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garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

now that I’ve become important at work I rarely get to experience the simple joy of crushing cardboard

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garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

bodycon in the sense that I am getting scammed

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garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

are there actually any kids named finger or is that just an urban legend

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Robert Loerzel @robertloerzel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

“Tired of being a bird?” (September 14, 2026, Argyle Street, Chicago)

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garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

growing up my mom always called me forgetty forgetterson and I always struggled to know if I really was forgetty forgetterson or if she was just gaslighting me the whole time

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garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

does anyone have a dog or cat named bonco

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garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

nobody’s ever asked me if I condemn hasan piker ://

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garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I haven’t made a compost bin yet so I just chuck my vegetable scraps into the yard and figure they’ll take care of themselves

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garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

do they call it jock strap because it’s so manly

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garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I know that im an asshole but i like to think im nice about it

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garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

whatever happened to music you never hear about music anymore

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garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

if you have long hair that you keep in a low bun you’re either a gay guy or you’re homeschooled

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garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

lymphoma? more like. LympFOMO because I witsh I had some of that

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garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

coworker told me the only drinks he’s ever had in his life were water, chocolate milk, and strawberry lemonade

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garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

ok ok I’ll bite, what’s a president

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garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

you should be reading through all of my posts through the lense of them being something I wanted to say to a customer

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garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

this was inspired by a customer I saw wearing a nirvana tshirt as he walked past me

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garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I’ve become obsessed with going to the farmers market lately which is honestly just an extension of my fondness for grocery stores

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garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

at what point after getting a promotion will I start to feel happy about it

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garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

I wish I was playing a video game instead of do my job

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garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

what if his name was gortoise

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garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

is it true that all boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider or is that some kind of urban legend

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garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Curb your enthusiasm themed air hockey table

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garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I feel like ive been offline for so long im honestly shocked that people on here still remember my posting

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garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

one of the worst things you can do in this life is become important at work

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garfield “9/11” CAT bed @duckenit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

sorry I’ve been so offline guys I’m too busy working a job and doing chores

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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

the NEW and UPDATED Goose Nation starter pack go.bsky.app/NeA8MX9

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