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@dullakhannah.bsky.social
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I like Dungeons and Dragons. 🏳️‍🌈 these colors don't run chained inexplicably to @outofcharacters.bsky.social for all eternity I use any pronouns, but if you use they/them, you get bonus points 🍃 🔞

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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
unemployed again! Maybe I should read Goodnight Punpun a second time
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She IS lovely
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Was down bad for the trans rabbit before watching her media, but guess what now that I have? I'm down even worse for her now. God bless
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Unfortunately he's kinda gender euphoria for me
A picture of Flowery from Deltarune.
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Trauma can tell a story. Both consensual sex and sexual violence can tell a story. Fetish and kink themes can be used to tell a story. Thinking that they cannot or that ANY piece of media depicting them is bad is a smooth brain, infant-ass take idgaf
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Gratuitous violence or sex or tragedy with nothing to say is out there in plenty of media forms. But are we really gonna call every depiction of real-world trauma "misery porn" or are we going to put on our critical thinking adult hats and learn to figure out what "gratitutious" means??
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Saw someone online call The Whale "misery porn". Like no man, that's just how people in those situations often live. Some people's real, actual lives and situations are constant tar pits, whether or not by their own hand
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
hot take: half the media that is categorized as "misery porn" or "torture porn" is just a bog-standard tragedy and people's overall tolerance for dark themes in media is plummeting
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
reviving this dogshit Triangle Strategy fic from 3 years ago. go my midlife crisis
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Life protip: do NOT walk alone at night in your neighborhood listening to Silent Hill music
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
okay yeah, America elected Donald Trump. but if you think about it, that ultimately led to El-Sayed saying "fuck Israel" on stage in front of all of Michigan and then flexing his glistening biceps, so maybe this IS the correct timeline
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I love how we're having 10/10 bombshell progressive Muslin men winning elections now. Phenomenal era of American politics
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
also ur gay lmao
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You're the smartest kid in a little, close-knit and closed-minded rural town. Something horrible happened to your family, yet no one talks about it. Your mother controls your every move because she's terrified to lose you. You yearn for freedom so much that you'll let someone kill you for it
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
ohhhh Noelle Holliday Deltarune, how I understand you
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
well now I'm 30
Image of a man in a patterned sweater smoking a cigarette and cradling his head in his hands, eyes closed, appearing exhausted. Above him is the logo for the 1996 game The Elder Scrolls 2: Daggerfall.
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
damn working and saving money is stressful and time-consuming. I need a break. Time to play the Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall, where I am trying to save $100,000 to buy a boat
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I was meant to drink it, serve as its new host
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
AHHHHHHHHH
Portable drinking cup leaking mysterious purple fluid on a kitchen counter
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
AFRAID of my ARTIFICIAL GRAPE WATER
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
me listening to my self-curated penis music playlist: wtf why is this song so penis
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
me listening to my self-curated stupid music playlist: wtf why is this song so stupid
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I'm sure there's someone out there who has it figured out. I'm too weak, I'm too stuck on the "boy" part
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
That's a good point; unfortunately, I am lacking in a core characteristic of most femboys, which is that I am not and never have been a boy
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Social media algs: oh a nonbinary trans person. gotta be a femboy, there's no other kinds
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I keep getting shown femboy clothing line ads on social media. The algorithm is so close to my gender identity and yet so far
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
and did you know that sometimes you have to put them in situations that DON'T involve sex
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
this writing shit is hard. you always have to be creating characters and putting them in situations
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Ok everyone I've come up with my part-time hours plan: - get back into cooking real, actual meals - smoke copious amounts of ganj - write more creative nonsense that I may or may not share with the world - ignore other's people's opinions - go for a run in a cemetery. Not for any reason, just cause
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
God, in the voice of the Narrator from the Stanley Parable: YOU ARE GOING THE RIGHT WAY
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
have been getting professional dub after dub ever since I made the decision to start downramping into part-time. feels like I'm finally progressing in the main quest
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
RIP to my husband, who did very well in the tournament but was stressed out. I wasn't :)))))
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
For anyone who has a bad time at YCS: my recommendation is to not play Yugioh and fuck around instead, you'll discover things like combo tattoo-and-anime conventions and beautiful places at which you can smoke weed
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
This is my husband's exact mentality too and you know what? I can empathize
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
i’m enamored with this thing. there’s something very beautiful and also very perverse an N64 controller that’s Normal
8bitdo 64 controller
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
"But Han, now you just have to eat more pasta, this isn't a problem" you don't understand. My husband is a 10/10 in looks and personality, I have to find something mundane to complain about
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
DO NOT marry a man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He will tell you he needs pasta sauce from the grocery store when he already has it, thereby doubling the amount of pasta sauce now present in your home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
also Malevola
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
really all a piece of media *also* needs to do to hold my attention is to give me Waterboy
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
really all a piece of media needs to do to hold my attention is to give me a construct that I can be horny about. This post is about Dispatch
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Metal Gear Solid Image Bot @randommetalgear.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid1
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I recommend Nana next
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Jesus fucking christ have I forgotten how spelling works today
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I just realized my phone autocorrected "transphobia" to "transportstion". Autocorrect will do anything to be correct except use the word that I initially typed
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Insecure men will do anything to be seen as straight except be attracted to women
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
"A woman made my penis hard. It's gay because she used to (or still does) have a penis." Jesse what are you talking about
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The funniest (worst) thing about transportation imho is when cishet met get angry when they get aroused from a trans woman. like dude, that's a woman. if your dick gets hard around a trans woman, you're still straight. old man yells at cloud ass shit
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Next step: building distress tolerance around using mana-restoring items
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
This one was too niche for Facebook
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the average sized kahuna @dullakhannah.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
imagine trading your clients' privacy and the environment for an extra 2 minutes of not doing documentation. I would fire my therapist so fast if she used AI and didn't disclose that to me
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