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Think about how low the bar is to not be the worst senator from Missouri when your competition is Josh Hawley but here we have Schmitt giving him a run for his money.

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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 5h

Oh just snuggling an adorable cuddly apex predator and dinosaur descendant

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 16h

I actually don't think the Republican Senator mixed up "Hawks" and "Hawkeyes." Going by his own statements, it appears his staff saw he went to a basketball game on that date and googled basketball games and found the only men's game that night in the whole country was in Atlanta.

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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 22h

Clock ticking until the admin shuts this thing down

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

One hundred percent. Rats from a sinking ship. They see the pendulum swinging back and want to make sure they're not in the flight path. No mercy.

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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Dallas Cowboys lose in heartbreaking fashion?!

Barney Gumble of the Simpsons in a tuxedo earnestly asking a Duff Beer phlebotomist to hook the tanker truck of beer to his veins after winning a film festival with his short film about his struggles with alcoholism

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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I first learned of the song just last week in the car when NPR ran a story that it overtook a Mariah Carey song for some record, and have yet to hear the actual song.

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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My college freshman was telling me that kids are going out partying with beatboxes on the weekends. I replied “oh hell yeah awesome; glad that old school stuff is coming back.” She was confused. It’s some fruity booze in a gaudy paper box shilled by Shaq. 🤷‍♂️ (Still better than the BORG trend.)

ID check for some kind of booze called Beatbox with Shaq holding a box of this crap

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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Sketch of Blues superfan Jon Hamm makes an appearance on Binner’s new goalie mask

Image of Blues hockey goalie Jordan Binnington as well as of Jon Hamm at the 2019 Stanley Cup parade with his fist clenched in the air, with the words

JORDAN BINNINGTON'S MASK FEATURES ICONIC JON HAMM
2019 PARADE PHOTO

Image of Blues goalie mask with a red circle, as well as a close up shot of that area showing Jon Hamm with his fist clenched in the air smiling at the 2019 Stanley Cup parade

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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

UN Secretary General listening to Trump’s ‘speech’ the other day is all of us.

UN Secretary General Antonio Guterres with his hand over his face during the speech of Donald Trump at the UN General Assembly September 22nd

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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Meanwhile millions of dipshit rubes blindly nod along with this

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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

What an incredible Torts 1 final exam hypo. Just don’t waste time on the IP red herring issue (to which the answer is nah, bro, you can’t).

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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

With fall upon us, as a work from home suburbanite in a tree-rich municipality, I strongly encourage any politician to take up “ban gas powered leaf blowers” as a part of their platform because although I’m not a single issue voter it’s only because nobody has run on that issue yet.

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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Literal opposite of a morale booster here

Couple of greasy-lookin’ losers delivering words of some kind to a captive audience at the US Pentagon, presumably as a punishment for the people forced to listen.

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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Bonus for whoever wrote this chyron

Trump speaking at UN — MS NOW chyron reads: Trump touts being a peacemaker while asking if he should annihilate Iran

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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Feel bad for Dart but I’m up in a couple fantasy leagues tonight vs teams with him at QB and judging by that left knee I probably have those wins locked in.

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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Quite the action filled weekend for a (semi) local measles vector. Note if you were at any of these places at any of these times. 🤦‍♂️

Potential measles exposures in St.
Louis area
JEFFERSON CITY, MO - The Missouri Department of Health and Senior Services and local public health officials are notifying the St. Louis, Missouri, region about a possible measles exposure for those who were at the following locations on the corresponding days and approximate times.

Sept. 12|3:30-7:50 p.m.

The Cat's Meow-Soulard 2600 S. 11th St., St. Louis

Sept. 126-11:30 p.m.
Busch Stadium,
Seated in Section 141
700 Clark Ave., St. Louis

Sept. 12 9:30 p.m.-close
Paddy O's
618 S. 7th St., St. Louis

Sept. 13 11:30 a.m.-unknown Little Ireland

125 N. 1st St., Pacific

Sept. 13 6:30 p.m.-unknown
B & H Market
2244 W. Osage St., Pacific

Sept. 13 8 p.m.- close
Pacific Brew Haus
220 S. 1st. St., Pacific

Sept. 14 3-5:15 p.m.
Goodcents
173 Long Rd., Chesterfield

Sept. 145:30-7:45 p.m.
Bud's Market
312 E. Osage St., Pacific

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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The ice-coldest, most aged like milk take of MAGA voters

$David Moscrop @David_Moscrop Follow I cannot stress this enough: you can't dismiss ~70-80 million Trump voters as a monolith of rubes, idiots, racists, misogynists, homophobes, and fascists. 11:50 PM • 11/5/24 • 1.3M Views • 982 {7 1.4K 02.9k W 212$

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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My dogs, fairly shameless Evie in the foreground and more patient Zoë back on the rug, wondering why their dog bowls don’t have servings of chicken parmesan in them yet.

Beagle and lab mix staring at the camera

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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Rented and watched this Spielberg movie Disclosure Day and yeah it’s pretty weird and not very good. Rotten Tomatoes ratings are lies. Lamesauce.

Krusty the Clown from the Simpsons positing “what the hell was that”

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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You know how you can be technically correct but also pretty clearly in the wrong? Just happened at a soccer game. My kid’s team showed up in mismatched socks, and opposing parent/coach said it should be a forfeit. Refs begrudgingly agreed. Who the hell does this? What’s wrong with people?

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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Of all the “this site has the juice” moments we’ve witnessed on BlueSky, this has to be in the upper tier. Legitimately amazing.

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Rep. Jamie Raskin @raskin.house.gov · 18/09/2026

After illegally bulldozing half of the White House, Trump bans media that won’t lie for him from the other half. Every self-respecting media entity in America should boycott what’s left of the White House if he keeps violating press freedom.

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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Very excited to see Congressional Republicans continue to embrace unchecked plenary power from the presidency when a Democrat is in charge.

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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Laughed way too hard at this Reddit comment on this absurd video.

Reddit comment

Non-American here. I hope whoever this guy is, his job doesn't impact your country too much.

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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Paints or, more accurately, reveals?

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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Not an actor Stop with this foolishness

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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

BREAKING: Our banned interview with Kimmel generated 6 million views on YouTube.

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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Powered through a heat index of 97 to watch the SLU ladies at home vs KU. Sadly, KU actually won a football game this weekend and pulled it out 1-0 on a late pinball goal.

Soccer field with smoke in the background, as it appears someone is playing my mixtape a few miles southeast

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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Tied 14 all vs KU at half for an SEC team is the equivalent of being down 35-7 vs little sisters of the poor at half. Shameful.

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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

KU inherently sucks and is going to finish with a losing record in a terrible Big XII, so based on this shite performance Mizzou is in Big Trouble in the SEC this season. We’re talking maybe Vanderbilt bad this year.

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dtsjr @dtsjr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Well that sucked And these announcers suck

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