Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ice cream is a breakfast food. I said what I said. 241
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Today my to do list includes watching Aguirre, Wrath of God and playing Ocarina of Time, among other things. In case you’re wondering about the other things, I soaked a bunch of banana peels in a jug of water and then watered my plants with it. 030
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Are you guys laboring on labor day or resting or what because I’m caught in a liminal space where I’m doing neither and let me tell you it’s fucking TERRIBLE 161
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 07/09/2026so have we all just collectively given up on bullet journalling then? No more fancy cover pages for the month and $200 in marker and washi tape? Or is that just me? 271
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 26/08/2026hey pals! @skylightcalendar.bsky.social send me the raddest things to help my poor disorganized butt get ready for back to school. If you have been thinking of getting a Skylight, you can use my discount code for $134CAD off before Sep 21. ca.myskylight.com/calendar-max...ca.myskylight.comSkylight Calendar Max | 27 Inch Smart Family CalendarSkylight Calendar Max is the 27” all-in-one touchscreen calendar that simplifies busy households. It displays your family’s events, chore charts, meal planning,... 100
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 15/08/2026IF YOU GUYS SAW ME ON A WEIRD DATING APP, NO YOU DIDNT IM YOUR COACH I DONT HAVE GENITALS YOU WEIRDO 140
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 11/08/2026oh snappp the next #adhd coaching group is half full! if you are interested in low-cost ADHD coaching with a master certified coach get at meeeee www.adhdstudio.ca/plans/199078...adhdstudio.caFall 2026 Group ADHD CoachingGroup ADHD Coaching with master-certified ADHD Coach Dusty Chipura! 021
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 06/08/2026To my chagrin it has come to my attention that I can only actually complete one house-based project at a time without becoming a madwoman and so I say unto thee, all of you, that I shall go to Home Depot this day to get paint to paint my electrical outlet covers so I can put them back on the wall! 290
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 18/07/2026My car is at a stage where it’s so dirty and full of clutter inside from the children I’m like, embarrassed for people to walk by and look inside it 😅 130
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Yooooo I’m so stoked to see my pal Caroline today and im so happy she finally put out a book for us grownups with #adhd!!! Come hang out and watch her talk! www.adhdstudio.ca 010
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I’m reading this book by Henry Rollins and it’s basically an autism diagnosis 😂 like every page is something about how hard it is to socialize and interact with people and deep focus on one subject of interest and also routine, routine, routine 1204
Reposted by Dusty ChipuraThe Onion @theonion.com · 08/07/2026Good Scissors Not In The Fucking Drawer theonion.com/good-scissors-not-in-t… 633625540
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I want new buds in the #ADHD studio for this, it’s gonna be RAD!!! 040
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 08/07/2026If you have fallen into a humdrum pattern of existing and not living, I’d like to remind you about Music™️. You can do anything whilst listening to Music™️. It can even be really silly stuff like Rob Zombie’s “Dragula” or “Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit or “ the Loco-motion” by Kylie Minogue. 1111
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Help it’s summer vacation I need a grown up to tell me to get out of bed 180
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Do you guys ever wonder what Danzig is up to? I don’t mean musically. I mean just like, what do you think he’s doing right now? Sorting his socks maybe? 010
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Guys quick what’s your best go to song to feel better when the weight of the world and sadness is crushing you into the ground 1582
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I don’t know what is up with the Facebook algorithm, but I live in a suburb that isn’t vehemently, religious, but isn’t one of the most tolerant. And lately my entire Facebook feed is like hate posts about pride from groups that I’m not even in and don’t follow? 140
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Ok is it just me or did dentists start using some kind of weird super high pitched whirry drill in the last few years? I’m not even the “sensory sensitivity” kinda neurodivergent & I stg the last handful of times I went to the dentist they put something in my mouth that makes my head want to explode 120
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 11/06/2026The version of me that sends Facebook marketplace inquiries is not the version of me that has to go out and pick up the things 1143
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Raise your hands if you have ever set a building on fire due to #adhd 👋 670
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 06/06/2026What the actual fuck if I saw this cat I would like, lose my mind 380
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 05/06/2026IT FINALLY HAPPENED I WAS DRIVING AND LOOKED DOWN, AND THERE WAS A SPIDER CRAWLING ON ME KILL ME NOW 370
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 04/06/2026How many tabs do you guys have open right now 410
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Only sexy nerds like to play Streetfighter. I SAID WHAT I SAID. 030
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Ending the adhd retreat talking about how great compression socks are with the clients 090
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Someone remind me to bring compression socks next time 370
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Okay I watched like ALL of Werner Herzog’s Fitzcarraldo and it was hard to watch at times for a variety of reasons but uh the last fifteen minutes of the movie has me SHOOK 210
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Further to my bragging about how much I like my boyfriend and our super ND comms systems, we’ve implemented “new business Mondays” where we save all non-super urgent or time sensitive things to discuss until Mondays (which is the day we both have the most spoons generally) & you guys it’s SO CUTE 3140
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 25/05/2026WOW REALLY GLAD I TOOK A MOMENT TO *ACTUALLY READ THROUGH THE CAPTIONS OF THE TIKTOK I WAS ABOUT TO POST* THIS MORNING THAT SURE WOULD HAVE BEEN AN UNFORTUNATE MISTAKE 😅😅😅 (I said “I’m still that IRATE 15 year old) HOLY SMOKES DAMN DUDE APPARENTLY I NEED TO WORK ON MY PRONOUNCIATION JEEEEEEZUS 020
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I’m too tired to get out of bed and actually do anything so im gonna try to finish watching Fitzcarraldo on my phone because im a grown up. Also Klaus Kinksi is… a really interesting looking fellow 010
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I weirdly have never dated another neurodivergent person (that I know of) and I honestly have to say the level of ease, validation and feeling understood is unprecedented. 380
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Man I’ve had the weirdest creeper migraine for THREE DAYS which is unusual for me! It never arrives but it just haunts my neck, my temples, the back of my head. MAKE UP YOUR MIND! 220
Reposted by Dusty Chipurapseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 23/05/2026“how am i supposed to explain gay people to my kid” how am i supposed to explain homophobia to MY kid 103769791
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Imagine hating me and I’m over here at the Nerd Store just doing Nerd Shit 180
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Oh no guys I fucked up and I’m bean dad on threads today, don’t look, it’s a mess 😅 it’s ok I’m fixing it but fuck do that mouth get me in trouble sometimes 050
Reposted by Dusty ChipuraZoë @lonewitchwalking.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Dusty is magic and bootcamp is worth it 111
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 23/05/20260/10 favourite ADHD experience is waking up on the weekend to a house that is clutter. IMMEDIATE ANXIETY. 140
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 23/05/2026GUYS ITS 230 AM AND IM PRACTICING MY WERNER HERZOG IMPERSONATION AND POSTING THIRST TRAPS THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THERE ARE NO RESPONSIBLE ADULTS TO PUT ME TO BED 😂 IM DRUNK WITH STAYING UP ALL NIGHT POWER 250
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Just FYI tonight I taught myself to play theremin while laying in a pile of clean laundry on my bed eating mozzarella sticks and just generally marinating in rejection sensitivity and FOMO Am I peak #ADHD 2170
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Wanna know how I know some people are neurotypical? I was at the gym & this girl with LOOOONG hair was doing some aerobics and bouncing around and her hair was flying EVERYWHERE and I offered her a hair tye & she declined; she already had one & just wasn’t using it WHAT I WOULD DIE OF SENSORY 2130
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I wasn’t sure if I was using the word “ornery” right so I googled it and WHAT IS WITH THAT PICTURE WHO IS THAT WHO IS THE POSTER CHILD FOR ORNERY? 550
Reposted by Dusty ChipuraRory @roryreckons.bsky.social · 21/05/2026It is nice to be able to clearly link masking to negative mental health and physical health outcomes by understanding it as a fawning response that activates the parasympathetic and sympathetic nervous systems simultaneously causing a massive allostatic load that culminates in autistic burnout. 2195
Dusty Chipura @dustychipura.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I found the most disgusting spider I have ever seen in my garden today and I have never seen anything like it and I won’t post a picture to traumatize y’all but if you want to see it comment in this thread and I’ll DM DM it to you and let’s figure out what the fuuuuuck this is 220
