kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 7htrump trying to blame gas prices on ukraine and california is laughably desperate. someone must've just told him how badly his polls are tanking over it. 000
kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 8hafter I was thoroughly, and I mean thoroughly, disappointed by sports yesterday, MNF is topping off the crap sundae with falcons/saints tonight. meh. 000
kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 23hI remember being really creeped out by the music video for "mary jane's last dance." tom petty dancing with a woman's corpse was so eerie, lol. 000
Reposted by kelli caplingerDani (Stab)bles 🗡️🩸 @danidabbles.rwrb.social · 05/10/2026he loves a balcony view #taylorzakharperez 0175
Reposted by kelli caplingerTeam Taynick @teamtaynick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Taylor Zakhar Perez via Instagram (1/3): Comme à la maison w/ @/lacoste @/pelagia.kolotouros 💚 1127
kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 05/10/2026sports didn't go the way I wanted today. both my teams lost, and other teams I wanted to lose refused to do so. 110
kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 05/10/2026you know what the sims need, is a pull-out couch. we like the murphy beds, but they look too nice for junky builds. #thesims4 000
kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 05/10/2026for a wisp of a moment there, the raiders had a chance. #KCvsLVR 000
kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm so tired of the double beds being such a pain in the ass. your sims can't woohoo if you put them against the wall, and you need so much room for your sims to walk around them to get in. #thesims4 100
kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 04/10/2026all I'm gonna say about the bills is that they need to take a division rival that's trying to climb back on the throne more seriously than this. 000
kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 04/10/2026geez, I didn't even realize burn was in digger. you deserve better, bb. 000
kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 04/10/2026officially put my shorts away today and it's back in jeans now that it's fall, lol. 👖 010
Reposted by kelli caplingerTeam Taynick @teamtaynick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Taylor Zakhar Perez for Lacoste SS27 in Paris! Via capucine.lechanu on Instagram 1114
Reposted by kelli caplingerTeam Taynick @teamtaynick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Taylor Zakhar Perez struts the streets of Paris after attending the Lacoste Fashion Show! 🔥 (1/2) 📸: Andrea Cremascoll via Getty Images 1214
kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I hate these assholes because they've ruined the internet. seriously. there are folks out there who are genuinely curious about things, genuinely interested in learning, and their ability to engage with others is essentially gone. 021
kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026some app that pays you for playing games has a commercial that is so obviously AI and I cringe whenever it comes on TV. 000
Reposted by kelli caplingerThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Fair Q 10957131898
kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026ate too much too late, so now I gotta throw myself a tums festival. 010
Reposted by kelli caplingerMatthew Perpetua @fluxblog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We're living in a world of fools breaking us down when they all should let us be 219636
kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I've never stopped being a sega genesis girl and I am legit excited for this movie. youtu.be/e1oeGnhYKbk?...youtu.beStreet Fighter - Official 'Love of Street Fighter' Behind the Scenes Clip (2026)YouTube video by IGN 110
Reposted by kelli caplingerIt's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡) 2493154
kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm baking a frozen pizza that got warped from accidentally thawing out and refreezing TWICE and I'm curious what the end result is going to be, lol. 000
kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026nick's latest interview where he fanboys over paul newman and again tells gen-z to fuck morestatic.klipy.comCarl from The Simpsons Does a Chef's KissAlt: Carl from The Simpsons Does a Chef's Kiss 000
kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"tech bros fighting with the pope over AI" is a real-life sentence that makes insane people sound reasonable by comparison. 000
kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026lmao, mccarthy calling rodgers an asshole on national television is how we all feel. 010
kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026it's kinda weird that outdoor retreat gives you so many new things to cook on the grill, but the pack itself doesn't give you any new grills. #thesims4 110
kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the great thing about fandom, any fandom, is that it's like a buffet. you take what you like. leave what you don't. there's space at the table for everyone, and space in the room for your own table. it's simple and it works if you let it. done. 010
kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I guess they heard me, because not even 24 hours later, new sale, lmao. 000
kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026me, at the end of the texas chainsaw massacre episode of re:view: "oh, jay, why are you the way that you are." 😆 #rlm 000
Reposted by kelli caplingerKyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Reuters: FAMILY OF RENEE GOOD SUES TRUMP ADMINISTRATION OVER FATAL MINNEAPOLIS SHOOTING BY IMMIGRATION AGENT 612841551
Reposted by kelli caplingerKyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026BREAKING: A judge has just permanently dismissed the Trump Justice Department's Reflecting Pool indictment against former Olympic canoeist David Hearn. 461627266
kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026this is called the consequences of your actions. 000
kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026my postmortem on the cubs' season today is the same as it's been all year. they need to get serious about pitching in the off-season, jed needs to go, and I think it's time to move on from craig. 000
Reposted by kelli caplingerJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026WARNING: Moose will try to diagnose what is wrong with your broken vehicle. 81249233
kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the irony of messing up while writing on top of wite-out. 🤦🏻♀️ 000
kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026#lrt for obvious reasons (i.e., the hippocratic oath), actual medical professionals can't participate in executions. so you're leaving this shit in the hands of laymen, and it's no wonder these things get botched. amazing it doesn't happen more often. 100
Reposted by kelli caplingerBrian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026there’s no reason for the death penalty to exist 1358084
kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the pope sent the white sox a letter before the playoffs? aw, that's nice. 120
kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026every NFL season, the refs make some bad call that everyone gets mad about, and I use that as an opportunity to mention, yet again, that they are not employed full time by the NFL and it is insane that they aren't. 100
Reposted by kelli caplingerzoey 🧀🎼 @zoey.dog · 30/09/2026this is the best part of making friends because realizing you can be a certain kind of annoying around a new person and they don't want to shoot you with a gun hits better than any drug you could ever try 9736268
Reposted by kelli caplinger𝑷𝒆𝒏𝒏𝒚𝒎𝒂𝒚 @pennymay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"𝑳𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒚 𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝑩𝑰𝑹𝑻𝑯𝑫𝑨𝒀 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒚𝒆𝒉…𝒎𝒆𝒎𝒛 𝒙" 📷 Nicholas Galitzine Instagram - September 30, 2026 Part 1 042
kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026next sims sale I'm gonna spring for outdoor retreat. it'll be great for more rustic, off-grid style builds. #thesims4 010
kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I want to hear people yell "dirtbag!" at eric schmitt wherever he goes now. he needs to be reminded of his immensely stupid fuck-up for the rest of his career. 130