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@dtsjr.bsky.social
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Mostly food & pet pics; sometimes legal stuff. In-house IP & Tech Counsel. Inner ring STL suburbanite. All skeets guaranteed 💯 bangers. 2 Kings 2:23-24

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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 12h
Took a few years but Silvio finally got his wish
Sopranos scene with the line

I'm gonna take action on this.
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
By “you” he doesn’t mean the billionaire class that will become even more wealthy from it. He means YOU and ME.
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Inner thoughts of Republican congressmen at state and federal levels that write legislation governing healthcare for women
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Two panels. First is a guy intently reading something, second is he’s looking at you like yo WTF did I just read bro.
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Definitely had a late weeknight showing on KPLR in the late 80s
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Decades of being a blurry but useful boogeyman term for idiots. Genuinely surprised someone actually asked him on camera what it was.
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Beaver Fever sounds like one of those campy skeezy 80s movies that takes place at a college, beach, or ski resort and has about 30% of its run time cut for broadcast television.
abcnews.com
1 in 15 household cats may carry 'Beaver Fever' which can infect humans
A new study published in the Public Library of Science suggests nearly one out of 15 cats are infected with a common parasite.
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Counterpoint
Meme 

You can always
ENGAGE IN CRUEL AND ABUSIVE
BEHAVIOR TO AI CHATBOTS
it's always morally correct
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
While the knee jerk reaction may be to laugh at this, high school is hard enough as it is for kids without a random lunatic pulling this shit for the lolz.
metro.co.uk
Woman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Unlikely? Should be ain’t no doggone way in hell.
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don’t even do criminal law and yet remember thinking at the time that this stupid AI testimony would get the sentence tossed. Lo and behold I (and countless others) were right. The original judge is a total dope for this.
vice.com
A Dead Man's AI Doppelgänger Spoke in Court. It Went About as Well as You'd Expect.
Unsurprisingly, judges ruled that letting a deepfake ventriloquist dummy derail due process was fundamentally unfair.
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Something unprecedented happened during my visit to the Gulf. For the first time in 20 years in Congress, I was denied entry to U.S. military facilities and even meetings with military leaders. An order from Hegseth - that applies to both parties - to hide the cost of the war.
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pretty wild story and actually remarkable how he should’ve been caught at various stages.
nbcnews.com
CIA officer arrested with gold bars admits he exposed secret intelligence source to a foreign official
David Rush, who was fired by the spy agency, pleaded guilty to one count of wire fraud and will be sentenced Jan. 28.
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LOL. Yeah boss I guess me and the other four guys who did the raid miscounted. Our bad.
During their search of his home, investigators seized about 300 gold bars, federal officials said, along with about $2 million in U.S. currency and 35 luxury watches. Initially, investigators said it was 303 bars, but on Tuesday revised that figure to 298 bars.
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
News
New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less
Yum!
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product innovation this week that may
NEWSRUUM
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Fast food giant Yum! Brands believes its new feedbags will make it even easier for Americans to constantly be eating.ADVERTISEMENT NEXT STOP
FLAVOR, USA
KFC
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Said without a drip of irony or self awareness. Amazing work.
C-SPAN
CSPAN
@cspan
...
DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin on James Talarico
(D-TX): "When someone wants to start justifying their behavior based on scripture, that's dangerous."
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C-SPA
10:03 AM • Oct 2, 2026 • 1.8M Views
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Imbeciles who vote (and there are millions of them) finding new ways to be stupid as all hell
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just what the world needs right now
cnn.com
Researcher at Russian plague laboratory dies of ‘unknown’ infection | CNN
Russian authorities are responding to an incident in which a dangerous infection was released as a result of a laboratory accident in Siberia and a researcher died.
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I thought Florida -5.5 was absurdly low and I’m happy to be wrong as hell
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A what now
8newsnow.com
Woman hurt on Las Vegas mechanical penis ride sues downtown bar
A woman who was injured while riding a “defective” mechanical penis on Fremont Street is suing for damages.
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Current status
Wrestler labeled white guys pointing to a belt labeled a big ass fish
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good job, Pope. My Benedictine high school English monks held firm that canonically dogs did not have souls and would not join us in heaven, and that doggy heaven was a pleasant yet farcical idea. If my beloved departed family member DOG can’t have a soul then some fucking bot can’t have a soul.
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wordle 1,931 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Mr Burns from the Simpsons saying:

Oh, silly me. I must’ve just made up a word that doesnt exist.
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Most unfortunately, without even needing to read the article, I fear Betteridge’s Law of Headlines applies here.
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I get a dozen spam texts a week begging for maga money, each blocked and reported as spam. Boomers with smartphones who’ve voted republican for six decades probably earnestly believe these faux personalized texts and donate the preset amount each time. It’s probably just that simple.
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Apparently they weren’t extreme enough and had the audacity to rule against him on rare occasion.
yahoo.com
Trump says he regrets nominating Supreme Court Justices Gorsuch, Barrett and Kavanaugh
WASHINGTON, Oct 1 (Reuters) - US President Donald Trump said he regretted nominating three Supreme Court justices — Neil Gorsuch, Amy Coney Barrett and Brett Kavanaugh — who have opposed him in recent
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Ned Flanders Says Okily Dokily
Alt: Ned Flanders Says Okily Dokily
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Izzie Stevens (Katherine Heigl) Crying in Grey's Anatomy
Alt: Izzie Stevens (Katherine Heigl) Crying in Grey's Anatomy
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Keep the streak alive
Score prediction of an STL City win over Red Bull NY by 4-1
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
See for example all the freaks on LinkedIn responding to an AI music app post
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The only people in the AI Music Industry (excuse me… 🤮) more insufferable than the tech bros peddling and endorsing it are the prompt writers who use these apps/bots/clankers to generate songs and now fully consider themselves creatives and musicians.
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I got a bill for an associate at even $1k I’m firing that firm. Dear lord.
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Think about how low the bar is to not be the worst senator from Missouri when your competition is Josh Hawley but here we have Schmitt giving him a run for his money.
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Tim Robinson: Oh My God, He Admit It!
Alt: Tim Robinson: Oh My God, He Admit It!
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh just snuggling an adorable cuddly apex predator and dinosaur descendant
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 30/09/2026
I actually don't think the Republican Senator mixed up "Hawks" and "Hawkeyes." Going by his own statements, it appears his staff saw he went to a basketball game on that date and googled basketball games and found the only men's game that night in the whole country was in Atlanta.
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oof
nbcnews.com
GOP senator airballs perjury claim against Jack Smith over apparent Hawks/Hawkeyes mix-up
The Missouri senator’s shot at a gotcha moment against the former special counsel wound up being a very public miss.
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Clock ticking until the admin shuts this thing down
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One hundred percent. Rats from a sinking ship. They see the pendulum swinging back and want to make sure they're not in the flight path. No mercy.
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank you sincerely for bringing this gif / sign into my life
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dallas Cowboys lose in heartbreaking fashion?!
Barney Gumble of the Simpsons in a tuxedo earnestly asking a Duff Beer phlebotomist to hook the tanker truck of beer to his veins after winning a film festival with his short film about his struggles with alcoholism
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I first learned of the song just last week in the car when NPR ran a story that it overtook a Mariah Carey song for some record, and have yet to hear the actual song.
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Excuse me, what
sfgate.com
Elizabeth Holmes documentary gets an R rating for graphic nudity
Director Nathan Fielder was apparently invited by Holmes to live in a guest room at her Calif. home.
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Amazing obituary filled with impressive accomplishments for someone so young. Fuck cancer.
npr.org
Editor Rose Friedman, who helped shape NPR's cultural coverage, dies at 38
Friedman was in her early 20s when she landed her first position as an editorial assistant at NPR. She became an editor and reporter, and a co-creator of the annual Books We Love reading guide.
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My college freshman was telling me that kids are going out partying with beatboxes on the weekends. I replied “oh hell yeah awesome; glad that old school stuff is coming back.” She was confused. It’s some fruity booze in a gaudy paper box shilled by Shaq. 🤷‍♂️ (Still better than the BORG trend.)
ID check for some kind of booze called Beatbox with Shaq holding a box of this crap
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sketch of Blues superfan Jon Hamm makes an appearance on Binner’s new goalie mask
Image of Blues hockey goalie Jordan Binnington as well as of Jon Hamm at the 2019 Stanley Cup parade with his fist clenched in the air, with the words

JORDAN BINNINGTON'S MASK FEATURES ICONIC JON HAMM
2019 PARADE PHOTOImage of Blues goalie mask with a red circle, as well as a close up shot of that area showing Jon Hamm with his fist clenched in the air smiling at the 2019 Stanley Cup parade
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
UN Secretary General listening to Trump’s ‘speech’ the other day is all of us.
UN Secretary General Antonio Guterres with his hand over his face during the speech of Donald Trump at the UN General Assembly September 22nd
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Meanwhile millions of dipshit rubes blindly nod along with this
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Well That Sucks Reaction
Alt: Well That Sucks Reaction
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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What an incredible Torts 1 final exam hypo. Just don’t waste time on the IP red herring issue (to which the answer is nah, bro, you can’t).
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