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Just Dave

@dvcop.bsky.social
1.8K followers 441 following 9.3K posts

Love animals, lives in a red-ass baboon state, fighting the good fight from within, and, oh yeah, shit washes off

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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 54m
They can't admit that raping children is bad because they know they voted for a pedophile and would have to admit they made a yuge, bigly mistake
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 59m
And, dear puffy clouds, it's labeled as a 'goon'
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Popeye Fell In Love with Heart Eyes
ALT: Popeye Fell In Love with Heart Eyes
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 1h
The jokes... They're writing themselves BoBo the Handi-Clown eating 'cats' or was it 'willows' or both?
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mklinger421.bsky.social @mklinger421.bsky.social · 9h
When @people.com does better journalism.... people.com/dennis-haste...
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Dennis Hastert, Former House Speaker Disgraced by Child Sex Abuse Scandal, Dies at 84
Dennis Hastert, the longest-serving Republican House speaker who was later convicted of financial crimes related to the sexual abuse of underage boys, died at 84.
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 8h
Dang, that's the exact face I make every single time the phone rings at work
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 8h
I'm quite certain MAGAts are so stupid they think 'All In The Family' was reality T.V.
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 8h
Could've listened to *any* of the 20+ that came forward before
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 8h
Dang, in that 3rd pic (from RHPS I think) she and her daughter Eva Amurri could be twins
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 8h
So long as one of those 'bad things' is him getting his testicles caught in his zipper and bleeding out... that'd be O.K.
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 8h
That's absolutely awesome in a hilarious way ROFL!!
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 8h
But, but, but.... he's *blinking*, don'tcha know!! It's just a coincidence that every time he *blinks* the camera just happens to take a picture!!! Get off his back! <I trust the /s isn't required but...>
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 8h
Did the dumbass actually tweet (or Gnatalie) "bring our soldiers home"? YOU SENT THEM, YOU STUPID, IGNORANT MFer
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 8h
Ignorance is correctable, stupidity can't be Pedo's aren't exactly known for their intellectual strength and this one is actually proud of his ignorance
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 8h
How dumb are they? If their IQ was a breeze they couldn't blow out a birthday candle
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 9h
I'm hearing the Grateful Dead watching that: "Take a load off Fanny, and you put the load right on me"
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 9h
He was "suicided"
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 9h
Yeah, suicide.... uh-huh, gotcha
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He's admitted it, but MAGAts think it's a coincidence that what Ms. Carroll said he did to her is exactly what he says he does to women How dense can you be to not admit it was a confession?
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Man, they hate Mamdani with a passion because he's actually *showing* people, not just telling them, how shitty the gov't under the Rs is
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Did you or did you not raise a car in the air so you could change a tire?" "Sir, that was jack the car up"
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For all of you!!
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Enthusiastic Standing Ovation
ALT: Enthusiastic Standing Ovation
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Eat all your shrimp, junior, so you can grow up pink like a big boy"
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Hammer? Meet nailhead..."
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Man, that face looks like 6 miles of bad gravel road
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why y'all talkin' 'bout Pebbles Flintstone like that?
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*Other* people talk about it When you *have* to pat yourself on the back it's because no one else will do it Hence his obsession with putting his name on everything, now, he knows it ain't happenin' after he's gone
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I tried, man, I really tried to read it It reads like a 5 year old telling mommy how his day in kindergarten went
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Someone needs to explain to him why Moses lost his shit when he first came down from Mt. Sinai....
"Gold" statue of a pedophile
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No one would even notice when his bowels released
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every day when I wake up and turn on the TV I've got my fingers crossed....
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"You do it!" "NO! *YOU* do it... I don't want to be blamed if it works!"
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Damn, man!! Don't threaten me with the biggest celebration ever!!!
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
C'mon man, courtesy flush when there's Schmitt in the toilet
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Preferably into the sun
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
¿Porque no los dos?
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lookin' to get in a little casual treason, Kashyap? What do you reckon *your* level of immunity is, bubba?
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nah.... that'd mean they were working *against* Russia sometimes They're straight-up Russian plants
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We know they weren't *gun*shots because you aren't under a table, Kashyap
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The guy that only made Major going out the door of the National Guard is NOT qualified to run the entire Dept of Defense He doesn't know what he's doing and should be removed for incompetence I had a family member that should've made Lt Col in the NG and they'd admit *they* weren't qualified
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They were all told this stuff would happen with Pedonnie's, "Fuck you, I've got mine. And, now that I can, I'm coming after yours. Thanks for making that possible by voting for me!"
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Boo Hoo Maybe go organize another fuel wasting convoy That'll help
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Did you or did you not eat no fat?" "Sir, that was Jack Spratt"
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Absolutely me at the dance club back in the day
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Because they're unequipped to be able to tell what I'm saying is utter bullshit
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Donald Trump: I Love The Poorly Educated Speech
ALT: Donald Trump: I Love The Poorly Educated Speech
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It absolutely blows my mind that other countries have managed to figure it out but the U.S. won't copy what's already been done because... reasons, I guess "We can't do what they're doing because that would make us them!" No.... no it wouldn't, it would make you smart
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The video of those stars orbiting Sag A* just absolutely blow my mind Absolute proof of some massive gravitational object, most likely a black hole
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Just as soon as we send out your tariff refund, DOGE payment, and whatever else I've promised you that I won't do"
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Birdcage (still miss ya Robin)
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Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The one that your parents knew to never leave you alone with
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