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Duke Nukem Quotes

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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 5h
Those alien bastards got nothing on me!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 11h
Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 17h
Monkey see, monkey die!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 23h
You guys suck!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 17/10/2026
It’s down to you and me, you one-eyed freak! (upon confronting the Cycloid Emperor)
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 16/10/2026
It’s ass-kickin’ time!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 16/10/2026
There’s only two ways this can end, and in both of them, you die!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 16/10/2026
I’m back in the U.S.S.R., baby! (referencing “Back In The U.S.S.R.” by the Beatles, upon entering the street on Red Ruckus)
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 15/10/2026
It’s time to abort your whole freaking species! (after defeating the Alien Queen)
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 15/10/2026
Staying alive, staying alive, la. (singing “Stayin’ Alive” by the Bee Gees)
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 15/10/2026
I oughta break a broomhandle off in your ass!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 15/10/2026
Sometimes I even amaze myself.
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 14/10/2026
Who wants white meat? Who wants it?
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 14/10/2026
I’m gonna get medieval on your asses! (referencing Marsellus Wallace's line from Pulp Fiction)
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 14/10/2026
I don’t do windows.
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 14/10/2026
I’m sorry, did I break your concentration?
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 13/10/2026
The bigger they are, the more they bleed.
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 13/10/2026
I’m climbing a ladder… to heaven. (reference to Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven”)
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 13/10/2026
What are you waitin’ for? Christmas? (triggered if the player has been idle for too long)
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 13/10/2026
(singing to the tune of Johnny Nash) I can see cleeearly nooooow…
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 12/10/2026
Chew on this!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 12/10/2026
You’re nothing but scrap metal!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 12/10/2026
Half man, half animal, all dead!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 12/10/2026
This’ll be a barrel of laughs!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 11/10/2026
I ain’t afraid of no quake! (riffing on the Ghostbusters tagline, in reference to Quake by id Software)
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 11/10/2026
What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum-sucking algae eater?
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 11/10/2026
Monkey see, monkey die.
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 11/10/2026
Yeah, piece of cake!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 10/10/2026
Damn, you’re ugly!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 10/10/2026
Man, I hate jump puzzles.
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 10/10/2026
I’m Duke Nukem, and I’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 10/10/2026
Get back to work, you slacker! (upon seeing an office computer with Duke Nukem 3D on the screen)
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 09/10/2026
Here, piggy, piggy, piggy.
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 09/10/2026
Damn… I’m looking good! (upon seeing himself in a mirror)
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 09/10/2026
About time I pulled the plug on that electronic bitch.
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 09/10/2026
Sorry, honey; I’ve got some ass-kickin’ to do first!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 08/10/2026
Mm. Smells like someone cut the fromage.
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 08/10/2026
Don’t just stand there, let’s shoot something!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 08/10/2026
It ain’t no bike, but it sure beats the hell outta walking!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 08/10/2026
Come get some.
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 07/10/2026
Hello? McFly? (Back to the Future reference)
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 07/10/2026
Those alien bastards got nothing on me.
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 07/10/2026
(singing to the tune of Johnny Nash) I can see cleeearly nooooow…
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 07/10/2026
It’s gear stripping time!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 06/10/2026
I’m gonna get medieval on your asses! (referencing Marsellus Wallace's line from Pulp Fiction)
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 06/10/2026
Hmm, that’s one *doomed* space marine. (upon discovering the corpse of the Doomguy from Doom)
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 06/10/2026
Chew on this!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 06/10/2026
I’ll rip your head off and sh*t down your neck.
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 05/10/2026
Terminated! (upon discovering the crushed endoskeleton of the Terminator)
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 05/10/2026
Hail to the king, baby.
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