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COLON MONTOYA

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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 11h
Anyway, despite my idiotic, obvious question, here's the illustration! (I'm probably just going to read it again now)
Silhouettes of 4 types of whales.
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 11h
Me=facepalm picard
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 11h
What chapter?
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 11h
Presbyterian bullshitter
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 13h
I did enjoy the surround sound bluray when George started playing sitar behind me, though. It's a gimmick, but it was kind of fun.
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Why aren't they calling it the war industry?
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Some past work can be used as a basis.
An apt response to those who get hopes of supremacy over the rights of others.

"Pierre-Antoine Demachy: Une Exécution capitale, place de la RévolutionAn execution by guillotine during the Reign of Terror, depicted in Une Exécution capitale, place de la Révolution, oil on paper mounted on canvas by Pierre-Antoine Demachy, c. 1793; in the Carnavalet Museum, Paris."
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That looks fascinating! My mother's side was privileged enoughed that even though poor, has records going back to England & can trace the same movements across the South to Texas (and thankfully my grandmother moved to California in the 40s!) Thanks!
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
What's the book?
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
No idea of your age vs. mine, but I think younger people today are inspiring as hell in general these days and would definitely give them a squeeze and a head kiss if it wouldn't be creepy as hell to actually do it. But metaphorically, XXXOOOXXX to them all! (except the ai using nazi shits)
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I have no context for this, so forgive my ignorance, but do they know what the lyrics are about or is this more of a Reagan/Born In The USA thing? Also, Mojo used to call it the Urine song on Outlaw Cuntry :)
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is someone keeping track of how many bands he failed to get into? Just wondering if another listener had made a tally, ha ha!
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They used to practice maneuvers over my East Bay school the week before, then make sure to do turnarounds over us the week of.
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sometimes traveling there are limited choices, especially at night, but there's some things that are too gross to get past. Mini-mart club sandwich > Applebee's.
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Never eat at Applebee's. I have pictures. And Round Table Pizza, I have worse stories about them! Probably most chain restaurants are horrible, but those two I have direct experience in their kitchens and...vom.
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I worked for a company in Northern California that had the contract to revamp Applebee's every few years. Rather than clean or maintain kitchens, they paid us to replace equipment every few years. $2k fryers coated in 4 year old grease because they didn't want to pay night cleaners. Vom is correct!
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The 5 pounds hack or the baking soda hack?
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Absolutely an epic American drama! You were privileged to witness it.
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was literally walking past my bookshelf where all my webcomic related books are when I read your reply, didn't mean to come off as flexing or anything.
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You say that as if I'm not some massive webcomics dork from the 2000s!
An extremely impressive collection of graphic novels, if you're a nerd.
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That's just criminal to deny him! And hilarious!
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We should also say how great Evan is, buried deep down in this thread, because he's also amazing!
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Seemed to obvious for me to link. Oblique Strategies or whatevs.
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But did he finish the slab?
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Glitter? Glitter!
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And I hope you also know about @lubellwoo.bsky.social if you're doing the BOATS! (nautical) thing because she's also amazing!
An illustration of many fairly common tattoos that sailors got (get?) back in the fun times before aeroplanes and iphones.
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Got me to finally read the thing. Also it was 2020 so, you know, a bit of extra time that summer in between riots.
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Like, no exaggeration!
The slipcase and an illustration from Moby Dick.
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@evandahm.bsky.social did the most beautiful illustrated version, if you get a chance to check it out!
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A friend was asked to leave from Shakey's Pizza during their unlimited lunch buffet. Which is pretty fucking impressive, IMHO.
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@andrewhickey.500songs.com there's a first state copy if the Butcher cover in near mint for sale at a store a mile from my office and I'm afraid to even ask, but they are allowing viewings. I bet this sounds like gibberish to most people :)
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(Please take care)
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm worried we may never find out if Rod Stewart ever passed the audition!
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's hot when Glenn Close eats bunnies, though!
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But like, also glad I will remember it when their backs are against the wall.....
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wish I didn't know this
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My dad and I spent a weekend enjoying that area and seeing what still remains. Locals prefer we don't talk about it.
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Herbie resents this question.
A fat orange cat sprawled out on steps because he's a lazy boy! He looks a bit like a real life Garfield.
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They only need to call you a boomer or whatever to put the icing on tthe cake!
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Haven't seen it but interested now. Sounds a little like The Usual Suspects, a fun ride but don't analyze it because it immediately shatters if you think!
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who do Camus? Me do! Eh? Eh?
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My wife has talked to her neurologist while she's cleaning cat boxes and he's at a bar, so seems fine to me!
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lulu! m.youtube.com/watch?v=70YU...
m.youtube.com
Lulu's Back in Town
YouTube video by Dave Brubeck Quartet - Topic
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
His favorites before R&B, et al and jazz? Jimmie Rodgers, Bob Wills, Sons of the Pioneers.
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm doing a re-listen of @andrewhickey.500songs.com podcast from the beginning & loving how well certain things were set up as well as getting more from each. But it really makes me happy/sad how much I wish I could have shared the 50s episodes with my dad, here's some of his 45s:
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel like it's a simplification of what Bourdain was trying to do, use food as an opening to bigger conversations & understanding. But he wasn't about just "lunch" he was about trying to understand and also challenge others. "Lunch" isn't enough. But still, Bourdain & myself, cishet & white so....
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Because of this certain bands or artists are on their own shelves. Beatles, Whi/Townshend, Decemberists, Miles, Trane, just to name a few. I hate it not being perfect alphabetically filed, but it makes me less crazy when the fat ones show up. Kinks are still in the shelves but damn they are trying
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It was decades of the US version only before I heard the UK version and also had similar moments.
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No, always. No qualifiers needed.
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COLON MONTOYA @dumnorix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Crackberry. How little we knew how correct that was.
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