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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 10h
21 years of Sensible, Moderate government lads. This is the common sense stuff, shunning extremist, magical unicorn nonsense. The triumph of the Grown Ups, whom are back In Charge.
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EXC - Bleak new forecasts from the Joseph Rowntree Foundation suggest soaring energy and housing costs mean Labour could be set to preside over the worst parliament for living standards in modern history
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 18h
Are we really supposed to believe that there was a realistic proposition of a Labour/Green coalition?
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Tom Usher @tomusher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can’t believe the debate around racism in this country has got to such an awful, primitive level that hard right politicians are having to earnestly discuss whether they’re actually English or not because they’re not white.
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solomonhughes.bsky.social @solomonhughes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A small example of how Labour Conference works- the "Transport Reception " with the Secretary of State isnt held by Transport Unions, its funded by Amey , a privatiser "named and shamed" for breaking minimum wage laws this year. The "shame" doesn't stop Ministers doing their gigs.
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Absolutely. I definitely had a rocket and astronauts that got dumped into the bucket with the rest of the lego pieces after being put together.
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't think a lego version of a 30 year old games console is aimed at kids These are jigsaw alternatives for nostalgic adults
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I.
A screen in my GP's office advertising a mnemonic of signs to spot SEPSIS.

S slurred speech of confusion 
E extreme shivering or muscle pain 
P passing no urine all day
S severe breathlessness
I ot feels like you are going to die
S skin mottled or discoloured
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The future of cinema is DLC for movies you've already seen
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Honesty is very important to Keir Starmer
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't expect them to fulfil my personal manifesto. Just don't expect gushing credit for doing something that was an obvious good and that you were reluctant to do, so much so you suspended MPs for supporting it.
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cutting winter fuel payments wasn't in the manifesto and they did that pretty quickly. Removing the two child cap wasnt a priority for him and support for it was so beyond the pale that he chose to suspend MPs who showed support.
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sure 👍
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The limit that Starmer had to be dragged kicking and screaming to scrap after suspending MPs who supported its removal?
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*horrific racist fascist blackshirt actions* UK gov official: first of all, they are correct in their beliefs, however they should trust us to enact the violence and racism, can’t they see how good we are at it Burnham on tiktok : hey kids check out this barm! What am i like eyy up
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There's no benefit or justification to keeping comment sections like that open and yet the WG will ignore it
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Bilal Zafar @zafarcakes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I really shouldn't say this publicly but I know for a fact that Jimmy Carr mimes on stage. All prerecorded, his mic isn't on..
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This isn't an answer to my question
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What if it is two issues? Three? Four? What is the cut off for you?
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Palantir have just bought themselves a Labour Lord with close links to the Labour government. No other word to describe this other than corruption. How can Watson remain a member of the House of Lords and keep the Labour whip?
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Jonathan Liew @jonathanliew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
a tale of two 15-year-olds. on raheem sterling, jj gabriel and football's army of child labour www.theguardian.com/football/202...
theguardian.com
Raheem Sterling’s bleak tale a reminder of absurd path young footballers face | Jonathan Liew
The winger was one of the first big-money academy transfers, part of a child labour market that has barely been questioned
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I started scrolling horizontally and didn't think I'd ever get to the end
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In the movie version of this, after Piddington runs out of food water and money as a result of leaving the UK, the residents apply for asylum and end up housed in a military base, with HILARIOUS consequences. www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Piddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plans
Piddington residents voted over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Some hit that! Irresistible when it's dropping perfectly
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I really like Nyoni. I might go all in on him
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
lol what rules?
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Liverpool have their problems but it could be worse. Harry Maguire could be at the heart of our defence.
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Nice electrical grid you have here. It would be a terrible shame if something happened to it..."
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Amanda Martin needs to be asked who the right targets should have been
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 28/08/2026
Not my fault! Monkey bastard hands!
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S01E04 The Apes of Wrath 19 February 2004
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm so fucking tired of these dickheads
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Laura Webster @lauraewebster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We have made a full documentary about what really happened at Reform conference. If you only watch a bit of it please make it these 39 seconds. You won't regret it.
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Stop being stupid please reds
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 03/09/2026
what's the weirdest way we can say Sean Lennon had a kid
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh yeah capitulating on everything they demand will definitely shut them up and not see them go even more extreme. That's even if they acknowledge the figures.
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I didn't say he had important issues to address as an MP but I suppose his constituents might think differently on that You dismissed Mandelson, disability cuts, the two child cap, etc. as people "demanding his resignation over every single issue from pot holes to the existence of Jedward”
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
That's certainly one way of sweeping some valid criticism of important issues under the rug
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He must have a very cushy job lined up after taking those bribes. Sorry - donations
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
He definitely has an alphabetical list of enemies and traitors
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
stupid and shite. grow up
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Grown man nicking Isak's shirt off a child there haha
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I am having a week
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
lol no fuck off
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
HMV, Amazon, direct from the band. Plenty of places. Do you need receipts ffs?
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yes. Albums on CD, games on disc, bluray & dvd movies and TV shows 👍
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Personally? Lots. Of each of those. It's great to have the option 😊
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You won't see sillier defending this season
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Drury really is insufferable
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
They sent an email reminding us of the exact thing we have an issue with?
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Phil @dubiouspip.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Carrick could be gone by september
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The wild thing about this is that, at root, this is every opinion in the UK. Me, my friends and family are real people and we should be treated with kindness and respect. Everyone else is a grifting fake taking money out of my pocket and using up resources that should be mine.
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