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Mr. Litigation

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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 14/10/2026
As someone witnessed my ex-partner go through medical school & residency: HOLY MOLY this is nitpicky.
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 13/10/2026
My first thought was that this greatly contrasts with the tack early Trump II would have taken. They’d wait to get hauled into Court & say, “well, WE’RE complying with your order but we can’t FORCE this company to pull the ads, your honor.”
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 12/10/2026
INS can issue administrative warrants—which are not judicial warrants, & not relevant in the context of a criminal investigation. If the reporting is accurate, it is very hard for me to see how Omar could be implicated (i.e., this was over 20 years ago, the papers were filled out by father, etc.)
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 12/10/2026
I’ll always remember a quote from Know Your Enemy: “The problem with Woke Capital is the Capital part.” There are critiques of cynical corporate ploys to placate “social justice” causes. But it was good they felt the need to do it!
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 10/10/2026
🤝
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 10/10/2026
Good god
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 10/10/2026
Arrest him.
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 06/10/2026
As you point out, it is literally this
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 06/10/2026
This is kind of the reverse image of the “right wingers describing crimes in the most generic way possible” meme
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 06/10/2026
It’s oddly more simple than you’d think because Bolsanaroism explicitly links itself to a larger colonial project, & also is oddly pro-American colonialism so long as it’s fascist.
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 05/10/2026
Correct. I also think this kind of thing will be common in the next couple of years. I.E., there will be “amnesia” from those who voted for Trump. To a certain extent, we’re gonna have to take the win & be thankful voters don’t want to associate with him anymore.
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 05/10/2026
This rocks
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 04/10/2026
No it was me
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 04/10/2026
Tired: Eagles down WR1 Wired: Eagles have three WR1s
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 01/10/2026
As undesirable as the regular criminal justice system is, I agree. A random college administrator being entrusted to investigate, adjudicate, etc.—often with little or no legal training & minimal resources—is a recipe for flawed decisions made under imperfect conditions.
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026
Point being, politics are complicated. Even in a state where the electeds are all Republican—there’s still a lot more going on.
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026
Anyways, in a captive setting, I totally realized how much charisma it takes to survive in national politics. He was so charming, he knew his audience. We were all Dems in our 20’s. & his pitch was aimed right at us. At one point, he just exclaimed “these guys are basically white nationalists!”
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026
Random story about being a WV Dem. In the lead up to the 2020 election, I was a member of a student organization that got to meet with Manchin by Zoom. The thing about Manchin that a lot of nationals don’t realize—I don’t think there is a WVian who doesn’t have a personal story about meeting him.
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026
They’d probably change it to the Congressional wrestling match or something.
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
I’d say it’s somewhat ideologically diverse. Younger WVian Dems are much more openly progressive. I’d say 95% of them are down for the standard Dem national agenda. For example, a lot of WV Dems complained about Manchin but swallowed it to vote for him because we knew what the alternative was
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
As a West Virginia Dem, from a WV Dem family, who knows a lot of WV Dems who also did not swap to R: It is hard to explain the intensity of hatred a deep red state Dem has for the average Republican elected. It makes the average NY House Member look like child’s play.
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Only people with terminal litigator brain will understand this, but Smith runs through like three or four tenants of my depo prep outline in a matter of ten seconds. Concise answers! Asking to see the document! You’re there to answer questions, not argue!
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
Smith is great, but my personal favorite is when Schmitt starts calling for ticky-tack procedural fouls when he realizes Klobuchar got him. “On whose questioning is this?!?”
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
The only correct take
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
after the violent destruction of the Kido Butai (Jaxson Dart), the outcome of the Giants season is inevitable. they can never built a fleet carrier to battle the rest of the NFL. the Yamato-class J.J. McCarthy is beautiful, yet built for a different war. he will help provide a more glorious defeat
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 28/09/2026
Every three months, I say to myself “holy god I can’t believe how stupid he is.” It’s hard to describe how simultaneously surprising & unsurprising it is
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 28/09/2026
It really is extrapolating *way* too much from a popular song from a particular genre in an era where monoculture is less of a thing. We don’t all have to listen to the radio for music anymore! That is about the extent of this.
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 24/09/2026
But to be honest, Sirianni is not smart enough to realize this is a scam.
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 24/09/2026
I was having fun imagining Sirianni is the voice distorted source.
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 23/09/2026
Zyns are a singular pouch (either 3 or 6mg) of nicotine. A lot of people put multiple pouches in at once to raise the level of nicotine. (Recently, Zyn started selling pouches with a higher levels of nicotine in America. It used to only be sold in Scandinavia).
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 15/09/2026
Wait this mfer has been running for railroad commissioner this entire time? The hell?
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 14/09/2026
I believe the old quote goes: “There is no difference between good & bad things, actually. You idiot, you moron.”
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 14/09/2026
A must-read that was extremely eye-opening for me, especially as someone who’s seen or interacted with college sports burners in a past life. I had some semblance of how violently misogynistic & toxic the other place has become, but this was jaw dropping.
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 14/09/2026
Yeah, I think that’s the correct interpretation. He got the ‘ole “you’re gonna fight your way into some charges this way” talk.
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 11/09/2026
You’d expect, but then again . . .
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 11/09/2026
I’m not saying it’s correct to treat Mamdani differently from other democratic politicians. I’m trying to come up for a plausible explanation for why it happens
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 11/09/2026
The Eagles are a mixed bag. Lots of dummies, but Hurts refused to go to the WH after the Super Bowl so I feel like that has the cleansing power to rid us of any curse. On the other hand, you have Jerry. & that beats anything on us.
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 11/09/2026
Jaxson Dart just stinks, & the Giants will be worse than the Cowboys. But that doesn’t mean the Cowboys won’t be cursed
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 11/09/2026
I kind of think it works well for Mamdani because he is young, good looking, & charismatic, whereas Pelosi, Schumer, etc. are not that. At least not anymore.
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 11/09/2026
I do not like mentioning my grandmother & Trump in the same breath, but she frequently made a face similar to this (brow furrowed, jaw out of place) as her dementia progressed.
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Tommy Tomlinson @tommytomlinson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So here's a quote from @pablo.show that applies to not only his Clippers investigation but the best of what journalism can be: www.nytimes.com/athletic/756...
"I think that we have the ability to do something that the rest of our culture is yearning for, which is make people who are too rich to care about anything resembling the public interest worry that maybe they need to tell us the truth."
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The arguments against impeaching Trump next year are all bad and spurious, but they're even weaker as applied to all the other impeachable members of the Cabinet, etc. And impeaching Hegseth for literal murder should be top of the list.
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 21/08/2026
The Supreme Court decided Farmer v. Brennan—a case where they unanimously sided with a transgender inmate who sued prison officials for “deliberate indifference” to a substantial risk of serious harm about denial of care—in 1994. To me, it really hammers home how manufactured this thing is.
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 19/08/2026
Apparently the Secret Service was concerned about her & raised the issue with Trump’s staff hahaha
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 14/08/2026
Good cadence
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 14/08/2026
Dude, I get at least three calls a day from random numbers asking about this, too. It makes my personal phone borderline unusable.
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 13/08/2026
Talk about brevity, sheesh.
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 13/08/2026
Ding ding ding ding. She’s gonna ask to inspect their wallet (get paid a lotta money to argue with them on television) next
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Mr. Litigation @dumblawyer.gobirds.online · 13/08/2026
I had a friend put in his own writing with the prompt “write this in the style of this,” & it worked pretty well, tbh.
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"Anthropic’s commitments under the EU AI Act’s Code of Practice" A reminder that these things are not really that complicated. We are not the serfs of tech billionaires. We can regulate to get the world we want to live in. And it is easier to regulate if you operate at scale, as the EU does.
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