garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026some of my top favorite foods are peanuts, tree nuts, wheat, soy, dairy, eggs, and sesame 010
garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026tshirt that says “I love my caffeine addiction” 040
garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I went to the biannual gay nerd convention and everyone there had heard whisperings of you, but seemed on edge about it 030
garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026now that I’ve become important at work I rarely get to experience the simple joy of crushing cardboard 051
garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026bodycon in the sense that I am getting scammed 000
garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026are there actually any kids named finger or is that just an urban legend 220
garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026it’s perfectly good except for the spiders 040
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garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026you had two separate pisses two minutes apart?? 110
garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026growing up my mom always called me forgetty forgetterson and I always struggled to know if I really was forgetty forgetterson or if she was just gaslighting me the whole time 031
garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026does anyone have a dog or cat named bonco 210
garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 02/09/2026nobody’s ever asked me if I condemn hasan piker :// 120
garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I haven’t made a compost bin yet so I just chuck my vegetable scraps into the yard and figure they’ll take care of themselves 030
garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026do they call it jock strap because it’s so manly 011
garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I know that im an asshole but i like to think im nice about it 021
garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026whatever happened to music you never hear about music anymore 021
garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026if you have long hair that you keep in a low bun you’re either a gay guy or you’re homeschooled 000
garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026lymphoma? more like. LympFOMO because I witsh I had some of that 040
garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026coworker told me the only drinks he’s ever had in his life were water, chocolate milk, and strawberry lemonade 010
garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 29/08/2026you should be reading through all of my posts through the lense of them being something I wanted to say to a customer 130
garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 29/08/2026this was inspired by a customer I saw wearing a nirvana tshirt as he walked past me 010
garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026im something of a grocery shopping hobbyist 031
garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I’ve become obsessed with going to the farmers market lately which is honestly just an extension of my fondness for grocery stores 140
garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026more work technically but ive already been Doing the work of the job for multiple months without the pay or title 010
garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026at what point after getting a promotion will I start to feel happy about it 230