Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 2hDon't get me wrong, I'm really not a cranky bastard. It's just that there's a boatload of things that annoy the shit out of me.static.klipy.comGrumpy Old Man: Get Off My Lawn MemeAlt: Grumpy Old Man: Get Off My Lawn Meme 020
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 3hAnother waiting room irritant. The tv is always tuned to a news channel on a fucking doom and gloom loop or a sports channel. How about some Bob fucking Ross instead of this brain-rotting garbage? Next time, I'm bringing my flipper to fuck with their...*checks notes*...everything. 010
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 3hUgh. People. Coughing, sneezing, noisy nose-breathing, fucking irritating phone notifications. Waiting rooms are my fucking kryptonite. 010
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 3hMore like "Parenting hits different when you're an utter moron." 020
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 20hIn my next life, I should be a lying, stealing, cheating motherfucker. Those are the type who seem to get ahead. 120
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Anyone else having Rogers internet issues this afternoon? 110
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026One thing I hate about 99% of roofers these days is their use of nail guns. Yes, it reduces labour time tremendously. However, when you drive a nail into a seam, it provides no feedback that you'd feel using a hammer. Our roof is T&G, with 10 times the seams of a plywood roof. 020
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Having the roof reshingled. Sounds like we're under attack. 0 stars. 130
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hard-coded subs need to fuck all the way off. 010
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Far too many signs for anyone unfamilar with the area to see and comprehend, while avoiding other motorists, cyclists, and pedestrians. Textbook clusterfuck right there. 010
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026$620 for 2 fillings for our oldest who has no coverage. Merry Christmas, kiddo! 020
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Technically, Bermuda is in the Northern half of the Atlantic, but I don't think I've ever seen it referred to as such. 021
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My only wish for future generations is that they may finally be free of the fucking nuisance that is USB-A. 140
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh dear. I'm planning on winning the lottery this weekend and forgot to submit my resignation before the end of day. 170
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Now Kelly, everyone knows this is Canada's problem. Stop trying to shift the blame to those poor Americans. 020
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Our youngest was diagnosed with type-1 diabetes at age 5. I guess we could have just prayed instead of administering insulin. 100
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I was really debating whether or not to like this post. We need an "acknowledge" option instead. 😄 010
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Watched Neil Peart: No One's Disciple this weekend. Thoroughly enjoyed it. 020
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I read very, very little news these past few years because I know what I'm going to see before I even fucking look. 010
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Man, I'm a bit peckish and these posts by @rockrecipes.bsky.social are not helping me. 020
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm surprised it wasn't a fucking C-band dish screwed to the roof.vocm.comHave Antennae, Will Travel – Driver Stopped for Installing Satellite Wi-Fi Receiver on WindshieldThe RCMP has issued a warning about the dangers of distracted driving by sharing an image of a vehicle stopped... 020
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Removed 3 old 30-foot trees around the house yesterday. Notched and felled perfectly. Burned the branches, gave the junks to my neighbour (yes, "neighbour" has a fucking "u") who has a woodstove. How am I not a fucking lumberjack? 050
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Planted the damson tree today that I kidnapped from my mom's place. And now, we wait...and wait. 020
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Yeah, they're crying out for skilled labour but, when they get to Canada, they're working at Tim Hortons. 010
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My property tax in 2010 was $1800. In 2026, $4000. 120
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When I check out Voice Of the Common Moron to see local news, the last thing I want to see is the orange felon prominently displayed. Local? No. Fucking annoying? Yes. Fuck off, vocm. 250
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My favourite cauliflower recipe: Rinse cauliflower and cut into bite-sized pieces Think about what you could be eating instead Chuck it in the fucking garbage 120
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026lol...probably a scattered Big Red and used mattresses. 010
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Apparently, my last post there was in 2012. 120
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Bunch of crap here also groups.google.com/g/nf.generalgroups.google.comnf.general - Google Groups 010
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026There's some archived content on sites such as usenetarchives.com/groups.php?c... 000
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Usenet groups. nf.general, nf.wanted, etc. I think I used this client back in the day 010
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Fuck him and his allies, of which I can only name one. 170
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The first groups to be discarded are those that have no monetary value to the dudes in the ivory towers. 010
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Definitely high time to distance ourselves from anything and everything that we're dependent upon the US for. Fuck them all. 140
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A little from column A, a little from column B. 000
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Anyone remember when the world wasn't such a fucking shitty place? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? 020
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Whenever I receive a text message with html tags, I die a little bit more. 020
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Been a while since I checked-in with @profanity.accountant How the fuck am I doing? 140
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My wife mentioned she's considering ordering fi & chi for supper and asked if I was opposed. It's like she doesn't even fucking know me. 030
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Today's coworker dad joke. Due to the current economic challenges faced, several medical examiner positions have been eliminated. They're really cutting coroners. 040
Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026People who schedule meetings 30 minutes before end-of-day need to fuck right off. 020