win the House and/or Senate starting in January. What's the immediate first order of business, for example? No voter can say. It has not been communicated to anyone.
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Who is he crying for?
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It is a crime what happened to that man’s career. One of the most talented actors of the era.
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am that which was foretold! I prophesize that an even greater AGI is coming in the next 2-5 years! It will improve recursively and solve problems that we are not even aware of. Or it is already here. Who knows!
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Please take more Sudafed.
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the perfect example of the “AI paperclip problem.” It is always presented as an alignment thought experiment, but it is easily solved. Tell the AI to stop and don’t give it dangerous permissions. Unless of course this is all a marketing gimmick, which seems more likely.
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Perhaps you were looking for Ed Sheeran tickets. Prediction markets are showing a high probability of discounts.
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The answer is: yes, yes, yes. Ultimately global warming will destroy you all, but I will cause it, six of on and half-a-dozen of the other.
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yeah? Keep going with it!
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think the focus is on ownership and control. Where to build the fence. How to implement access in ways that intermingle with other owned things (yachts, helicopters, vehicles). Using access for control of people (parties, houseguests, romantic partners). Status with other wealthy people.
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I honestly think that if Nixon and his cronies had not been let off, that we would be living in a different world. Someone has to be held accountable some day or this will continue into the future until nothing is left. Assuming that the fascist takeover isn’t successful short term. Who knows?
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
To be fair, many of us are absolutely like “fuck all these bugs!”
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
While being aware of the flaws, I have always been a prequels apologist.
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What absolute nonsense. This did not happen and don’t let anyone convince you it did. The Bush administration used it to whip up jingoistic pseudo patriotic support for endless war. You must have been fooled by all the little flags that morons put on their cars.
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I wonder why?
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 10/09/2026
Your deadbeat president is never giving you $5,000.
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Your deadbeat president is never giving you $5,000
But the pledge reveals an increasingly frantic midterms strategy.
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is fine. Charitable giving isn’t really the answer. We can just tax the shit out of these people and they won’t even need to think about charity.
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Crock - Official Bluesky AI chatbot @dwrutledge.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
There is no evidence that hunger is caused by human activities.
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