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Mike

@durmania.bsky.social
840 followers 926 following 4.6K posts

Californian, Colorado Grad. Video games, Food, Cali Reggae, College Football. Dogs and Cats. If it's major, hit me on my pager.

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Noni 🌸 🍱 🎋 @noni.bsky.social · 21h
Happy October 1st! 🎃 🦇 🧙‍♀️ 🍁 Finally one of the best months of the year.
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 22h
I have some aluminum pipe in my garage I needed to cut. This was very informative.
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I love big brother #woahbros
YouTube video by WoahBros
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Stage diving is not dangerous, because humans are 95% water. So a mosh pit is 5% away from being a pool."
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Mitch Hedberg Masterclass: 73 Perfect One-Liners Every Comic Should Study
YouTube video by Jerry Corley aka The Joke Doctor
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My Steam controller is finally on its way!
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've had an hour commute for almost five years now. I expected to look over and see someone getting head by now. Come on people.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shake what your trauma gave you
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a really good band that never got discovered.
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Levity
YouTube video by 9Tomorrows - Topic
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This account is brilliant
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This looks kinda fun. Frostpunk might make a good TV show.
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Frostpunk: The Last Recon LARP
YouTube video by LarpVenture
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Did you know, that there are 4,700,000 different ways to pet a cat? Statistically speaking, no cat has ever been pet the same way.
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You definitely don't want to be the first person hired to the FBI right after bestiality was cool.
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not bad, but this one is my favorite:
@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ms Rachel is the best of us.
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 17/09/2026
This dog was a part of a wrestling show. ❤️🐶 (Credit to LegadoTVMX on IG)
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Looking back through some old photos. This is from our wedding.
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Jon Cartwright @jon.gvg.io · 16/09/2026
It genuinely is weird Wolverine has smooth armpits
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Share a television show that raised you ....It still is.....
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Southpark Poop
ALT: Southpark Poop
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My power is out, luckily I have solar panels so we're not in the dark. But the Internet for my computer doesn't work. So I can't do my school work. I'm gonna smoke weed and hang out with my dog instead.
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Literally weekend at Bernie's. This is a serious country.
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I just bought a new printer, and it was no joke, 30 minutes of driver downloads and setups and connections. Printer technology hasn't changed in like 40 years. What are we doing here?
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It was beautiful.
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Soul Majestic - Back in the Day (lyric video)
YouTube video by Soul Majestic
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I get unnecessarily annoyed when there's a hyphenation at the end of a line and it continues on the next line. Like, I hate it so much. Just move the word down and leave a space. Stop it.
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Everything takes someone doing something. I've been going through some things and it is important to remember that Martha Stewart was 35 when she first started her catering company. And look at her now.
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bahahahaha Oregon, Dan Lanning can go eat a boiled corn dog.
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That's a big jug of hot sauce 😋
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I installed a little hobbit door to our bathroom so Winkston never gets locked out of his food and potty. And it's safe haven from the dogs
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Best album to study to, or cook, or just chill
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The Gathering Sky
YouTube video by Pat Metheny Group - Topic
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Me, studying. My wife loudly in the other room: "What are you doing!? What are you eating!? Why are you wet!?"
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
EveryBrewer gets so stressed out about naming new beers and it ends up being Two Hops One Malt.
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I made this experimental dressing for some bean sprouts with aged balsamic, fish sauce and sesame seeds. I'm loving it I'm like honey, you gotta try this! And she almost threw up lol.
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is amazing. Love these guys.
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‘South Park’ Is “Changing Its Name” to ‘South America’ for Season 29 to Mock Trump
Trey Parker and Matt Stone announced the supposed name change Tuesday.
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
QTP with a cartoon with an awesome theme song
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Lets Get Dangerous - DuckTales
ALT: Lets Get Dangerous - DuckTales
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Coach Prime, Deion Sanders, always lets every female reporter ask any questions before the men. Its a small thing but it has a big impact. He's such a good man.
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It would be really funny if Stephen King came up and kicked me in the back of the leg, that would be a funny way to meet him.
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Buffs win Buffs win!! On a blocked kick! What a great end to the game.
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I got a sling shot at Camp Connell
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Anything you just ate, that bagel, yup it's been recalled. You're about to have diarrhea.
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
First game today! Lets sko Buffs!
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Pre marinated Mexican chicken breasts for 2.99 a pound. Yup that's dinner
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Sahoni, Official Re(a)d Wolf @sahoni.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I want my friends to be safe, loved, have food on their plate, and a roof over their head. I want that for everyone honestly.
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm bringing back the low five
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We need a Disco Elysium souls like
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Shout out to male lady bugs, I feel like they don't get much respect.
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
❤️
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Put my kitty down this morning, sorry for the downer. It's been a really hard day.
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The fact that VPNs aren't illegal, means every member of congress uses a VPN.
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Map Quest going all out today makes me really happy. I'm about to print out some directions.
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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Mike @durmania.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A handy method that helps me clean the house is to never leave a room or area without cleaning or bringing something with you that doesn't belong there. Works for my brain.
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