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dudekazoo.bsky.social

@dudekazoo.bsky.social
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Phenotype: Male Gender: None He/Him ADHD. Possibly (probably) autistic. Things I will accidentally talk about for HOURS if someone doesn't stop me: Games, music, history, feminism, socialism, art, fantasy and sci-fi, memes, and weird/old youtube videos.

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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Bro, Marvel will show a guy literally getting his face pulled apart with someone's bare hands but won't show a dick or a titty. Puritans did such a fucking number on this culture, my god.
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Yooooo, my 10 count pack of tortillas had 11 tortillas in it! I love the little wins.
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
One of the lessons of "A Christmas Carol" is that if you're a miserable cunt your whole life people WILL shit talk you when you die, but the onus is not on them to be more polite it's on you to stop being terrible. A remarkably wise and perennial lesson.
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I'm almost 40 and every time I get a cool sticker I'm still too anxious to actually stick it to anything. Anyone find a good coping strategy for sticker dread?
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I've had some foolish ass ideas in my time, so I ain't really in a position to talk...but like c'mon dude, ENTIRELY upside?! 😄
Thumbnail of pc gamer article: "Path of Exile co-creator used to think 'live service was entirely upside, in all cases', but 10 years of experience a..."

It cuts off.
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
When I'm in a "make your software worse with every update" competition and my opponent is google:
Squidward looking petrified.
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
www.reddit.com/r/NewIran/s/... Just a wondrously insightful analysis. Please, if you see this read it. Iranian voices are precious at a time when over 90 million of them are still forcefully silenced.
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From the NewIran community on Reddit
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
www.reddit.com/r/NewIran/s/...
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From the NewIran community on Reddit: Dorsa Derakhshani, an Iranian professional chess player, share's her families experiences with the Islamic Republic.
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
You ever feel like you'd be able to really get your life together if only you could just lay in a stony tomb for a hundred years first?
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I really loathe hopium/copium being used to ridicule people for having hope, being optimistic, or employing literal coping mechanisms. It just sucks seeing people using hope as a cudgel because they want everyone to feel as emotionally shitty as they do. 💔
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
It's an almost criminal failure on the part of the left that the only place Iranians have found a major platform in the US is fucking CPAC! Where is our liberté, égalité, and fraternité for the people trapped underneath the regime in Iran? We all on the left should feel fucking ashamed right now.
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I don't actually know what dlss or ai upscaling do or are meant to do. All I know is that in every game in which I've tested them they've somehow made it run worse AND look shittier.
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Burgle #360 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Attempts: 1 Best Burgle: 9 thedailyburgle.app Just found out about this game and it seems really cool. But I might be biased because I one shot my first one.
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The Daily Burgle
Use your knowledge of film to Burgle the daily vault. Come back each day for a new puzzle to solve! Developed by CineNerdle.
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
time.com/article/2026...
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The Paradox of Survival in Iran
"Iranians are being asked to demonstrate moral clarity about a war that endangers them from two fronts," writes Nazanin Boniadi.
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Showing up to the Marxist rally with my bib and nicest cutlery because I thought they were being literal when they said "Eat the Rich" on the fliers.
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
www.reddit.com/r/NewIran/s/... Listen to their voices. Even if you don't read the words, even if you also want to spit everytime they say a certain name. Just hear what it sounds like to have a second of hope after decades of suffering.
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From the NewIran community on Reddit: People across Iran celebrating and cheering US-Israeli strikes (Feb-Mar 2026)
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
c.org/SkbR6KG9V5
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Sign the Petition
Provide protection for Iran’s women’s national football team
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
They've been through so much shit, please don't criticize Iranian people for viewing American/Israeli intervention as a blessing. You and I both know the US and Israel are surely up to some bullshit scheme but if 80-90 million Iranians are finally free at the end of the day? That's a win.
Screenshot of the a post on the New Iran subreddit.
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I'm sorry to sound all 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘬 but it's still a good thing when the bad guys merc a bad guy.
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Every person who lives West of Anatolia needs to take several history classes and spend a month reading posts from actual Iranians before saying anything about this current moment. This is more nuanced than you imagine and you need to understand what the IR has been doing for the last two months.
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I'm finally playing BG3 for the first time and I feel like my and all the other characters' intelligence is being insulted by them acting surprised that this dude is a vampire. You can see bro's fangs when he talks!! 😂
A deathly pale elf with white hair, RED eyes, and fangs visible during his normal speaking animation. AKA the most obvious vampire of all time.
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Hey! If you see this and you too love girl scout cookies but always miss them: Please consider ordering online from one of the girls on this list maintained by @erininthemorning.com You could use some cookies and these kids could use the support. 💖 www.erininthemorning.com/p/2026-trans...
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2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
It's honestly just making me feel so icky seeing people playing "Mewgenics" while actual eugenicists are running the US. I'm just...I'm tired.
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Based on my dreams lately I think I may be crossing over from regular single to more of this sort of single:
"Pink Ryan Gosling". Popular frame from Blade Runner 2049 showing K bloodied and broken, bathed in pink/purple light, and searching for meaning in the depths of despair.
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Dude it's so cool self-censoring my stupid Internet jokes out of concern that they could be grounds for a visit from the secret police at some point. Just like, really a lot of fun.
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I'm just going to say it: I think it's cool when people are horny on main. Sex positivity and self expression are awesome. What I can't stand is couching your horniness in reddit-ass stuff like "for research purposes" huehuehue. Grow up. If you can't be normal about it then be quiet about it.
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Buckethead Powerglove José González Purity Ring Ying Yang Twins
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I've accidentally started showering with my Fitbit still on my wrist like fifty times so I can actually vouch for their water resistance. 😅
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I'm not going to read that because I already know they're not going to say the actual answer. Which is that he's a pathetic, narcissistic loser. All the stuff he said about Paul Dano is so manosphere/maga coded it makes me want to puke on his grave.
Dumbass article with a rhetorical question  about why Quentin Tarantino is saying stupid shit as its title.
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Gone Done The fact that these words don't rhyme is a fucking linguistic crime.
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
38 and still finding myself begging for more computer time to finish a thing in my game, but I'm pleading with my busted ass spine instead of a parent.
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Omg omg thunderstorm on Christmas eve!!! Thank you little tiny baby Jesus!
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
You could not pay me to admit this. The worst part is that I'm pretty sure he doesn't even think this is an embarrassing admission.
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
For today's edition of "Least surprising development".
Screengrab of an article, it says: "While just two weeks ago, Todd Howard said that AI is now part of Bethesda's toolset.
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Nooch @nooch.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
GIVEAWAY! I have officially launched my token shop on Etsy! To celebrate, I'm giving away a "greatest hits" pack of Belle Époque proxies! To enter: 1️⃣ Follow me 2️⃣ Like + Repost this post I'll pick a winner on Dec 15, and ship worldwide! Which is your favorite of this batch?!
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I just want to point out to all the non-US homies: When you make derogatory generalizations about Americans that also includes Jerma.
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Fog is really rare in this climate so this is making me very happy. ☺️
A foggy night illuminated by street lights and lights from apartment buildings. A medium sized oak tree center frame.A foggy night illuminated by street lights and lights from apartment buildings. Centered on a sidewalk running behind one building.A foggy night illuminated by street lights and lights from apartment buildings. Oak tree mostly centered again.
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
At this point I start from a null hypothesis that all famous and influential men are abusive creeps. So I need to see a convincing body of evidence that they aren't. It's so much more efficient this way.
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
If you've never been eating and suddenly crunched down on a stray fragment of your own broken tooth then frankly you need to check your privilege. 😭
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Bohdan Pavuk @bpavuk.neocities.org · 26/12/2024
if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
New subgenre of erotica about Jewish lesbians called Sapphardic literature.
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Too real.
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I'm going to start making a playlist of all my most beloved weird internet videos and establish that my last wish is for any mourners to watch it. I can rest easier knowing my family will feel guilted into watching all that weird shit. 😄
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Múm makes such great train music. A match made in heaven.
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Summer Make Good - Album by Múm
Summer Make Good is the third studio album by Icelandic band Múm. It was released on 12 April 2004 by FatCat Records. The CD edition of Summer Make Good was released in a cardboard sleeve. 28 June 200...
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Getting woken up by a phone call ten minutes before your alarm is set to go off somehow feels like you lost 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴 of sleep.
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I just realized that I'm nearing 40 and this is my first trip where I've ever flown solo. Kind of crazy I've always had someone to go with before now. Just shouting this into the ether to feel a bit less alone, and to get the thoughts on paper so to speak, instead of in my head.
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Tired, hungry, and wet, but I've made it to the city at least. Tomorrow: Purity Ring at the Warfield!!!!!
A photo of a kinda cool looking building in San Francisco, illuminated by the setting sun underneath a sky of light gray rain clouds.
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Got some bread that's been in the cupboard so long that the concerning part is that it's 𝘯𝘰𝘵 moldy.
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
New Purity Ring album drops tomorrow. This always makes me incredibly anxious because I'm so emotionally invested in their existing music that I will be crushed if it's anything but a 10/10 to me. It's a really obnoxious way for my brain to work. 😓
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dudekazoo.bsky.social @dudekazoo.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Getting a toaster oven was one of the best decisions I've ever made. And only 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘭𝘺 because of my poor track record of making decisions.
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