Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Someone needs to explain to him why Moses lost his shit when he first came down from Mt. Sinai.... 091
Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026THIS MFer is calling someone else 'sleepy'?!? Gnatalie, sweetie, pay closer attention..... 000
Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Case in point: Robert Kraft, this guy and his granddaughter 031
Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Show 'em this and ask 'em, "Why did Moses lose his shit when he came down from Mt. Sinai?" Then watch 'em squirm... if they know their book at all 110
Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Every day I open my news app and it goes a li'l somethin' like this: 000
Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Because, according to his suck-ups... "Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck... That there's just Pedonnie! I wanna be just like 'im but mah little girl runs away if I get too close to 'er! Hyuck, hyuck, honk... Where's mah diaper changer?" 000
Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I hope he keeps tellin' 'em that that scoop of carrots, one lonely "meat" patty, and some mystery strip that looks like 'filet of shoe sole' (I literally wonder if it isn't supposed to be gravy) is properly provisioned while being over deployed by MONTHS Isn't deployed "nearly long enough" 020
Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 18/08/2026You can't tell me that's not a diaper... Good gravy, the clown's gotta be wearing at least three Depends Maximum Protection 011
Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 12/08/2026They put a shock collar on his cankle She's got the manual activation button Otherwise, you've got Sleepy Don starring in: 1237
Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Dang, man!! Do they know you're posting their playbook?!? You're gonna wake up like the deer in the Far Side cartoon, "Bummer of a birthmark, Hal" 010
Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Who's surprised with him playing "daddy long fingers" in his own daughter's blouse 044
Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 27/07/2026If any MAGAt says anything about orange fatso running for a third term tell 'em, "Then, so can Obama" 1151
Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Someone want to remind the MAGAts why Moses straight up lost his shit when he first came down from Mt. Sinai? 041
Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 19/06/2026The guy that sued a network because they edited his opponent's interview in a way he didn't like won't sue anyone for calling him a pedophile... 010
Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Can't take credit for creating it, but I can do my part to broadcast! 120