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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦

@dwaynetuck.bsky.social
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Newfoundlander, hybrid townie/bayman, idiot. Most people would put something witty or profound here. Most people. PSA: I tend to curse.

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 1h
Never heard of these. Love the name! 😄
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 2h
Don't get me wrong, I'm really not a cranky bastard. It's just that there's a boatload of things that annoy the shit out of me.
static.klipy.com
Grumpy Old Man: Get Off My Lawn Meme
Alt: Grumpy Old Man: Get Off My Lawn Meme
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 3h
Another waiting room irritant. The tv is always tuned to a news channel on a fucking doom and gloom loop or a sports channel. How about some Bob fucking Ross instead of this brain-rotting garbage? Next time, I'm bringing my flipper to fuck with their...*checks notes*...everything.
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 3h
Ugh. People. Coughing, sneezing, noisy nose-breathing, fucking irritating phone notifications. Waiting rooms are my fucking kryptonite.
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 3h
More like "Parenting hits different when you're an utter moron."
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 6h
This system is broken. Will it be fixed? No.
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 20h
In my next life, I should be a lying, stealing, cheating motherfucker. Those are the type who seem to get ahead.
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyone else having Rogers internet issues this afternoon?
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One thing I hate about 99% of roofers these days is their use of nail guns. Yes, it reduces labour time tremendously. However, when you drive a nail into a seam, it provides no feedback that you'd feel using a hammer. Our roof is T&G, with 10 times the seams of a plywood roof.
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Having the roof reshingled. Sounds like we're under attack. 0 stars.
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hard-coded subs need to fuck all the way off.
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Far too many signs for anyone unfamilar with the area to see and comprehend, while avoiding other motorists, cyclists, and pedestrians. Textbook clusterfuck right there.
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
$620 for 2 fillings for our oldest who has no coverage. Merry Christmas, kiddo!
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Technically, Bermuda is in the Northern half of the Atlantic, but I don't think I've ever seen it referred to as such.
CBC news article about a missing air-ambulance jet, with the text "North Atlantic island of Bermuda"
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My only wish for future generations is that they may finally be free of the fucking nuisance that is USB-A.
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh dear. I'm planning on winning the lottery this weekend and forgot to submit my resignation before the end of day.
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now Kelly, everyone knows this is Canada's problem. Stop trying to shift the blame to those poor Americans.
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Office window open is a nice thing.
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Our youngest was diagnosed with type-1 diabetes at age 5. I guess we could have just prayed instead of administering insulin.
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was really debating whether or not to like this post. We need an "acknowledge" option instead. 😄
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watched Neil Peart: No One's Disciple this weekend. Thoroughly enjoyed it.
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I read very, very little news these past few years because I know what I'm going to see before I even fucking look.
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man, I'm a bit peckish and these posts by @rockrecipes.bsky.social are not helping me.
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
START THE CAR!!!
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Government priorities.
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm surprised it wasn't a fucking C-band dish screwed to the roof.
vocm.com
Have Antennae, Will Travel – Driver Stopped for Installing Satellite Wi-Fi Receiver on Windshield
The RCMP has issued a warning about the dangers of distracted driving by sharing an image of a vehicle stopped...
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Removed 3 old 30-foot trees around the house yesterday. Notched and felled perfectly. Burned the branches, gave the junks to my neighbour (yes, "neighbour" has a fucking "u") who has a woodstove. How am I not a fucking lumberjack?
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Planted the damson tree today that I kidnapped from my mom's place. And now, we wait...and wait.
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah, they're crying out for skilled labour but, when they get to Canada, they're working at Tim Hortons.
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bottled beets are the gear.
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Close, PCSP
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My property tax in 2010 was $1800. In 2026, $4000.
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When I check out Voice Of the Common Moron to see local news, the last thing I want to see is the orange felon prominently displayed. Local? No. Fucking annoying? Yes. Fuck off, vocm.
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My favourite cauliflower recipe: Rinse cauliflower and cut into bite-sized pieces Think about what you could be eating instead Chuck it in the fucking garbage
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lol...probably a scattered Big Red and used mattresses.
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Apparently, my last post there was in 2012.
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bunch of crap here also groups.google.com/g/nf.general
groups.google.com
nf.general - Google Groups
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's some archived content on sites such as usenetarchives.com/groups.php?c...
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Usenet groups. nf.general, nf.wanted, etc. I think I used this client back in the day
Screenshot of ancient Forte Agent usenet client.
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm going back to nf.general 🙃
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fuck him and his allies, of which I can only name one.
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The first groups to be discarded are those that have no monetary value to the dudes in the ivory towers.
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Definitely high time to distance ourselves from anything and everything that we're dependent upon the US for. Fuck them all.
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A little from column A, a little from column B.
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Anyone remember when the world wasn't such a fucking shitty place? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Whenever I receive a text message with html tags, I die a little bit more.
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Been a while since I checked-in with @profanity.accountant How the fuck am I doing?
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My wife mentioned she's considering ordering fi & chi for supper and asked if I was opposed. It's like she doesn't even fucking know me.
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today's coworker dad joke. Due to the current economic challenges faced, several medical examiner positions have been eliminated. They're really cutting coroners.
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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
People who schedule meetings 30 minutes before end-of-day need to fuck right off.
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