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@dvorakweezer.bsky.social
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Watching Michigan sports, saying liberal things, trying to be funny.

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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Saw Weezer in Nashville and it was amazing. I really appreciated seeing folks much younger than me vibing with that music. One of the few things that gives me hope for the future of humanity is a shared love of music.
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A janitor in my school district quit and in the process threw away the ring of master keys. Boss move.
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am not getting fired or making millions, but I’d go for it and win the game right there if I’m Michigan.
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is Jordan Marshall dead?
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
On what planet are you forced out when you’re blocking someone???
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The most Iowa bs drive of all time.
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Join us today to see how many more yards Michigan can gain than Iowa and still lose!
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can anyone other than Kuzdal return kicks? He’s pretty consistently worse than the 25.
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social week late, but I take you to a courthouse in Louisiana:
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Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This Michigan team can’t stay out of their own way.
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why does Michigan only want to run Hiter between the tackles and Marshall outside the tackles?
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Incredible catch Andrew Marsh!
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I guess Michigan is doing this again.
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It is barbaric that Americans owe $220 BILLION in medical debt. In the richest country on Earth, healthcare should be a right—not a debt sentence. We must *finally* eliminate medical debt and deliver Medicare for All.
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There was an advertisement for the state of Ohio in the Texas Ohio State game…
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dan Lanning, baby, what is you doing?
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Brian Cook, the mgoblog guy @mgoblog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How many times did i think this today? Many
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You can’t have dumb defensive penalties when you have them on the 1.
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
G’day mate!
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Commercial kickoff commercial should be illegal.
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fox noon game means 1.5 x the commercials!
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Earls made a lot of mistakes on that drive.
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social please tell me you heard Gus Johnson start to sing “John Henry” only to realize he didn’t know anymore of the lyrics beyond the first two words!
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Please tell me we all heard Gus sing “John Henry”!
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Aussie punters forever!
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Michigan in its heel voice: all time measurements and mathematics are constructs! Therefore, we are declaring our zero greater than Oklahoma’s zero and ending the game now, losers. Go cry in your onion burgers. Announcers: what?! Onion burgers are great! They’ve done it now!
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Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hard disagree. “Ted gets kicked in the dick on national television” is fantastic programming.
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Pa-‘Trick-Or-Treat’ Barron 🐻〽️ @bluebarronphoto.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Florida State fans realizing what college football is like without the constant stimulation of video boards, piped in music, and multicolored flashing lights
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The college football world seems to think Michigan is getting away with a bank robbery like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid living the high life, but we’re really the version that’s about to get shot by the Bolivian Army.
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social I finally listened to your last Fullcast episode and just wanted to say I really enjoyed your work and sense of humor. “Welcome Spider-Man to Cincinnati” pops up in my head randomly. Thanks for the years of great content and I’m excited to see where Phantom Island goes!
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Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is a fundamental misunderstanding of the legal process. When you win the case, there is no need to appeal.
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I think Michigan is gonna lose this one.
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Michigan’s offensive line has looked ineffective tonight.
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There is a noticeable difference between Michigan’s young DE’s and Brandt. In a good way!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
rank UMass
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 11, Episode 9
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
An aged-looking photo of five middle aged guys in 1978 with the haircuts you might expect in front of a blank gray background. Three of them are wearing collared shirts colored mottled shades of pink. On the left end the most serious looking guy is wearing a white polo shirt and the guy on the other end, the only one with a mustache, has a mottled blue shirt. Embroidery abouve the shirt pockets tell us we are looking at (L to R) Rich, Al, Howard, George, and and Alvie(?). They are all posed with bowling balls which are resting on top of a surface that is behind a big white placard that goes to the floor and obscures the rest of the bowlers. Across the top of the sign in a serif font it says 'Maybe It Will'. in the bottom left there is a cartoon face of a man with a high collar, a bowler hat and red hair and muttonchops. On his hat is a crossed-fingers icon over the word 'Happen' in a stencil font. In the center, cruising over cartoon waves is a steaming rear-wheel riverboat, and to the left of that a rendering of the St. Louis arch and the skyline with in, and in the space above the buildings in a deco-ish sans-serif the word 'Today'.
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
@surber.bsky.social If I made an arrangement of the shutdown theme, where should I send it?
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title for the first two panels reads “dog domestication”.
The first panel shows a wolf running with a pack. The text reads “we changed form, size, personality…”
The second panel shows a chihuahua in a dog bed. The text reads “…lifestyle, instinct, our entire way of being.”
The title for the last two panel reads “cat domestication.”
The third panel shows an image of a cat outside.
The fourth panel shows the exact same cat indoors. The text reads “we went inside.”
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Adam Rawnsley @arawnsley.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Today, August 4, 2026, is the setting of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” about a fully automated house continuing on after the family who lived there and the world around it died in a nuclear blast.
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I hadn’t really considered it until today, but why did King K. Rool steal bananas from Donkey Kong? Crocodiles don’t like bananas and they weren’t currency. 🤔
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Here me out: Wrexham hires the entire USA soccer team and they play together for 4 years leading to the WC.
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wait?? Could Argentina’s dirty play finally bite them???
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Tom Cruise?
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The third place game seems like a punishment more than an achievement.
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
LeBron keeping his new team a secret is so eye rollingly on brand. Does this new team also get saddled with Bronny?
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Most Auburn with Cam Newton run I’ve seen.
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Just a massive strategic misplay. The last 40 mins are going to be like 85 15 Argentina for possession.
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dvorakweezer.bsky.social @dvorakweezer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It’s incredibly bad strategy to play to kill the clock.
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