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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
They made a skyking doc?? I can’t handle that rn 😭😭😭
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
That Claude Monet guy? Hes pretty good.
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I love my work gatherings. Without fail we always end up going around telling eachother how youthful we all look.
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Hey so why the cartoons? We gotta stop with this. Absolutely no one wants these smutty books to look like this.
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Do you think my therapist has watched heated rivalry?
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
If I don’t hear a new song from Harry Styles by the end of the week so help me god….
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Aww I didn’t expect to cry at the horny gay hockey show! 😭💞
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I didn’t realize Nicholas Flamel was a real guy. I fully thought JK R*wling just made him up.
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I know Epstein was a monster because normal people don’t send that many emails.
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Was the dialogue in The Materialists written entirely by ChatGPT or ???
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Lightning McQueen is cancelled.
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I love the girl but there’s no way Taylor Swifts Fate of Ophelia can top this one: youtu.be/jnvgq8STMGM?...
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The Fate of Ophelia - SASSY GAY FRIEND
YouTube video by The Second City
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Ugh. Don’t make me care about Jimmy Kimmel!
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
What do you mean that’s how it ends????
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Decided to finally watch Normal People because I just loooooove to be sad.
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
“Thank you to my therapists and to gay people!”
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Belly is so relatable. I too love to sensually eat a peach in front of my ex boyfriend who is also my future brother in law. Who hasn’t been there?! Preach!
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I LOVE ROCKS
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Taylor Swift:
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Is Taylor Swift doesn’t make a Wagon Wheel Watusi reference, this whole era will be a waste
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Why is this glitter background so low res? What’s the color story here? How did this first draft go live?
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Taylor Swift plz, I just wanted to go to bed early. Don’t do this to me 😭😭😭😭
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
“Benson Boone is this generation’s Bruce Springsteen” is a great thing to say if you want to piss everyone off 👹
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Next week on the Nelk Boys: Lucifer himself. Let’s hear him out!
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
It's Friday night baby
Sleepy time bear
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I have no clue what the plot is to John Proctor Is The Villian, but that doesn’t stop me from tearing up to every single clip of them dancing to that Lorde song 🥺
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
When I started my Buffy journey, no one warned me about these guys! Watching this episode before bed was a baaaad choice.
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
My Finch bird dislikes a Sia song. Aww she just like me forreal 🥰
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
More like, L Ron Chubbard.
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
And they both have more money than god and enjoy riding horses.
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Inside me there are two wolves named Carter.
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Lol some of the posters in ER have just aged horribly... I desperately need to own this one.
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Going on a trip with a bunch of straight boys sucks because I can’t even ask anyone what they’re gonna pack. ☹️ I already know the answer is jeans + anime shirt.
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I need a drink.
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
There’s a surprising amount of basketball in ER. These doctors are always shootin hoops.
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Sitting face to face with the devil would kill me too.
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Ya ya ya I know. It’s me who is dying. Dying from this terrible smell.
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ALT: a woman holding a child on a balcony with the words " kim there 's people that are dying "
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I refuse to put the case in a zip bag because that’s just annoying and I’m stubborn.
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I need to keep it at my desk or I forget to take it. So then Im stuck smelling it ALL DAY LONG.
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Every day, I am haunted by the smell of my Super B complex vitamin in my weekly pill case. Why aren’t these cases smell proof? Is this a unique problem? Is it just meee????! 👹😭
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Well that barely counts. See you in court.
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
If Susan and Dr Green don’t kiss at least once, I will sue Michael Crichton’s estate.
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Sometimes I think Real Housewives has gotten stale and then I hear the line “In Venice, Italy you found out you were Asian?” and my faith is renewed.
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Remember the solar eclipse last year???? I miss her. She was so cool. ☀️
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Can you imagine?! Every small town in the Midwest could potentially be out of work for a large chunk of November-April. 🤣
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
This is true for Europe! But biking in America is impractical not due to the amount of cars, but due to how vast and spread out everything is. The large majority of people here definitely do not have the privilege of working 10km from their homes. That would be a dream!!
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Get me to god’s country
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Outer Space is so stressful.
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I’m no theater expert but I don’t remember Les Mis having a lot of basketball in it…
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Katie @dumps.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Male coworkers read the entire email : impossible challenge
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