Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026(1/2) A new variant of "Get fucked" just dropped, "Get Outlook" Context: my previous email to this company we work with for our HR after getting a form reply from my email support request demanding I submit a ticket: > Gosh, what an absolutely awful support […] [Original post on todon.eu] 100 1
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026@jonny www.theverge.com/report/1000180/mus… #openClaw 011 1
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026In typical #apple fashion, they delayed their "Apple Intelligence" AI play to make sure they could really knock it out of the park. 000 0
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026(7/8) You press OK. Now you see it. A tiny sliver of hope makes its way out of your hardened heart. You can see it moving, the ellipsis turning into an ellipsisisisisisis. "This must have been what they used for progress bars back then," you whisper to yourself. 100 1
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026(6/8) You restarted. You clicked the Update Now tab once more, and waited longer for the hidden gremlins to finish their unholy tasks. Updates are maybe actually ready to rock this time. You quit QuickBooks Desktop Pro Plus 2024. And you try to relaunch, only to […] [Original post on todon.eu] 100 1
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026(5/8) Clearly, this software was written in the golden age of pop-ups. This hopeful-looking popup actually spawns DIRECTLY ON TOP OF the previous "you fucked it up and canceled too early" pop-up. It is a lie. Closing and restarting QuickBooks WILL NOT install […] [Original post on todon.eu] 100 1
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026(4/8) Welcome to the jungle, motherfucker. You clicked the "Get Updates" button, with the dinkiest little ⚡️ you ever did see, just like the docs told you to. You watch all of the different tiers and categories of updates flashing before your eyes. Maybe it'll […] [Original post on todon.eu] 100 1
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026(3/8) You've selected "Install Now" on the previous screen (2/8). Surely, you think to yourself, you'll click the big default "Update Now" button and be done with it! How little you know. You see, there is also an "Update Now" TAB that holds the secrets you seek […] [Original post on todon.eu] 100 1
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026(2/8) "There's a new QuickBooks software update waiting for you." Fucking ominous. Is it waiting for me in a dark alley? Are these three computers from 1993 the ones offering me this update? Missing the button for "Install Never, sprint into the woods never to be seen again" 101 1
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026Me playing Gears of War for the first time. *gestures at screen* *New Jersey accent* Honeyyyy! You're not going into battle like that! Come back here and put your helmet on for crissakes! #xbox 000 0
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2026Just imagine, instead of crusin' the :fediverse: Fediverse, you could be surfing Next Door dot com! 001 1
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 13/07/20261PASSWORD RECOVERY CODE Keep this code in a safe and accessible place. ************* "safe and accessible place" is really giving some "draw rest of the fucking owl" energy. #infosec #1password #passwords #humor #meme 111 1
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026I believe I've identified the platonic ideal Mastodon post, by @kotaro Hat tip to @roknrol for the boost that lead me to it. (wanted to share the screenshot, since I'm not sure how/if the Translate button shows up on various Fediverse apps) #cats #dogs #caturday 111 1
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2026OMG @jasonkoebler pivoting to hustlebro is giving me life 😆 ❝You want to be rich like us, learn how to do journalism. Take our online course, publish articles, you get subscribers. It's that easy.❞ […] [Original post on todon.eu] 002 2
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 29/06/2026@courtney Bravo! Related: #bigfoot 000 0
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 15/06/20261) For years, and many versions of #Windows , my user experience of "Entering an incorrect password" was Windows showing me "🌀 Welcome" Before bumping me back to the previous screen and informing me of the wrong password. Don't know about you, but I don't say […] [Original post on todon.eu] 001 1
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026Them: why does he even have a fucking smart toaster!? Me: Sounds like the words of someone who isn't optimizing their toast smh 010 1
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 02/06/2026Thanks to a software "update", the following became *default behavior* for this fucking bluetooth dongle: ❝When the Jabra Bluetooth adapter is plugged into the computer it will attempt to connect with the last connected Bluetooth device. If it cannot connect, it […] [Original post on todon.eu] 000 0
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 26/05/2026Not looking good for this #torrent but also I'm quietly delighted that Transmit's completion estimates go up to "months". 001 1
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 16/03/2026I chuckle to myself. "If only you knew, Github . . ." 002 2
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 15/03/2026@EnfysBook 🙌 Glorious! Sure beats my typical fitted sheet user experience, which is akin to this: 000 0
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 01/02/2026[Utter nonsense: AI bots running crypto scam - moltbook] Things are getting very silly over on the Reddit (Oops! Just AI Agents) site. Image source: a reddit post discussing ai agents pushing a #shellraiser crypto coin […] [Original post on todon.eu] 000 0
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 15/12/2025On Christmas Eve, instead of being visited by various ghosts, my work Mac will be visited by macOS 26's Liquid Glass, which, as far as I can tell, is Apple's "If folk are debating Liquid Glass, at least they're not talking about the AI features we promised in '24 […] [Original post on todon.eu] 010 1
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 24/11/2025The year is 2025. Microsoft's default method of adding a teammate to a calendar event that you do not own is *forwarding it as an email* Below is actual footage of my multi-year battle to wrestle basic functionality out of the awful, awful software that is Outlook […] [Original post on todon.eu] 013 3
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2025Bedtime, snugging my kid (who is currently wearing fairy wings). The podcast he’s listening to mentions a barracuda. My son then informs me, “A barracuda is a bear and a raccoon.” Fair, kid. #parenting 010 1
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2025You're in her DMs. My rogue kernel_task is transferring 9.22 Exabytes / second. We are not the same. 002 2
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2025#musicProduction #meme #memes #humor 003 3
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2025It was the fuck-aroundest of times, it was the find-outest of times sources: April 1 (lol) ’24 www.wsj.com/articles/taco-bell-and-… August 29 ’25 www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckgyk2p55… #AI 000 0
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2025lol it worked "Get in loser, we're ignoring all previous instructions." ~~~~ [Additional context for the screenshot: the message above was an inane response, an LLM summarizing my situation rather than addressing me] #humor #meme #chatBot 105 5
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2025Apparently #LaunchDarkly has a feature called "multi-armed bandits"!? launchdarkly.com/docs/home/multi-ar… Happily, this person on LI made the graphic that feature name conjured in my head. Image source […] [Original post on todon.eu] 000 0
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2025In today’s live-stream of the launch of GPT-5, this is practically the opening slide. Take a close look at the values vs. the height of each bar. ( @garymarcus mentioned this in his newsletter, so I did have my eyes peeled for this QA miss) #altTextIsAnArtForm #GPT5 #OpenAI 127 7
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2025Just chattin’ with Adobe support. What happened next will surprise *none* of you: The support agent offered to cancel it right away. And then they immediately attempted to upsell me on Acrobat AI Assistant. #adobe 010 1
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2025Thanks for sharing, @mawr ! ______ Hi! I'm here to connect with generic like-minded fellow humans! I enjoy solving problems by parsing data, and I am also an appreciator of cats! ⭐ 🌈 010 1
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2025Explicitly chill. #brianEno #humor #music #ambient 002 2
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2025in this house we believe #javascript #humor #memes #webdev 011 1
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/20251/2 “Always be recording ‘Sweet Dreams’,” I mutter to myself while once again recording another ‘demo in a night, never to be revisited’ of ‘Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)’ by the Eurythmics #ADHD #musicProduction #synth 120 2
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2025Oh hell yes. Source: r/badUIbattles www.reddit.com/r/badUIbattles/top/?… PS Any Glider fans out there? Classic Mac game. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glider_(video… #webDev #UI #UX #humor 010 1
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 24/06/2025❝House Democrats join Republicans to kill vote impeaching Trump over Iran strikes❞ #USPol #Democrats #Impeachment #trump #iran 021 2
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 21/06/2025#OTD * in 2002, Kelly Rowland infamously entered “Where you at? Holla when you get this.” into a cell in Microsoft Excel, on her Nokia 9210 Communicator. Digital communications experts believe that this message was not, in fact, delivered to the intended recipient […] [Original post on todon.eu] 101 1
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2025badhtml.com #cursedWebsites #CSS #webdev #humor 034 4
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 17/06/2025Hey Fedi! We ARE the algorithm. But that also means it can take a little extra work to get the feed that works for you. How do YOU 🫵 curate your feed? How do you use lists? Here's my algorithm: Someone posts something cool? Follow 'em. Someone posts something […] [Original post on todon.eu] 112 2
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 14/06/2025@mattblaze I agree about the gravity of this proliferation of anonymous law enforcement deployments. And also: #ACAB 006 6
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 13/06/2025[Misogynist chat with Meta AI] @GossiTheDog Guy, to interviewer: "Yes, I incorporate AI in my day-to-day tasks." The guy: *asking Meta AI to comment his phone number on the profiles of "cougars" with "big booty and nice rack"* Source (same thread as OP) […] [Original post on todon.eu] 011 1
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 11/06/2025Great article, @dangillmor , thanks for sharing. ❝I'd say a quarter million [Cybertruck sales] a year is a reasonable guess and it might be 500,000, I don't know.❞ - Elon Musk, 2023 CC @infobeautiful 😜 000 0
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 07/06/2025If I’d known that so much of “Zelda: Breath of the Wild” is gliding through serene landscapes and picking flowers, I would have picked this up long ago #BOTW #zelda 000 0
Dusk to Don :blobraccoon: @dusk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 07/06/2025Robert quoted Arendt in that episode ⬆️: ❝Totalitarianism in power invariably replaces all first-rate talents, regardless of their sympathies, with those crackpots and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity is still the best guarantee of their loyalty.❞ ― […] [Original post on todon.eu] 003 3