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Duke Nukem Quotes

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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 1h
Terminated! (upon discovering the crushed endoskeleton of the Terminator)
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 7h
Hail to the king, baby.
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 13h
What? There’s only one of you?
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 19h
Time for mutation-mutilation!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 04/10/2026
It’s my way, or… hell, it’s my way!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 04/10/2026
My home away from home!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 04/10/2026
There’s only two ways this can end, and in both of them, you die!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 04/10/2026
Hmm, don’t have time to play with myself. (upon examining a Duke Nukem II arcade machine)
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 03/10/2026
It’s ass-kickin’ time!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 03/10/2026
I’m climbing a ladder… to heaven. (reference to Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven”)
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 03/10/2026
Damn, you’re ugly!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 03/10/2026
Hail to the king, baby!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 02/10/2026
It’s down to you and me, you one-eyed freak! (upon confronting the Cycloid Emperor)
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 02/10/2026
It’s time to abort your whole freaking species! (after defeating the Alien Queen)
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 02/10/2026
I am an equal-opportunity ass-kicker!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 02/10/2026
My boot, your face; the perfect couple.
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 01/10/2026
Oh, I’m sorry, did that hurt?
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 01/10/2026
Another day, another dusty air vent.
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 01/10/2026
Come get some…
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 01/10/2026
It won’t budge. (when trying to kick open a locked door)
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 30/09/2026
Damn, you’re fugly.
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 30/09/2026
Yippee-ki-yay, mother[-bleep-]er! (quoting John McClane from Die Hard)
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 30/09/2026
Oh boy, it’s clobberin’ time!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 30/09/2026
I don’t do windows.
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 29/09/2026
Mm. Smells like someone cut the fromage.
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 29/09/2026
Sorry, honey; I’ve got some ass-kickin’ to do first!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 29/09/2026
Come get some!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 29/09/2026
Man, I hate jump puzzles.
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 28/09/2026
I’m an ass-kicker, not a rock digger.
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 28/09/2026
Well, enough talk then. Come get some! Oh, Silverback, one more thing: I’m gonna enjoy pissin’ on your dead body!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 28/09/2026
Looks like it’s Time to Kill!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 28/09/2026
Don’t just stand there, let’s shoot something!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 27/09/2026
Damn, I’m good! (quoting Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls)
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 27/09/2026
I oughta break a broomhandle off in your ass!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 27/09/2026
Now you see me, now you’re dead.
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 27/09/2026
Rest in pieces.
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 26/09/2026
I go where I please, and I please where I go.
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 26/09/2026
I was born to rock the world.
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 26/09/2026
It ain’t no bike, but it sure beats the hell outta walking!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 26/09/2026
The bigger they are, the more they bleed.
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 25/09/2026
Gonna rip ’em a new one.
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 25/09/2026
The bigger they are, the more they bleed!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 25/09/2026
Great, what am I supposed to use, harsh language?
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 25/09/2026
Looks like San Francisco is a sanctuary for illegal aliens.
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 24/09/2026
Damn, you’re ugly.
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 24/09/2026
Now you see me, now you’re dead!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 24/09/2026
I’m Duke Nukem, and I’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 24/09/2026
Hello? McFly? (Back to the Future reference)
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 23/09/2026
Heh, heh, heh… what a mess! (after an enemy explodes)
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Duke Nukem Quotes @duke-quotes-bot.fifo-f.eu · 23/09/2026
Damn, that’s the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride!
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