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You are the biggest international joke of all time. We’re all waiting for the midterms, when you can waddle off into history as the lamest lame duck of all time.

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Matt @dtmattsmith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Unless USPS employees have a wish to potentially spend several years in prison, then yes, they will abide.

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Matt @dtmattsmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

If its any school in Delco, yeah.

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Matt @dtmattsmith.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Nice to Jalen Hurts reminding the world, he can fucking throw the ball.

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Matt @dtmattsmith.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Baun Baun Baun Baun Baun Baun

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Matt @dtmattsmith.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

She can identify however she wants 😊. Ageless wonder.

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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.

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Matt @dtmattsmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I love that my favorite authors love each other's stuff! Can't wait for T3 and the next Parker.

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Matt @dtmattsmith.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

It's a shame these assholes didn't get COVID and find out.

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Matt @dtmattsmith.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I don't know what the Phillies can do, but Trea Turner cannot continue hitting second.

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Matt @dtmattsmith.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Wasn't this a chapter in Olivia Nuzzi's memoir?

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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.

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Matt @dtmattsmith.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I know shrinkflation has been happening for years now, but it's so beyond obvious that Double Stuf Oreos are now just regular Oreos.

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Matt @dtmattsmith.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The mixing and matching is a game changer.

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Matt @dtmattsmith.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Wait... Who the fuck is Brad Holbrook?

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Matt @dtmattsmith.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

As a member of the exclusive Men Who Read A Lot of Books community, I'm sorry you have to deal with such mindlessness.

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Matt @dtmattsmith.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

This is the type of Democratic politician that should be extinct.

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Matt @dtmattsmith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

The Susan Collins of Democrats. Minnesota deserves better.

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Matt @dtmattsmith.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Holy shit he is coked up to the gills

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Matt @dtmattsmith.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

What views don't you agree with, Barb?

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Matt @dtmattsmith.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

FFS, get a grip. It's the Onion. Nobody or nothing is off limits.

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Matt @dtmattsmith.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

You can run away from the Infowars elf, but you cannot hide.

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Matt @dtmattsmith.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I once cut off A LOT of people in my life for being Republican.

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Matt @dtmattsmith.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Phillies had 7 guys with 2 hits tonight. Luis Arraez effect.

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Matt @dtmattsmith.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Look, I'll only take my cooterfluencing from the new InfoWars. Until then, I don't want to know.

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Matt @dtmattsmith.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

The kind who are beholden to the oligarchs who pay their salaries.

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Matt @dtmattsmith.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Jesus Christ, Derek Hill damn near killed himself.

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Matt @dtmattsmith.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

These people are so terrified of the entire country finding out who they are.

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Matt @dtmattsmith.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

This regime's level of stupidity and incompetence will be discussed for generations.

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Matt @dtmattsmith.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

The easiest solution would be to move Trea Turner to the outfield, but something tells me he nixed that idea. Bryce Harper to the outfield has injury waiting to happen all over it. #phillies

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Matt @dtmattsmith.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

These fans of his clearly have not learned that the real Alex Jones's head burst like a balloon back in May. There is video evidence.

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Matt @dtmattsmith.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Can we stop saying that Alec Bohm has been "good" since a "slow start" like Ruben Amaro says over and over? Bohm has not been good, all season, period.

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Matt @dtmattsmith.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Where's Stone Cold when you need him?

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