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Dan Stapf

@dstapf63.bsky.social
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Action movie aficionado, enjoyer of comics, dyed in the wool Detroit Lions fan boxd.it/1nQft

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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So people really think Digger is a bad movie? That shit ruled. But let me see if I got this straight. Y'all want original movies, but not this, and you think trailers reveal too much of the movie's plot, but you're mad because you didn't know that Digger was about?
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No, a person is not "obligated" to go see an original movie if they don't think they'll like it. But if you never take a chance on ANY original movie, then you don't get to complain as movies become more and more homogeneous.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My wife took our oldest to get new shoes at the mall yesterday. I asked her if she could pick up my comics while she was there. My son wanted to buy me this comic book while there were their. You guys...I'm kind of a mess right now.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*laughs in Scooby-Doo*
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
First off, it's spelled Kool-Aid. Secondly, out was actually Flavor-Aid that they drank at Jonestown, you stuffy bitch.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yo, so like, these people realize far Welcome to Raccoon City was this right? Used existing characters, existing monsters, set up the sequels to be adaptations of future games, and it sucked a barrel of asses. They are aware of this right?
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New magnet up in my cubicle at work.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"I'm not a parent, so let me comment on things I have no concept of."
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My wife and I are in Helen, GA for their Oktoberfest celebration! She surprised me by getting me lederhosen to wear and herself a dirndle(beer maiden dress). This getup feels quite natural to me, if I'm being honest. Prost!
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My favorite Turtle and my favorite Universal Monster. So naturally, I had to buy it.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Another movie novelization for the collection.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Finishing up my rewatch of the original Resident Evil series. As with the previous one, I have pretty much no memory of this.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
How many VHS copies of the theatrical versions of the original trilogy is too many? Asking for a friend.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Continuing my Resident Evil rewatch. I honestly have zero recollection of this one, so this will be interesting.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My library put out these limited edition library cards, so I decided to update mine.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My oldest's hobby is "Beach." I suppose he's auditioning be be Ken.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I hate this shit so much. I don't want to sit here listening to a 45 minutes interview while I'm watching a football game. When did this become a thing? Because it needs to go the fuck away.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I bet the driver of this truck is super fun at parties.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Continuing my Bond VHS rewatch with what is probably my favorite entry. It's certainly my favorite Connery entry. I love the golf scene more than I probably should.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Learned about this 2 years ago while looking up the Texas Clocktower shooter on Wikipedia & there was a link saying it was the deadliest shooting since the McDonald's Massacre. And that's when I learned that if you look up a mass shooting it will tell you what the previous biggest mass shooting was.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"I was listening to Joe Rogan the other day..."
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The only appropriate response to this kind of skullduggery.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My local library is having a college professor put on a lecture about Godzilla today. Libraries fucking rule, dude.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
One of my favorite things about Die Hard knockoffs is when they lean into it and do a poster homage of their own volition.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Continuing my Resident Evil rewatch. So far Extinction has been my favorite installment. Curious to see how I feel about the rest of them.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I hate this argument because in what fucking world are you paying those prices? A large bucket of popcorn at my AMC is $10, most of the candy is $7 or less, and drinks are under $9. Also, what happened to finding a way to sneak candy and soda into the theater? Kids today are lazy and uncreative.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Were people just bad at video games back then? I beat this game at least half a dozen times. Aladdin on the Genesis, however, was fucking impossible.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The sad thing about humanity is there are plenty of genocides and atrocities to choose from.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Cracking the cellophane on Connery's second outing. I don't think I've ever seen the title done like this with the hammer and sickle as the O in love.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Continuing my Resident Evil rewatch while working on this guy.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Also, look at this DVD presentation for Se7en. We used to be a proper country.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Recent finds at Goodwill. Criterion Armageddon, so I'll be able to watch the famous Ben Affleck commentary in full.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I think about this line from Spaceballs a lot.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Mail call! Maybe one of the most misunderstood and misinterpreted movies of all time.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
More solid finds at Goodwill today.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
$6 for all 3 seasons.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Since I now have all the VHS era Bond films, I figured I'd do a complete rewatch on VHS. Starting with Dr. No and going through Die Another Day.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Because if they took the parts from the 1885 time machine to repair the one Marty came back in, then it might be beyond repair for Marty in 1955 to use to come back to 1885.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Decided to pick this up the other day, so I'm giving it a watch.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I absolutely love Bond. He is one of my all time favorite characters in one of my comfort franchises. I can throw on pretty much any one of the movies and have a great time. That being said, he's not wrong. Bond is a killer so just happens to be working for the "good guys."
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Because it was shot on location in Hawaii. You only see the dinosaurs for about 15 minutes of the runtime and the dinosaurs were a combination of CGI(which if you look at the CGI only ones like the flock of gallamimus, it's noticeable) and animatronics. That's why.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
After finding 5 of the 6 original Resident Evil movies on blu-ray at Goodwill, I decided to do a full rewatch. First time I'll have seen most of these on decades. Getting to the second one tonight. If I remember correctly, this is the one that Oded Fehr is introduced.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Not only that, but Mark Wahlberg is know for how much he despises crime. Don't believe me? Just Google 'Mark Wahlberg Hate Crime' to learn more.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Me anytime I see someone say something awesome in a movie isn't realistic or something a knowledge person wouldn't do(see people bitching about Odysseus dry firing the bow):
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Another solid find at Goodwill for my movie novelization collection. I swear Alan Dean Foster is to movie novelization as Kenny Loggins is to movie soundtracks.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The Tallahassee Theater is putting on a stage production of Clue next summer. Going to try and convince my wife that we should go.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Just so we're clear, if I'm ever on a flight where a mother does this I'm giving the goodie bag back to her and telling her to go to get seat and if anyone gives her any grief to tell them to come and talk to me.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Maybe one of my favorite lines from this movie. The delivery is so goddamn funny.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A solid Goodwill haul today. 2 new novelizations added to the collection, and 4 blu-rays, including the steelbook of To Kill a Mockingbird.
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Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Found some gold at Goodwill today.
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