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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Watched Neil Peart: No One's Disciple this weekend. Thoroughly enjoyed it.

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Man, I'm a bit peckish and these posts by @rockrecipes.bsky.social are not helping me.

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Removed 3 old 30-foot trees around the house yesterday. Notched and felled perfectly. Burned the branches, gave the junks to my neighbour (yes, "neighbour" has a fucking "u") who has a woodstove. How am I not a fucking lumberjack?

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Planted the damson tree today that I kidnapped from my mom's place. And now, we wait...and wait.

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My property tax in 2010 was $1800. In 2026, $4000.

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

When I check out Voice Of the Common Moron to see local news, the last thing I want to see is the orange felon prominently displayed. Local? No. Fucking annoying? Yes. Fuck off, vocm.

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Anyone remember when the world wasn't such a fucking shitty place? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Whenever I receive a text message with html tags, I die a little bit more.

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Been a while since I checked-in with @profanity.accountant How the fuck am I doing?

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My wife mentioned she's considering ordering fi & chi for supper and asked if I was opposed. It's like she doesn't even fucking know me.

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Today's coworker dad joke. Due to the current economic challenges faced, several medical examiner positions have been eliminated. They're really cutting coroners.

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

People who schedule meetings 30 minutes before end-of-day need to fuck right off.

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Fired up the ol' Stihl chainsaw on the weekend. Was sitting unused for the past 2 years. Came to life on the second pull. Can't recall if I had previously added fuel stabilizer or not.

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Looking for a local contractor to build a fucking moat around my house.

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Finally getting around to booting up my late father's laptop. Holy fuck, Batman, how much crap does he have installed? Runs like a 386.

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Had to share this dad joke that a coworker told me today. I know a guy who bought a ton of stock in various soup companies. He's done so well that he's now a bouillonaire.

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Priced for quick sale: red Corvette convertible with bald rear tires 😄

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I may have a clogged plumbing stack. Not surprising, as we have a shitload of trees around our 30-year old house. Rather than climbing up on the 13/12 pitch roof, I'm opting to cut and inspect in the attic. Yay! Home-ownership!

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I don't know who needs to hear this but, stop formatting the background of your fucking email messages.

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This evening's to-do item. Wax rings are great but with my fucked back, seating it well on the first attempt is a non-starter.

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Our youngest has had a Valve Index for a few years and was looking forward to the Steam Frame. $1500?! Fuck that.

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My passive-aggressive way to deal with my neighbour's overgrown backyard that is fucking full of goutweed (ground elder): Throw random handfuls of perennial seeds over the fence. Why did I not think of this before?

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

In light of recent shitty events, to whom does one complain about the severe lack of product origin info on products sold in Canada? I'm reading labels...prepared for...imported by...sometimes nothing is listed aside from a corporate location.

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I kidnapped a damson tree from my mother's garden but I'm plum out of ideas where to plant it. #sorrynotsorry

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Anyone near me perform knee replacements in their backyard garage or brown van down by the river?

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I tend to beat myself up when I don't accomplish everything on my list for a given day. My 55-year old joints don't cooperate like they used to, which annoys the fuck out of me. Tomorrow's a new day.

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"Please enable javascript"...lol, go fuck yourself.

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

lol...I am so smart, SMRT! www.cbc.ca/lite/story/9...

Snippet from news article quoting a Canadian manufacturer stating that some US clients don't seem to understand that US tariffs are actually imposed by the US gov't. Duh.

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I'm a technical guy, doing technical things with other technical people all day. It never ceases to amaze me, the number of those people who just don't know what they're doing. How did these people get and keep their jobs? Wtf?

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Precip total for September 6 in St. Philips was 75.95mm. #nlwx

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Still some light drizzle hanging around. Daily precip total 69.6mm in St. Philips as of 3pm #nlwx

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

It's always annoyed me more than it should that John Connor's XR100R in Terminator 2 seemingly had 389 gears.

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

My Black-Eyed Susans didn't enjoy the overnight downpours and wind. Send thoughts and prayers.

A bunch of Rudbeckia hirta with bright yellow-orange blooms collapsed on the ground. Normally standing 3 to 4 feet tall.

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Excuse me, Google, I know you employ boatloads of technical folks but if my calendar and email export was 852 GB I likely wouldn't be using your shitty free services.

Screenshot of mail/calendar export summary showing total size of export as 852 GB when it is actually MB.

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I do take a small amount of joy from seeing people's pets as their profile photos, partly because I am a pet lover, mainly because I'm an unapologetic misanthrope.

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I don't often use it but HTTrack has been a valuable tool when needing a local offline copy of detailed info.

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

60mm of precip as of 9am in St. Philips. I honestly can't recall the last good dumping of rain we've had. It's been a dry couple of years. #nlwx

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Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dwaynetuck.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Okay, installed Linux Mint alongside Win11 last night. It really, really isn't tolerant of crappy flash drives. Other than that, pretty straightforward. Disable secure boot, switch from RAID to AHCI, disable fast startup, flash iso with Ventoy, boot into live, install, Bob's yer uncle.

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