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Dave

@dvdgtt.bsky.social
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English. Living in Germany since ‘99. You want bad takes on football? Then you’ve come to the right place.

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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 20h
Irish handmade soap ultras #VfB #TheBlackStuff #TheBlackStuffSoap
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Man City Fans with the “it’s us against everyone“ The fucking plums #MCFC
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“115” balloons. “114“ flag. Liverpool Fans booing city. Wow. Not like Liverpool fans to be so mardy. #LFC
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Still shocked Manuel Neuer didn’t raise his arm for offside/foul for that goal yesterday. Yeah. I’ve watched it about 38473 times. Still as funny as fuck.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’ll take it. We have to build on this. Against anyone else in the league? We probably haven’t won this. Still. 0-2 and Chris was quality. Deniz trying his best? I’ll have to be happy. #VfB Let’s put on a run.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Will always maintain. Being a football fan and shouting at a bunch of lads that are in their physical prime from the comfort of my couch/seat in the stadium about what they “should” And “could” do whilst at the same time shouting into the internet is one of the best things in this world #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I love a good THUNDERBASTARD finish. And that was as “Thunder” and “Bastard” as they come. #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cheers Chris #VfB Sincerely My heart and blood pressure.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
WTF? #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Now that would’ve been quality. #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Our counters have also been dogshit here #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fuck me. Subs. #VfB
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ALT: Woman Faints in Crowd
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“West Ham” hands means decent corner. #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What’s the deal here. We need a change and only make one when forced to? We have options on the bench. We need to fucking use them. Otherwise if we come away with anything less than 3 points here, then we’ve fucked it imo. #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fuck. Not Jeff. #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Schlampig as fuck that Demo #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bloody hell. Look like we’ve taken money to concede here. The so called Zwayer-effect #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fuck me. Wakey wakey sleepy bollocks #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Paderborn knocking and we’re fucking sleeping. Seen this film before #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Game should be done already I’m out favour. Need to be a little bit more clinical. This isn’t over. #VfB Führich looking good. Deniz trying to make things happen, and fast which in my opinion we’ve been missing for a while now. Can’t complain. Even though I often do.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You got to take the positives where you can this season (so far) Führich is really growing as a player. Love to See it #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nice. Was getting ready to bitch about over cooking it, glad I STFU’ed #VfB Well Worked.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Poor choice that lewe #VfB Said from the comfort of my easy chair.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ata really has to stop this dying duck horseshit #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Paderborn players like a good dive or making the most out of fuck all don’t they? #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ata with the straight forward side pass fail, then going down like he’s been shot. Can’t say I’ve missed him this season so far tbh #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So old now I appear in the birthday greetings in the old #Dunklerot #VfB members magazine. Remember being young enough to not even believe I’d be 24 in the year 2000. Then on the Schlossplatz on the turn of the millennia waiting for all the computers to break the world. Fuck me.We’re a daft breed.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Right. Matchday then. Back to the “No fucking around please” Need those points on the board. Lot of tough fixtures (and travelling) coming up. Need to make a statement Ps #VfB “oh no! Here we go again” *isn’t* the fucking statement I have in mind. Cheers in advance.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
These 2 clowns caused this. Then we let these 2 clowns pretend to fix it? Fucking hell. The world is a politically shitty place. Trump announces deal with Putin to release Russian diesel www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Trump announces deal with Putin to release Russian diesel
Diesel prices in the US have doubled since the war with Iran began in February, putting pressure on Republicans ahead of the midterms.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He’s a bloody Hooligan when he’s been out on #TheBeer
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thick. As. Mince. www.maptap.gg October 4 87🎓 89🎉 50😟 72😁 0💀 Final score: 492
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Glad to see #Floppo is starting a “in form” Woltemade over Undav. And for all you haterz. Yeah. I’ll stand by ⬆️ even if he scores a hatful tonight. Should never had left #VfB Nick. But thanks for the memories. And the club thanks you for the ££££££.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Outstanding book. amzn.eu/d/043bZxUf A lot of times footballs just the sideshow for life. A very important sideshow.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The day will come when I’ll be better at this game. Today is not that day. Fucking state of it. www.maptap.gg September 29 79😂 88🎉 59😔 66😐 69🤨 Final score: 690
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ah look. There’s Nick Woltemade. He still playing football? #VfB #DFB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Looks like the #VfB woman took the latest @vfbxstr.bsky.social episode title literal “Come back stronger” 👏
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nübel (the form keeper) sitting on the bench watching Ter Stegen fuck up one thing after another, must be asking himself why he bothers for #DFB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Right. Saved my hastag #Floppo in my drafts. Now to just wait it out…..
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fun facts you didn’t know….. 4 pints (US) is a #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dave. How do you even actually find where you live? Dunno. www.maptap.gg September 22 100🎯 69😁 81✨ 58😑 75🤗 Final score: 730
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Killer Queen @killerqueenie.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026
Guten Morgen, ich stell hier eine Vermisstenanzeige rein. Sohn einer Freundin hats mir erlaubt. Bitte reposten
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sometimes it’s therapeutic to shout into the internet.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I only ever drive the train to football normally. But every now and again I use it to do the right thing and be better for the environment. Every time I do the above? I regret it. Both football and for other appointments. A 1 hour journey into Stuttgart can turn into a 2 hour one. Or 3. Trains…
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thank fuck I live in Baden Württemberg. That’s all. #VfB the only 3 letters that count in Germany #FuckAfd
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Enjoy the international break. If that’s your thing. I’ll be turning 50 and fucking all football off until club football comes back. Peace out. We’ll come back stronger of that I’m sure. #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bitter. But I can’t complain.We were sloppy in both defence(apart from Chabot) and sloppy and ineffective in attack.That’s what you get against top class opposition. #VfB Gutted.But Kovac has them drilled and disciplined. Take this one on the chin. Learn. Move on. But be better when we come back
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’ll Take it. Apart from the ref being quick to dish out yellow cards against us. Ok. We have to close them down better in our last 1/3rd though. We’re giving them too much space. They have the more organized press. We don’t. #VfB We could do better.Deniz is struggling. He needs a good moment.
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Too much yellow in the stadium again. #VfB
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Dave @dvdgtt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To the Neckarstadion ⬆️ #VfB #HomeShirtIsInTheWash
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Rebekka @chewbekka1893.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Suchen noch ein Ticket für Hamburg (A) 😬 #VfB
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