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DMoney

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Prob fell asleep OND 2011 OEF 2014 Not enough time to mourn everyone, but enough to mourn the forgotten.

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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Client's car overheated and barfed coolant all over a parking lot. Show up, put some water in to see where it comes out, none comes out. Run car couple minutes, put more water in, takes less than a gallon total, still none coming out. Look at giant puddle where it leaked in first place, confusion
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I would like to make the strong nuclear force 2% stronger
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Tabby🦇 @findmeinthecreek.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I love how baby birds are all like }:
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
The instant someone goes to buy an infinity pool, all of their assets should be seized and they should be deported to wherever currently has the lowest purchasing power parity
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
You know they're gonna chase people out into the Everglades to eaten and say they escaped
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
They always talk about planting seeds for trees whose shade you will never know, but any land where I could realistically plant that seed is going to be gone by the end of my life. Definitely literally, and probably metaphorically as well
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Oh wonderful, Rutte is a ghoul, it turns out. Disgusting
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I should be able to buy refrigerant and cigarettes in the same place
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Y'all ever read about an individual death in otherwise much larger historical event and it's just so sad that it makes you cry?
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
The money isn't real what the fuck is point of being conservative with it
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
"Friendly reminder that-" *proceeds to say the most insufferable and/or inane words ever uttered
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
No no no, I don't wanna book on how to train YOUR dragon, I want a book on how to train MY dragon
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I miss feeling the rumble of a starting helicopter engine through my feet
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
THEYVE MADE 7 BLACK OPS GAMES???? SEVEN??????
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Coffee is like chocolate but evil
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
*any new shiny thing happens with AI* "OK but can you fuck it?"
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
OK, but seriously, who is Ground News actually for
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Man, sometimes the hardware store guys DO have good ideas. Or at least we'll see lol idk spray foam in the heater housing SEEMS like it might work
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Baltimore got one of the wildest goddamn accents, cause they took a Philly accent and mixed it with a southern accent and gave it some more mushiness 
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Democratic politicians do not have contempt for Republicans and that is the incorrect way to be
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Democrats need to find a candidate as stupid as Trump, that much is clear
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Yeah yeah, just put the nonbianussy in the bag
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
U kno a harbor freight hate to see me comin
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
If journalism isn't challenging power, it's not journalism
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I personally don't want to be led by people who will be shielded from the consequences of their leadership by dying of old age
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Me after eating a bag of Doritos at four in the morning
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
My cult of personality can beat up your cult of personality
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
OK, but on the real though people like Tim Pool and Matt Walsh are gonna have to be tried on capital charges 
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Brb going back in time to terminate William the Conqueror
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I'd kinda like to read and annotate a copy of Abundance but I don't want Ezra Klein to see a goddamn dime
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
It would honestly be so dope to go and arrest everybody from the heritage foundation
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
There is just something about being able to tell somebody that you really care about how much you care about them that does something that I cannot describe for the soul
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Uhhhhhh nationalize Arby's
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Reconstruction should have been a cultural revolution in itself, but it basically didn't happen. It's been needed ever since, and every year passed has amplified both the need and the difficulty. Shame Reconstruction 2.0 won't happen cuz the alternatives are Balkanization or forever dictatorship
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
If an acronym starts with an O, I'm putting onion in there, Idgaf
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I do think that people who believe in semen retention stuff should be in prison actually
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Oh my fucking god they're still talking about how they should've taken the border more seriously Jesus fucking Christ, that's right OF COURSE, fight the battle you never ever could've won in a million years, genius
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I don't know what the consequences are gonna be for mixing up Poe's law and Moore's law, but what's done is done I guess
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Oh, I just remembered what the word is for what AI is, it's an egregore, but profoundly stupid  
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
TNMT as a reality show with Andy Dick as shredder and he just gets beaten to a pulp by a bunch of dudes dressed as turtles
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I absolutely hate having to rely on the private sector for anything, I'm disgusted at an atomic level every time I have to put money in somebody's pocket knowing they didn't actually do any of the work in providing that good or service. They "facilitated" "invested" or some other pussy ass nonsense
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I will never stop being mad about the botching of the VC Summer nuclear plant expansion
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I think I tarped everything but I'm sure I'll find out tomorrow that I was woefully incorrect in that assessment
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
"Should we buy gold?" Mf buy RICE, and it's a little late to be doing even that
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
@wheatulrich.bsky.social dey miss you over there on the threads .net dawg I figured you might wanna know you was appreciated
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
You know I gotta keep that HDMI to OBD2 to cable on me
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Genius that I am, I dipped my hand in sodium carbonate solution earlier, and we will see what the hell that does to my psoriasis I guess
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Yeah idk call me when somebody finds a judge willing to invoke posse comitatus
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I miss fixing helicopters
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DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
My heart really does sing every time I see her name pop up on my phone
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