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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man

@dustythecritic.bsky.social
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Movie lover (sometimes). Lover of (almost) all dogs. Casual psychedelic dabbler. Ex-nanny (Even though I never liked kids). Atheist raised by loving Christians that I admire. Blue heart stuck in a red state. I will block engagement farming accounts.

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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 22h
DaysofHalloween 31 horror films in October that are new to me. # 7 I’m counting this as a new watch because I only remember maybe 1 scene from when I stayed up to watch it with my mom when I was 7-8ish. I don’t like the book. Don’t like the 90s movie. Really liked the mini-series.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#31DaysofHalloween 31 horror films in October that are new to me. # 6
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#31DaysofHalloween 31 horror films in October that are new to me. # 5
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this ( It’s a good chunk of social media users), but the plot of a movie and the actions of a character ARE NOT the same as a statement the storytellers are making.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sonofabitch. I had a dream I took a bullet for Harley Quinn, but it was in the shitty Suicide Squad movie instead of the good one. I was disappointed.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#31DaysOfHalloween. 31 horror movies that are new to me. # 4 Will it be an early sub-genre parody or just another poorly written slasher?
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#31HorrorMoviesInOctober that are new to me. # 3
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#31HorrorMoviesInOctober that are new to me. Movie # 2.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m watching #31HorrorMoviesInOctober that are new to me. Here’s number 1. Let’s get started
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m pretty happy with my vegan chili. I love chipotle peppers.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It may seem futile to give me suggestions because of all the movies I’ve seen , but do it anyway. Any country. Any decade. Horror comedy counts. I need recs so I can see 31 horror movies in October that I’ve never seen before. @danirat.bsky.social @headintheclouds13.bsky.social
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
First try at vegan gummies using reduced fruit puree and pectin was tricky and flawed , but it was a decent success. Way better than using agar agar.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I once listened to Tragedy by The Bee Gees and momentarily thought about how the singer sounded kinda like a younger version of Herbert from Family Guy and now that’s all I hear. Now the song sounds f***ed up.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I give it 6 months before Nancy Mace is carried out of a Chili’s (or equivalent business with nachos and booze) in cuffs at 2 pm while kicking and screaming about the woke mind virus.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Some people could stick their arm in a barrel of needles and still miss the point.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know it has aged like milk, but I’ve never actually seen all of Weird Science. I feel like I just have to do this as an 80s kid. Here we go.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Slightly overmixed/tight buns aside, my Vegan Sloppy Joes were a tasty success.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
For #BatmanDay The Dark Knight is slightly the best Batman movie overall. The Batman is close behind with the best style. Batman Returns is top shelf Burton just having fun.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don’t even know what it feels like to care about what someone else puts on their f***ing pizza. Unless it’s something on par with a pile of live slugs covered in salt, I’m not gonna notice.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Joe Rogan trying to figure out where all this rabid Trump support came from.
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I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
ALT: I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I haven’t liked a Zach Cregger movie. I hate every Resident Evil movie. Never got into the games. I don’t like most movies I see. Son of a bitch. I might actually spend money to see this new one.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I didn’t like a single scene in The End of Oak Street. There wasn’t anything related to filmmaking or storytelling that I enjoyed. It wasn’t dumb fun. It was just dumb. I disliked the first scene. I disliked the second scene. I disliked the 17th scene. I even hated the dog.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I fucking told y’all Mitch was alive ………..ish.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I know I can improve the texture of my homemade seitan, but I’m happy with the vegan stir fry. Simmered thin sliced seitan in vegan butter with onions. Korean bbq sauce.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Random classic movie opinion: Citizen Kane is a blueprint for a lot of future filmmaking and it’s very damn good. I get why it’s regarded the way it is. Touch of Evil is more entertaining.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
About half a dozen different “film festival” pages have tried to follow me in the last week. Over 20 of them in the last month or two. Me thinks something may be fishy about those profiles.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It makes sense that John Fetterman has been gravitating toward MAGA. He’s both unlikable and disreputable while desperately needing to be liked and respected. He just doesn’t care who he gets the positive attention from.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Rewatching this cool made-for-tv flick I enjoyed in the 90s.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I took a break from my vegan experiment because my dad was visiting and he wanted chicken tortilla soup. Damn. This soup is one of the most comforting foods known to man. And yes. I fry my own tortilla strips like a proper 1/8th Mexican.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Bill Maher always had arrogant douche qualities, but the balance of Guy Who Makes Good Points to Insufferable Dickhead has shifted so much further as he aged that it’s like he’s trying to win some kind of Ignorant Asshole gold medal before he dies.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I don’t know why exactly , but this has been my happy video for the last few days. youtu.be/nNoFzMljP0U?...
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LAUREN AND HACKER LIVE ON CBBC HQ: BLOOPERS
YouTube video by Lauren Layfield
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Me, trying to empathize with Perez Hilton and Milo Yiannopoulos in the same month.
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Dont Hurt Me Im Too Weak
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hakeem Jeffries cares about the future…… Of Hakeem Jeffries.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Thelma and Louise would have done just fine in prison and would have gotten out years ago. They were just bad at improvising.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
There’s a wonderful thing that some movies pull off. A great movie can pull it off. A movie that’s just good can pull it off. A good movie can fail at it. Cutting to end credits at the perfect moment. The Grey, Pulp Fiction, Robocop, both Blade Runners, There Will Be Blood. Which others?
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Trying to figure out if the kimchi you’re chewing on has slightly gone south is not the easiest thing in the world. It takes a few moments.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Howling.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Danny DeVito using what is likely the final spark of his lifeforce to continue giving us wonderful Frank Reynolds moments is one of the best things any individual has ever done for humanity.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The 90s were insane. There was this R-rated action movie called Con Air that was practically treated like a family-friendly event. A child killer is possibly about to slaughter a little girl, but she sings to him at the right time and he finds Jesus. He gets away at the end and it earned a clap.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
#HOTD #RoddytheRuin
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It feels weird to genuinely hate a Jackass movie, but that’s 2026 for you. I really wished they would have stopped at 3. It was such a good trilogy.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Silent migraines are weird. I’m thankful they aren’t full migraines, but I still don’t enjoy having to not look at anything interesting for a few hours.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
When you ask today’s GOP about things like laws and the constitution.
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Barbossa: Code is Guidelines, Not Rules
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If you were making a rom com about 2 people trying to have sex when sex was only allowed 1 night a year, it wouldn’t make much sense to fill the movie with sex. That’s like complaining that a movie where an asteroid will destroy the earth in 12 hours doesn’t start with a bunch of asteroids.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
How it feels when you go to the dentist for the first time in 20 years.
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Marathon Man: Is It Safe?
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Evil Dead Burn comes right out of the gate swinging …….and missing. The whole movie is a series of weak ideas that are fairly poorly executed. It’s not hip. It’s not cool. It’s not memorable. It’s not tense. The acting is fine. The finale is 💩. The director’s style just isn’t my cup of blood.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
“OMG. I just spent 136 dollars for someone else to make me a hamburger.” Yeah. Nobody made you do that.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
New King of the Hill. I am content.
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man @dustythecritic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Imposter syndrome season is over. It’s time to give main character syndrome a healthy shot at it without being interrupted by that other mopey prick.
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