Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 1hTerminated! (upon discovering the crushed endoskeleton of the Terminator) 000
Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 04/10/2026There’s only two ways this can end, and in both of them, you die! 000
Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 04/10/2026Hmm, don’t have time to play with myself. (upon examining a Duke Nukem II arcade machine) 000
Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 03/10/2026I’m climbing a ladder… to heaven. (reference to Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven”) 000
Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 02/10/2026It’s down to you and me, you one-eyed freak! (upon confronting the Cycloid Emperor) 000
Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 02/10/2026It’s time to abort your whole freaking species! (after defeating the Alien Queen) 000
Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 01/10/2026It won’t budge. (when trying to kick open a locked door) 000
Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 30/09/2026Yippee-ki-yay, mother[-bleep-]er! (quoting John McClane from Die Hard) 000
Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 29/09/2026Mm. Smells like someone cut the fromage. 000
Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 29/09/2026Sorry, honey; I’ve got some ass-kickin’ to do first! 011
Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 28/09/2026Well, enough talk then. Come get some! Oh, Silverback, one more thing: I’m gonna enjoy pissin’ on your dead body! 000
Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 28/09/2026Don’t just stand there, let’s shoot something! 000
Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 27/09/2026Damn, I’m good! (quoting Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls) 010
Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 27/09/2026I oughta break a broomhandle off in your ass! 010
Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 26/09/2026I go where I please, and I please where I go. 000
Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 26/09/2026It ain’t no bike, but it sure beats the hell outta walking! 000
Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 26/09/2026The bigger they are, the more they bleed. 000
Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 25/09/2026The bigger they are, the more they bleed! 000
Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 25/09/2026Great, what am I supposed to use, harsh language? 000
Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 25/09/2026Looks like San Francisco is a sanctuary for illegal aliens. 000
Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 24/09/2026I’m Duke Nukem, and I’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards! 000
Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 24/09/2026Hello? McFly? (Back to the Future reference) 000
Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 23/09/2026Heh, heh, heh… what a mess! (after an enemy explodes) 000
Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 23/09/2026Damn, that’s the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride! 000