Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 16/10/2026She calls me a mover because I handle her box with care 040 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I'm addicted to having opinions and sharing them 270 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 14/10/2026You guys ever notice how parents are always complaining about not having the village but then the second you ask them to be the village they suddenly have 14,000 obligations and just can't find the time lmao 160 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I remember being in middle school with the thought that being an adult must mean you can have walking tacos as often as you want and you know what? I was onto some shit this fucking rocks 060 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Hey yeah that warning shot post of pokemon fart porn did keep rent down. I'm moving out 040 0
Reposted by Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 14/10/2026mfs get on here and say “it’s big titty tuesday” or “it’s wet hole wednesday“ no it’s not. you made that up 2930342 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Sorry if we're mutuals and I unfollow, I got tired of seeing insane inflation kink art 040 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 13/10/2026In the hit 2007 movie Paranormal Activity, the main character Katie's biggest struggle is with a malignant demon that's haunted her since birth and her lame ass crypto bro boyfriend's biggest struggle is having a girlfriend who says no 140 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 13/10/2026We gotta trust his expertise on erections, guys. He's so devoted to boner science that he even measures his son's and his own! 140 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 12/10/2026YOUR womanhood is special to YOU and that's great! But no, womanhood does not have some special immutable magic to it because that's just sparkling bioessentialism 160 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 11/10/2026GRAZZNAK THE DEFILER WILL BE YOUR NEW LORD, BLOOD SHALL BE HIS WINE AND YOUR YOUNG'S SKULLS HIS THRONE (a kobold hands me a small piece of parchment) AND ALSO FREE RAIDER LUNCH IS THIS FIFTHDAY. GRAZZNAK APPRECIATES YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS 051 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I've been writing a TTRPG called Mystery Blockbuster Theater for months now and I keep thinking "surely that will do" only to be met with the unfortunate data that it will not in fact do 150 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 11/10/2026What if I started posting like a topless sorceress in a 70s fantasy film 280 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 10/10/2026A question for demiromantics: demisexuality I get as the absence of attraction until an emotional bond is formed. Demiromantic confuses me because I assumed an emotional bond is a prerequisite for all romance. I am assuming I'm missing information or misunderstanding, can someone clarify? 240 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Too many people think they're The Most Sensible Friend Ever because they always want to fix the issue that's being complained about but what they actually are is just A Massive Twat Who Is Convinced They Are God's Gift To Your Problems. + 120 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It's one of those days where I have to eat microwaved canned chili at my desk so I can study through lunch 120 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I love TTRPGs but so many fellow TTRPG lovers are such Disney adults about it so I always have to go back to my regulars for fear I'll hear a genuine "I can haz healing potion?" at a table one day 080 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The fairy I keep locked in a box under my bed: This isn't what I was expecting when you said you wanted a complexion as nice as mine Me with a spray bottle: It puts the milk and honey on its skin or it gets the hose again 010 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If you post an image without alt text on here they'll skewer you but if you look at the alt text on half these pictures it's like "Person staring at themselves in puddle" and "Dog looking cute" 220 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It's legal to add color to your food btw. You can make it whatever color you want 030 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 08/10/2026(Well-meaning cis guy best friend) Bro the only brick I see is in my pants haha 130 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My dog suddenly realizing the car is going to the vet 000 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Being horny is banned. Stop posting your tits or there will be consequences, kitten 040 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Changing my brand to meaningless repost slop starting now Fake friends talk. The bag walks 💰 130 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 08/10/2026They don't make blowing your shit smooth off like they used to 040 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You ever meet someone that looks like the human equivalent of dinty moore canned beef stew? 020 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 07/10/2026They're calling Mamdani a government plant because he's (checks notes) slowly accomplishing the things leftists have campaigned for for years 050 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I fear that obsession is the expression of a love that cannot be contained and feeling the teeth around your neck is a reminder that the wolf does not hate the deer, it just harbors a passion that mother nature saw fit to soak in blood 020 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Once had a girl call it a princess wand mid-hookup then act surprised when I pulled a magic trick and kicked her out at 4am 160 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026(with horny intent) Italian herbs and cheese bread please 271 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My favorite discourse is when trans women get locked out of guy things because they're not men and trans guys get locked out of girl things because they're not women 150 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hey guys. If the residence is evil, why don't they just move?Maybe to a quieter place. Like the silent hill, 050 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I am glad for the inherent whimsy of popcorn buckets these days because we really needed some fun in our promo materials again but I do regret that you guys allowed them to charge that much for the buckets alone 030 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Every single european is exactly one joke about their culture away from saying some insane shit about immigrants or school shooters 040 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Non-euclidean comic where the words exist in 4 dimensions and the images exist in only 1 010 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Italians whose family hasn't seen Italy since four generations ago love over pronouncing italian words and acting like they invented food 230 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Lesbians love when you bake them a little cake 040 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Do coulrophiles call each other chucklefucks? 020 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Using social media in a more healthy way by not posting the Particularly Evil thoughts to main 160 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I got into knitting because I really love raging at sticks and strings 030 0
Reposted by Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤✨Radiance✨, Mother to Many @mothertomany.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My deep hatred of people who, when presented with 10 open stalls, choose the one next to me, is ever burning bright and all consuming 141 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Talked to the oracle and she said not to trade stocks today :/ something about the impurity of the spirit of man corrupting the energy of commerce :/ anyway did you want that on italian herbs and cheese bread or whole wheat? 030 0
Reposted by Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I really enjoy going insane on here with all of you 59719 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 03/10/2026(Talking to my dog after giving him veggie scraps) You're a fucking nepo baby 051 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I block 18 year olds for the same reason I throw away barely browned bread. You aren't finished baking yet leave me alone 050 0
Mrs. Abigail 📜🖤 @dungeonwife.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I would play Mork Borg if it didn't sound like the name of a Looney Tunes character 150 0
