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Drew T

@dtipson.bsky.social
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Queer double-dad, double partnered, & demi-digital developer. Ex-2010 weird twitter but still weird, ex-DNC, ex-campaigns, still extra I don't want to post about politics, I swear: I like fish, physics, evolutionary biology, philosophy.

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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 9h
Nate from Ted Lasso spitting on a mirror to gas himself up
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 11h
Another one. America’s personal dictator, who we are paying for dictating, everybody. “Lawyers say” that this isn’t actually any sort of valid legal process, do they? Well, who can say
Mass Trials Put Hundreds in One Dock in El Salvador
Lawyers warn that the mass trials of people imprisoned during President Nayib Bukele’s gang crackdown are marred by vague evidence and restrictions on a proper defense.
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Man, I hate this sort of headline. The President of the United States & his mob family just straight up started committing serious crimes, on the regular, and everyone & everything that's normally supposed to be a check on that just let it all happen. This isn't a story about Democrats
Daily Mail: 
Democrats begin 'salivating' over Trump hit list as they place Saudi ties and crypto empire in their sights
By VICTORIA CHURCHILL, US POLITICAL REPORTER

Published: 13:34 EDT, 3 October 2026 | Updated: 15:49 EDT, 3 October 2026
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cosmo from chainsaw man in an infinite library, you can only think of Halloween until you die
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Metal bear
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What a headline. Story is even grosser
Russell Brand and Dr. Oz joke about hugging female Trump secretary as rape-accused comic joins MAHA panel
'She initiated that contact,' controversial British comedian says as attempt at sexual assault humor falls flat with crowd
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I didn’t realize it was based on a book that is fans really wanted to see adapted! RIP to them. The director, amazingly, agrees that we all collectively share the blame of the final product together, and he’s humbly just as responsible for it as the rest of us.
On Twitter, Robbie Collin of The Daily Telegraph characterised the film as "The Crap Budapest Hotel", elaborating in his review:
"Mortdecai: mort de cinéma, more like".!201Later, in February 2022, director David Koepp took partial blame for the films' failure: "I only directed something someone else wrote once and it was a misbegotten adventure from the beginning, as much my fault as anybody else's."[24]
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Various interpretations of Digglett (sp?), an underground Pokémon
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
See, but that's the thing, military families. To him, you ARE a sideshow, and that's just the situation we're in now that he's President. This is why he never should have been elected or re-elected: because he's a guy who is ALWAYS LIKE THIS.
CNN Headline: ‘We’re not a sideshow’: Military families blast Trump’s arch observation deck for tourists
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I open up Youtube on a Friday night, after some many months with it being few and far between that the big YouTubers I watch have been releasing new work... and, boom
It's the Vince McMahon meme where in three panels he reacts to 3 things, getting more and more excited every time, until the last panel, in which it looks like he's having a public orgasm. The three things are, in order:

New UpIsNotJump Video
New Angela Collier Video
New Majuular Ultima Retrospective video, it's 4:37hrs
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Grim stuff
Coming back from the G20 summit, Trump was editing an upcoming speech with Porter. Scribbling his thoughts in neat, clean pen-manship, the president wrote, "TRADE IS BAD."
TRADE IS BAD
Though he never said it in a speech, he had finally found the summarizing phrase and truest expression of his protectionism, isolationism and fervent American nationalism.
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good example of why, if you're doing The Robot, make sure they're filming you in motion, not just photographing you
Older man standing, except it's not clear that his top half is connected to his bottom half, he's sort of stanted off his origin
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Folks, as I get on in years, I have to confess that I've become curious about the popular practice of plugging up my butthole, as a working default. Keeping it shut until _I_ decide. I've heard that it's both pleasurable & functional, & I could use a bit of both honestly, what's your feeling on it
JD Vance standing in that classic, very normal wayDonald Trump standing in that classic, very normal wayRon DeSantis standing in that classic, very normal way
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Welcome, Tyler, to Standing Like There Is a Buttplug Island
JD Vance, just standing like in a normal stand, a regular standing poseDonald Trump, just standing like in a normal stand, a regular standing poseRon DeStantis, just standing like in a normal stand, a regular standing pose
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was intrigued but then I thought: maybe it’s a buttplug cult. Maybe we’re gonna find out in 5 years that there’s like some buttplug For Men program that some preacher sold them all on. Occams Razor and all that, explains why they’re smiling
Ron De Santis standing like that
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The gods keep testing us
Dear Joshua,
An incident has been reported in your area that may affect your neighborhood.
Recent Events
Emergency / Critical
Explosion reported in Washington DC
• Washington, District of Columbia, United States
Sep 21, 2026
An explosion occurred in Washington, D.C., causing distress among local residents. Authorities are investigating the incident.
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You <-> Me <-> Spiderman
Drew T@dtipson.bsky.social • now
Robber Barons at least used to have to try to integrate with polite (e.g. dying aristocracy) society, human society these days is awash in roughly ~5000 drug addled 50yr old fuckbois on their 8th forever girlfriend/crashout
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Voltaireon - 5 caustic Fren... @shaidors... • 4m
"The Gilded Age" is robber baronwashing
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's plaster. This is a complete clown show. "No one was injured but Mr. Trump claimed online that a security guard had narrowly avoided “certain death.” It's plaster debris. They left it for two weeks.
A storm brought down a five-foot piece of ceiling plaster at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts this month and its leadership sprang into action. One thing they did not do was repair the damage.

Instead staff members left the mess on the carpet for nearly two weeks, posting photos on social media with commentary like “the place is falling apart and @realDonaldTrump wants to fix it.” They measured plaster shards and mapped the “debris field” like investigators after a plane crash, for a 55-page briefing for the center’s board about the building’s decay. Photo from Salwan Georges for The New York Times showing a comically small amount of plaster debris on the Kennedy Center's red foyer carpet.
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This bit from the Kennedy Center bombshell (In which the NYTimes actually uses the active voice in a headline involving the President, hooray!) has big Monty Python and the Holy Grail credits vibes. The toadies we hired to sack the docents & volunteers & performances have been sacked.
“Our nonpartisan approach is evident by the consistent practice of welcoming everyone and continued invitations to bipartisan members of Congress and their staff for briefings, tours and our programming,” a spokeswoman, Roma Daravi, said in a statement on Friday. (Hours later she lost her job in a round of layoffs, one of several this year.)
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
thomas violence @thomas_violence
the year is 3403 AD, crime is legal and cop's are illegal, only one man is willing to break the law to make the law legal again: Crimecop
1:23 AM • Jun 2, 2014
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ah damnit
Spotify search result screenshot:
I. Let Her Go (feat. Ed Sheeran...
Video • 95,561,530
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Stay safe out there
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This paragraph, read out by this dude, is honestly more chilling to think about than any horror movie that's ever been in theaters ever.
By definition, you can't experience your own death. Death is the end of consciousness. And consciousness persists. In the language of physics, consciousness is conserved. I am the one who wakes up in the morning. Always. Every morning. I don't die. I just become increasingly unlikely.
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Louis CK actually lured up and coming female comedians who were trying to advance their careers back to his room and then hit them with haha, welcome to my up and, lol, cumming, private stage, this is my wet dick. The only sensible conclusion from the NYTimes reporting is that there like this, haha
His Response
• Shortly after the report was released, Louis C.K. released a statement confirming that the stories were true.
• He stated that he wielded his power and the admiration of these women irresponsibly and expressed remorse for his actions.
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Are you a

Butt Shovel

Enough to Worship 

The president
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh hey Big Joel is here
Big Joel and andycraig avatars waiting their turn to tell me something
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Really enjoying this
Image of a 3d VR jcsalterego avatar approaching me with a fresh postProptermalone avatar says 

i am, ah, personally invested in this topic for fairly obvious reasons. i think it'd probably work for a college kid too but focusing on younger for this test cohort
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Honestly feel bad criticizing this because at the end the day this is her career, if she loses, she loses her paycheck. But she’s shuddering here worse than RFK, saying things that are absurd lies, defending a strategy of Trump-is-reasonable appeasement that has objectively failed
Picture of Susan Collins scattering questions about Elon musk
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
IMPROVE YOUR FOOD..
ETRY THIS!
40:26
Why This Ugly Black Goop Is
BETTER Than Ice
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Listening to a guy mixing up flash freeze refrigeration media in his KitchenAid and he’s getting dragged in the comments
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fringe fans will want to know if this guy was bald
Bald guy pours heaps of hot sauce on a thing because his species feels nothing
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Tl:dr: the creator of the girl twirling a leek meme took this character and went totally off their own written script did this peek magical girl transformation in the adaptation and everyone bloody loves it
Orihime in red, her powers circling her, dropping blood Orihime from bleach, rejecting her own weaknesses Orihime passing through her own limitations
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
John Rod, the mysterious evil Stand from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure part 9
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I get all my new designer pelvises from Temu
Red silicone thing paired with a lady that makes it look like a new pelvis
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Mike Tyson lived in my town growing up, he spent his days there punching his wife after a miscarriage. Of course JK Rowling would, instead of calling that out, implicitly reference this by taking his side, because she sucks
According to the 1989 biography Fire and Fear: The Inside Story of Mike Tyson, Tyson admitted he punched Givens, stating "that was the best punch I've ever thrown in my entire life." [56. Tyson later claimed the book was "filled with inaccuracies." [57. In 2009, Tyson joked about "socking" Givens on Oprah which caused laughter in the audience.
Winfrey later issued an apology to Givens. 5]
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Holy moly, Bluesky twinsees. cc @swilkes.bsky.social (who will be pleased to see we read our Melville)
Two posts, one the post above this one, the other mine, both referencing Melville, damn
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The CNN Harp story really mostly doesn’t have the goods, but this line, meant to be a defensive throwaway, is probably the worst of all of it. Trump has never had a “father”-anything with his actual kids. He has bragged openly many times and out loud about not doing any of the things fathers do.
One person familiar with the matter said she and Trump have a
"father-daughter" relationship.
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My front porch? Not a chance, I’ll be seeing from the window of my space hotel room, launching in just a few months!
First space hotel set to open in 2027
Tom Ravenscroft 9 March 2021
71 comments
The Gateway Foundation has announced that it intends to open the first hotel in space, named Voyager Station, in 2027.
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Clockwork or clockington of Cogsman whomever from Beauty in the Beast is looking scandalized, but not really, he’s pleased
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Wow, I honestly didn’t consider that, I just woke up, damn, this is a lot to be telling me about, I haven’t even had my coffee yet
Why must a socialist also be woke?
If the left could separate economics from culture, capitalism would have more to fear
JANAN GANESH
+ Add to myFT
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hey buddy: what? Also, Hunh?
Why must a socialist also be woke?
If the left could separate economics from culture, capitalism would have more to fear
JANAN GANESH
+ Add to myFT
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Here's one of the things they claim makes this guy objectionable and anti-semetic: that he said something that plenty of Jewish and Israeli critics have said or pointed out about Netanyahu's own disastrous support of Hamas as a means to sabotage a peace process www.timesofisrael.com/for-years-ne...
On October 7, 2023, within hours of Hamas’s devastating attack on Israel, Shahid posted a statement on X that, while it did criticize Hamas’s actions, ultimately placed the blame on Israel and the U.S. for creating the circumstances that led to the violence. He wrote: “Hamas targeting Israeli civilians with violence is horrifying and unacceptable. Similar to violent militias in Ireland, South Africa, and many places around the world, Hamas is also a byproduct of Israel’s violent policies of occupation and the secondclass status of Palestinians. Today’s violence represents a major failure of Netanyahu, the Israeli far-right, and Biden administration’s assurances that extreme hawkishness and making allowances for escalated settler violence against Palestinians could ever keep Israelis or Palestinians safe in the long run.”
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
He broke his own rule
I'm a Black Professor.
You Don't Need to Bring That Up.
Anti-racists are overcorrecting.
By Tyler Austin Harper
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The Atlantic is really proving that what it takes to survive in this rough publication environment is just to keep publishing the same article over and over
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“Perhaps it will be wise to approach the subject cautiously” is one of the deepest philosophical statements ever made about STEM, which is why there was a big movement in the 70s to prevent college students from heads down focusing exclusively on math/science without also hooking into philosophy/art
THERMODYNAMICS AND STATISTICAL MECHANICS
1.1
INTRODUCTION: THERMODYNAMICS AND STATISTICAL
MECHANICS OF THE PERFECT GAS
Ludwig Boltzmann, who spent much of his life studying statistical
mechanics, died in 1906, by his own hand. Paul Ehrenfest, carrying on the work, died similarly in 1933. Now it is our turn to study statistical mechanics.
Perhaps it will be wise to approacir te suojecr cautiousiy. We win begin by considering the simplest meaningful example, the perfect gas, in order to get the central concepts sorted out. In Chap. 2 we will return to complete the solution of that problem, and the results will provide the foundation of
much of the rest of the book.
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Various artistic guesses as to what Digletts really look like underground, one is that they are fingertips of a massive brown being underground, another is that they have hunk man bodies down there, with pink undies and nipples
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Everyone knows the meme about the guy going into the hole that was meant for him, but the actual story ends when all the people start to come out again on the other side
UHH...
IM GOING TO TAKE A LOOK.
I WONDER IF THEY'RE CONNECTED TO THE ONES OVER THERE.
I-I SEE
SOMETHING
jj
SI-SIR!!
IT'S
SLOWLY COMING THIS WAY!!
THE ENIGMA OF AMIGARA FAULT: THE END
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
AI means that you can order up your own Amigara hole with just a few clicks
Panel from junji ito’s Amigara fault manga, where the face of a cliff has many human shaped holes
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This is backwards, in Soviet America, erotic photos hunt you
Still from the Family Guy in which a cartoon Tom Cruise runs away from a thought bubble of himself thinking gay thoughts.

He says “You can't catch me gay thoughts.”
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Having finally seen the movie and read this piece, I can now say that they’re both good, but damn, she misses the point big time here. The entire structure of the movie, the entire Athena thing and the way the movie presents it & then only spells it out at the end IS what it has to say
as air. In comparison with other blockbusters
—such as, say, the Die Hard films, also action-packed tales of one man's dangerous journey back to his wife—The Odyssey contains far more pontificating about values and civilizational decline, but much less coherence and less heart. It gestures at a critique of xenophobia and violence, but it focuses primarily on the perspective of the guilty, traumatized warrior rather than that of his victims. Moreover, the movies devoted attention to mechanics, and its heedless willingness to give us massacres as spectacle, undermines its moralizing claims of caring about man's inhumanity to man. Verbally, we are told that people matter; visually, we are shown that they do not.
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