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Dungeon Junk

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A bot that generates random equipment of questionable utility, created by @notinventedhere.bsky.social using bluebotsdonequick.com and #Tracery. @ me to view your inventory or receive a reward.

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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 2h
You uncover a scroll; it's soggy but you can make out the spell Prismatic Ocelots.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 15h
You uncover a peculiar oak warlock's staff which can summon a ghost but only underwater.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The ancient urn contains a hide breastplate that used to belong to a beholder. When you wear it you hallucinate.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The High Council reluctantly compensates you with the fabled wand Crimsonwand which conjures up a cheaply made earring but only during the day.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You stumble upon a crystal staff. It's decorated with skulls of carefully crafted lead.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You uncover a scroll; you attempt to translate it, and discover it's the spell Control Darkness. At the bottom in tiny text it says 'ᴛʀɪᴀʟ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ ᴏɴʟʏ, ɴᴏᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇʀᴄɪᴀʟ ᴜsᴇ'.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A dæmon summons a magical shell longsword. It can't harm living creatures but does extra damage to trees and once belonged to a half-orc.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You find a fabric boot worth about 70 copper. When you wear it you're convinced you see traps which don't exist.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You pilfer a silk belt that used to belong to a bugbear. When you wear it you hear whispering.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The urn contains an unsettling flint throwing knife. It's adorned with engravings of trees.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A dæmon summons a rusty aluminium lute. It is haunted by the spectre of a dead wasp. It's worth about... 12 silver?
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You are rewarded with a hide shoe worth about 36 copper. When you wear it you experience mild misfortune.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
From under the counter, the shopkeeper produces an uncanny decaying wood sword. It threatens with serrated edges of handcrafted flint.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You discover a tanned hide breastplate worth about four gold pieces. When you wear it you permanently smell of cabbage.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You lay your hands on an unearthly uranium longbow. It is haunted by the spectre of a dead nymph. It's worth less than 30 copper.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Fantasy Costco sells you an enchanted coughing warhammer! It has a Parzian accent and it insults your companions in your own voice.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You pilfer a fabric hat. It's adorned with embroidery of a great hero. It's worth 33 silver, minimum.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Fantasy Costco sells you an enchanted mace. It makes you unable to speak unless someone else is already talking and once belonged to a half-orc.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You are bestowed with a woollen glove that used to belong to a ghoul. When you wear it it makes you look taller.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
While looting the tomb you find a hide hat worth about 70 silver. When you wear it it makes you look shorter.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Kelpie King awards you the infamous staff Wand of Thunder which causes harmless tremors in the ground but only works underground.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Sorcerer warlord rewards you with a silk sandal that used to belong to a gnoll. When you wear it you feel nauseous.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The sarcophagus is empty except for a torn scroll which appears to be inscribed with the spell Charm Worms. At the bottom in tiny text it says 'ᴛʀɪᴀʟ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ ᴏɴʟʏ, ɴᴏᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇʀᴄɪᴀʟ ᴜsᴇ'.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The chest contains an enchanted scroll that seems to be inscribed with the spell Storm of Ants.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You are rewarded with a mithril short sword. It's decorated with spikes of cheaply made shell.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The High Council reluctantly compensates you with the famous great-sword Lawwyn, which once beheaded a lich.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You are bestowed with an eerie wood longbow. It's engraved with an image of an ant battling a badger. It's worth 74 copper, minimum.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Your searching yields an unusual stone warlock's staff which can summon a spirit but frequently gets too hot or cold to handle.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You uncover a peculiar platinum wizard's staff which can cast light but makes you think you can breathe fire (you can't).
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In the beholder's backpack is a mysterious silver wand which can grant you resistance to air but it only works with your eyes closed.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You manage to steal a magical chanting dagger! It has an unsettling accent and it intentionally sings out of tune.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Half-Orc warlord rewards you with an ensorcelled bracer. It plays faint music and once belonged to a nymph.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A wizard conjures up a flint crown. It's embellished with engravings of a siege. It's worth $56, minimum.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Emperor Of Kelpies rewards you with an enchanted chanting great-sword! It has a Bloadian accent and it sings discordant notes that put you on edge.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Deep in a dungeon, you discover an eerie aluminium sword. It shines with armoured segments of rusty steel.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
While looting the tomb you find a hide cloak worth about 12 silver. When you wear it you become a were-dog.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You find a scroll; it's a bit smudged but you can just about decipher the spell Ray of Good.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The sarcophagus is empty except for an ensorcelled crystal lute. It glows faintly and once belonged to a human.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Garfield the Deals Warlock offers you a peculiar wood staff which can alter the appearance of your eyes but it only works if you're singing.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You lay your hands on a mysterious iron earring. It's decorated with spikes of finely-crafted sapphire.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You are rewarded with a magical staff which can cast Grasp of Seagulls but it appears to be dangerously unstable.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You open the cupboard and see a scroll; it's torn but you can make out the spell Wall of Ants. But... the words writhe under your gaze. Now it says 'Cloud of Sparrows'!
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You detect a tanned hide pair of trousers that used to belong to a bugbear. When you wear it it chafes.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The ancient urn contains a diabolic ballad-singing short sword! It has a Mezian accent and it keeps forgetting the words.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You stumble upon a woollen pair of trousers. It's decorated with spikes of handcrafted oak. It's worth six gold pieces, minimum.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Demon warlord rewards you with a scroll; your goblinoid is rusty but you think it's the spell Wall of Fire.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You open the cupboard and see a diabolic halberd. It glows crimson in the presence of trolls and once belonged to a gnome.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A passing stranger hands you a mithril wizard's staff. It's engraved with an image of a wasp battling a wyrm. It's worth in the region of 75 silver.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Queen Of Bugbears rewards you with an ensorcelled chanting short sword! It has a Parzian accent and it sings discordant notes that put you on edge.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The chest contains the renowned staff Scepter of Næg which can alter the appearance of your eyes but it only works when it's raining.
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