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Dave

@dvdgtt.bsky.social
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English. Living in Germany since ‘99. You want bad takes on football? Then you’ve come to the right place.

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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Irish handmade soap ultras #VfB #TheBlackStuff #TheBlackStuffSoap
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Man City Fans with the “it’s us against everyone“ The fucking plums #MCFC
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh no. Hold on. It’s exactly like then to be like that, what am I thinking?
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“115” balloons. “114“ flag. Liverpool Fans booing city. Wow. Not like Liverpool fans to be so mardy. #LFC
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Still shocked Manuel Neuer didn’t raise his arm for offside/foul for that goal yesterday. Yeah. I’ve watched it about 38473 times. Still as funny as fuck.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not even hiding it anymore (the prick never was)
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’ll take it. We have to build on this. Against anyone else in the league? We probably haven’t won this. Still. 0-2 and Chris was quality. Deniz trying his best? I’ll have to be happy. #VfB Let’s put on a run.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Will always maintain. Being a football fan and shouting at a bunch of lads that are in their physical prime from the comfort of my couch/seat in the stadium about what they “should” And “could” do whilst at the same time shouting into the internet is one of the best things in this world #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I love a good THUNDERBASTARD finish. And that was as “Thunder” and “Bastard” as they come. #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cheers Chris #VfB Sincerely My heart and blood pressure.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
WTF? #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Now that would’ve been quality. #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Our counters have also been dogshit here #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fuck me. Subs. #VfB
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Woman Faints in Crowd
ALT: Woman Faints in Crowd
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“West Ham” hands means decent corner. #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There’s other options to watch this type of game?
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And I don’t mean “park the bus” substitutes. We should be seeing these lads off here.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What’s the deal here. We need a change and only make one when forced to? We have options on the bench. We need to fucking use them. Otherwise if we come away with anything less than 3 points here, then we’ve fucked it imo. #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fuck. Not Jeff. #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Schlampig as fuck that Demo #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bloody hell. Look like we’ve taken money to concede here. The so called Zwayer-effect #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fuck me. Wakey wakey sleepy bollocks #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Paderborn knocking and we’re fucking sleeping. Seen this film before #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“In our favour” Hurry up with the fucking edit function already will ye?
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Game should be done already I’m out favour. Need to be a little bit more clinical. This isn’t over. #VfB Führich looking good. Deniz trying to make things happen, and fast which in my opinion we’ve been missing for a while now. Can’t complain. Even though I often do.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Looking sharp. Love it.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You got to take the positives where you can this season (so far) Führich is really growing as a player. Love to See it #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nice. Was getting ready to bitch about over cooking it, glad I STFU’ed #VfB Well Worked.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Poor choice that lewe #VfB Said from the comfort of my easy chair.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ata really has to stop this dying duck horseshit #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Paderborn players like a good dive or making the most out of fuck all don’t they? #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fuck it. Fake it till you make it.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ata with the straight forward side pass fail, then going down like he’s been shot. Can’t say I’ve missed him this season so far tbh #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That was the joke.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Everyone thinks they have a shit voice. It’s because we don’t even hear how we sound to others, ourself.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Didn’t want to say anything……but…😅
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah. Me too. But you wouldn’t miss the “new” twitter days. Because you’re a person of sound mind. Not a lunatic/racist/sexist/right leaning moron.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*bar literally one. But that’s an old football chat that left twitter becuase of M*sk and we’ve been going for over 20 years and needed a alternative when the above lost his mind and turnt twitter into a open cesspit.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“If the products free, then YOU’RE the product” Yeah. Hate myself for having to use it. My only uncompromising moral I have is I refuse to be part of any group chat* Because that is pure poison/evil/too distracting.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So old now I appear in the birthday greetings in the old #Dunklerot #VfB members magazine. Remember being young enough to not even believe I’d be 24 in the year 2000. Then on the Schlossplatz on the turn of the millennia waiting for all the computers to break the world. Fuck me.We’re a daft breed.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Right. Matchday then. Back to the “No fucking around please” Need those points on the board. Lot of tough fixtures (and travelling) coming up. Need to make a statement Ps #VfB “oh no! Here we go again” *isn’t* the fucking statement I have in mind. Cheers in advance.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You figure out how to get properly rid of WA then yeah. Let me know. That’s the last man standing by me. And I hate also being dependant on that.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cool shit. Me too. Best thing I ever did. Now I only have this here as social media. And tbh that’s only because of my VfB bubble.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
These 2 clowns caused this. Then we let these 2 clowns pretend to fix it? Fucking hell. The world is a politically shitty place. Trump announces deal with Putin to release Russian diesel www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Trump announces deal with Putin to release Russian diesel
Diesel prices in the US have doubled since the war with Iran began in February, putting pressure on Republicans ahead of the midterms.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Don’t wanna talk abaht it” “Go on tone” **crashes car into brick wall** “Slopping out time Mr Adams” Tried it Neil. The wife forbids me from doing so again.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He’s a bloody Hooligan when he’s been out on #TheBeer
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Shut it Neal. I’m training an AI bot to sit in for me for parents evening. Tbf I could just put a rock in a chair and play snoring noises. But no. Parenting hits different when your a lazy southern bastard of a parent.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Even though smoking weed is not allowed in the stadium (I think ironically re the kinderschutzgesetz) I couldn’t give a shite about that. But yeah. Normal smokes? Been in England that way for a while now. And even when I was a chain smoker it was ok.
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