Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Like the phases of the moon, my fantasy of “I need to be hit by several dozen pies while someone laughs at me” is slowly swapping to the much more dangerous “I need to throw several dozen pies at someone who is begging for it” 6281
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Tried a few different things with the name & bio, but I just have to bring the flavor of my old locked account back. It feels nice! I’m turning this sex house into a Sex Home 3522
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hey I’m a little drunk but after posing for photos today I had a phantom sensation where my tail was and it was a euphoria unlike anything I can describe. I love being a rude old skunk whose nose you can honk and face you can kiss 3460
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Smacky’s Incredibly Smooth and Sensitive Null Spot 1362
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Trying extremely hard and failing to not be visibly flustered as someone describes a situation in which my null spot is the target of abuse until it’s finally used to plug an erupting volcano ♨️🦆💦♨️ 2391
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m shape!! Thank you, fire buddy. That really means a lot. 💚 010
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Thank you!! It means a lot, seriously. I just want to push myself more because I know I can!! 010
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I've had a longing to be "good" and it's turning to an urgency to be "great." And I think I can be, genuinely. I'm salty about not winning things I could have, but the only recourse is to go try and be recognized more next time. I don't want to tell myself I'm good. I want to be good. 3181
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This year has been incredible, maybe the best I've ever had. But I still feel like I'm all talk. We had a running joke at Furry Migration that I was the only one coming home without an accolade, and that joke's still REALLY funny. But I have very little to show for all my opportunity. 2130
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The side effect of hanging out with kind, creative people is lamenting that I still don't feel like the best self I want to bring them. I'm a comedian who thinks all his friends are funnier than he is. I'm a writer whose weaknesses show the second he's not describing furry kink. I have work to do. 2250
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026August said, head sticking out of the dressing room, pretending this was all happenstance 020
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Maybe if you waddled better they wouldn’t have to implement these teaching aides 150
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026CUTE. Oh I am SO telling the front desk it’s my birthday so you gotta do the dance 110
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026THIS IS SO CUTE!!! Aaah I wanna make a baaa-nana split! 120
Reposted by Laughter DarkSammy Sheep :3 @wammysammy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Layered version of the sheep sundae 🐑🍨 I like seeing each one "added" so I can imagine I'm watching them get messed up! #SammySheeptember 4418
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I know, WAM and fried chicken, a fantasy combo that is a completely fresh hell for you specifically 030
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’m eating the combo as I throw! I get dinner, they get dessert. 020
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026*daydreaming about dressing someone in a ridiculous outfit, tying them to a chair, and throwing pies at them until my arm gets tired* :) *daydreams that same thing but I’m eating a Caniac Combo while doing it* 😈😈😈🎉🎊💦👀😈 6573
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026People always take “I’m into cartoons” as “I think Bugs Bunny is hot” when it’s more “I need someone to drop pianos on me over and over again until my brain stops having thoughts and I’m a drunk woozy mess” 4383
Reposted by Laughter DarkSammy Sheep :3 @wammysammy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026How easily do you think all this pie is gonna come out of my wool? Thoroughly creamed for #SammySheeptember because I wouldn't have it any other way. 57314
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026*plagued by visions of kinks so visceral that my eyelid is twitching and I’ve been breathing through my mouth exclusively for a hour* Next on our agenda is claim #9751392, 0200
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I think this may be the most literally hinged idea possible. The whole idea revolves around some kind of hinge mechanism. I am making these pedantic statements so you don't see me rotating around the room to position you next to it instead 140
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You should DM me the strange and maybe unhinged things you want to do to my characters, because there is a non-zero chance that I will want to have it done 1220
Reposted by Laughter DarkKal'hona next cons: Camppaw, FM, ACFI @kalhona.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Updated for asexuals 212231701
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026There is a whole bank of wacky sound effects that play in my head when I see this 120
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The secret sauce of unleashing your debaucherous horny side: being a chill guy 160
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Unfortunately I Am Still Thinking About Kissing Fursuits 0221
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Daydreaming about being more flirtatious in suit and it leading to more situations where cute toons are play smooching me (and sometimes More) but I keep putting the offer on the table like “maybe it would be OK if we showed each other our laughing places” My crotch is smooth, my moves are not 1331
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I think it’s important to remember that, yes, I’ll always be Duino. But I’ll also always be Smacky too. He’s every bit as present in my brain, in some cases moreso. You can call me Smacky sometimes if you want. I’m Smacky! But I also need to be making eye contact with that old man In A Situation™️ 090
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I remember there being a post that was along the lines of “is your fursona who you want to be or who you want to bang” and I think it’s important to remember Smacky is Extremely Both 3302
Reposted by Laughter DarkRinger-er @mis.mmmatch.es · 28/08/2026paradise can mean a lot of things 717926
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Eddie Valiant is a cool guy but he fumbled this HARD 000
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 24/08/2026OK you know the gag where someone's really hungry and they look over and their friend is a talking turkey leg? I wanna be the turkey leg in that situation but instead of hungry the person is REALLY smoochy 3301
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 22/08/2026🦆: I should have big funny udders and a stuffed chest 🦊: heehee, ba-WOW, cow booba 🦆: MOOba 🦊: 🦆: my favorite genre of video game 1413
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 21/08/2026thinking about that scene in God of War 2018 where Kratos is retrieving his old weapon from underneath his house except it's me delicately unfolding a flag covering a box labeled "forcefem" 0140
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 17/08/2026OK well you still get that reality but the pies have cinder blocks in them now 020
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Showing up with less than a dozen cream pies to a social function like this would be considered a faux pas 010
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Smacky knocking on my door with two shopping bags full of fresh cream pies is one of my most reoccurring fantasies, and if you play your cards right, it could be one of your most reoccurring realities 6310
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 14/08/2026It’s less a “sexual fantasy” and more a “screwball toon who’s all smiles presses their face against mine while pulling me into a broom closet and several minutes of wacky sound effects play while hearts fly out with such force the door is nearly ripped off its hinges” 1332
Laughter Dark @duckamuck.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Come, place it in the library in my City Where Everything Kicks Your Ass 030
