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kelli caplinger

@dutchtulips.bsky.social
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superstar nerd with big feminist energy. madness is the glory of this life. she/her. ♍

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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 3h
dr wilson from House
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 5h
got a new comforter set today, hooray! 🛏
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 7h
trump trying to blame gas prices on ukraine and california is laughably desperate. someone must've just told him how badly his polls are tanking over it.
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 8h
after I was thoroughly, and I mean thoroughly, disappointed by sports yesterday, MNF is topping off the crap sundae with falcons/saints tonight. meh.
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 22h
lions defense is very not good tonight. #DETvsCAR
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 23h
I remember being really creeped out by the music video for "mary jane's last dance." tom petty dancing with a woman's corpse was so eerie, lol.
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Dani (Stab)bles 🗡️🩸 @danidabbles.rwrb.social · 05/10/2026
he loves a balcony view #taylorzakharperez
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Team Taynick @teamtaynick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Taylor Zakhar Perez via Instagram (1/3): Comme à la maison w/ @/lacoste @/pelagia.kolotouros 💚
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sports didn't go the way I wanted today. both my teams lost, and other teams I wanted to lose refused to do so.
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you know what the sims need, is a pull-out couch. we like the murphy beds, but they look too nice for junky builds. #thesims4
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
for a wisp of a moment there, the raiders had a chance. #KCvsLVR
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm so tired of the double beds being such a pain in the ass. your sims can't woohoo if you put them against the wall, and you need so much room for your sims to walk around them to get in. #thesims4
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
all I'm gonna say about the bills is that they need to take a division rival that's trying to climb back on the throne more seriously than this.
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
geez, I didn't even realize burn was in digger. you deserve better, bb.
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
officially put my shorts away today and it's back in jeans now that it's fall, lol. 👖
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Team Taynick @teamtaynick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Taylor Zakhar Perez for Lacoste SS27 in Paris! Via capucine.lechanu on Instagram
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Team Taynick @teamtaynick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Taylor Zakhar Perez struts the streets of Paris after attending the Lacoste Fashion Show! 🔥 (1/2) 📸: Andrea Cremascoll via Getty Images
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hate these assholes because they've ruined the internet. seriously. there are folks out there who are genuinely curious about things, genuinely interested in learning, and their ability to engage with others is essentially gone.
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
some app that pays you for playing games has a commercial that is so obviously AI and I cringe whenever it comes on TV.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fair Q
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ate too much too late, so now I gotta throw myself a tums festival.
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Matthew Perpetua @fluxblog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We're living in a world of fools breaking us down when they all should let us be
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've never stopped being a sega genesis girl and I am legit excited for this movie. youtu.be/e1oeGnhYKbk?...
youtu.be
Street Fighter - Official 'Love of Street Fighter' Behind the Scenes Clip (2026)
YouTube video by IGN
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm baking a frozen pizza that got warped from accidentally thawing out and refreezing TWICE and I'm curious what the end result is going to be, lol.
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
nick's latest interview where he fanboys over paul newman and again tells gen-z to fuck more
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Carl from The Simpsons Does a Chef's Kiss
Alt: Carl from The Simpsons Does a Chef's Kiss
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"tech bros fighting with the pope over AI" is a real-life sentence that makes insane people sound reasonable by comparison.
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lmao, mccarthy calling rodgers an asshole on national television is how we all feel.
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is so cool!
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's kinda weird that outdoor retreat gives you so many new things to cook on the grill, but the pack itself doesn't give you any new grills. #thesims4
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the great thing about fandom, any fandom, is that it's like a buffet. you take what you like. leave what you don't. there's space at the table for everyone, and space in the room for your own table. it's simple and it works if you let it. done.
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I guess they heard me, because not even 24 hours later, new sale, lmao.
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me, at the end of the texas chainsaw massacre episode of re:view: "oh, jay, why are you the way that you are." 😆 #rlm
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reuters: FAMILY OF RENEE GOOD SUES TRUMP ADMINISTRATION OVER FATAL MINNEAPOLIS SHOOTING BY IMMIGRATION AGENT
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING: A judge has just permanently dismissed the Trump Justice Department's Reflecting Pool indictment against former Olympic canoeist David Hearn.
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is called the consequences of your actions.
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my postmortem on the cubs' season today is the same as it's been all year. they need to get serious about pitching in the off-season, jed needs to go, and I think it's time to move on from craig.
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy october. 🍁
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WARNING: Moose will try to diagnose what is wrong with your broken vehicle.
Road sign of smashed car and moose
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the irony of messing up while writing on top of wite-out. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#lrt for obvious reasons (i.e., the hippocratic oath), actual medical professionals can't participate in executions. so you're leaving this shit in the hands of laymen, and it's no wonder these things get botched. amazing it doesn't happen more often.
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there’s no reason for the death penalty to exist
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the pope sent the white sox a letter before the playoffs? aw, that's nice.
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
every NFL season, the refs make some bad call that everyone gets mad about, and I use that as an opportunity to mention, yet again, that they are not employed full time by the NFL and it is insane that they aren't.
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gee, bluesky, that's specific.
Screenshot of Bluesky's trending topics, one of which says "Fans react to baseball game."
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zoey 🧀🎼 @zoey.dog · 30/09/2026
this is the best part of making friends because realizing you can be a certain kind of annoying around a new person and they don't want to shoot you with a gun hits better than any drug you could ever try
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𝑷𝒆𝒏𝒏𝒚𝒎𝒂𝒚 @pennymay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"𝑳𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒚 𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝑩𝑰𝑹𝑻𝑯𝑫𝑨𝒀 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒚𝒆𝒉…𝒎𝒆𝒎𝒛 𝒙" 📷 Nicholas Galitzine Instagram - September 30, 2026 Part 1
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
next sims sale I'm gonna spring for outdoor retreat. it'll be great for more rustic, off-grid style builds. #thesims4
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ridiculous that tomorrow is october.
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kelli caplinger @dutchtulips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I want to hear people yell "dirtbag!" at eric schmitt wherever he goes now. he needs to be reminded of his immensely stupid fuck-up for the rest of his career.
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