Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I don't use this argument often when people say they don't like a movie, because I think it's borderline insulting to a person's intelligence. But after hearing a lot of the criticism of Digger I seriously question if the people who don't like actually get it. 110
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My 4yo wants to be Ghost-Spider aka Spider-Gwen for Halloween this year. On the way home from daycare he said, "Ghost-Spider's a girl & I'm a boy, but I can still be her for Halloween." As his father, you know what I said to him? "Buddy? You're absolutely right. You can be Ghost-Spider if you want." 121
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 07/10/2026So people really think Digger is a bad movie? That shit ruled. But let me see if I got this straight. Y'all want original movies, but not this, and you think trailers reveal too much of the movie's plot, but you're mad because you didn't know that Digger was about? 000
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sounds familiar.static.klipy.comDenzel Washington's Relieved ReactionALT: Denzel Washington's Relieved Reaction 000
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 06/10/2026No, a person is not "obligated" to go see an original movie if they don't think they'll like it. But if you never take a chance on ANY original movie, then you don't get to complain as movies become more and more homogeneous. 000
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Are the Detroit Lions ever going to fight out their fucking defense? Asking for a friend. 000
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Wife: "Is Waterworld just a movie I saw when I was a kid and is actually bad, or is is a good movie?" Me: "No, Waterworld fucking rules! People will try and convince you it's bad, and those people are not to be trusted!" 000
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I don't think I've a bigger 5 star bust than Bryce Underwood. Good lord. 000
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My wife took our oldest to get new shoes at the mall yesterday. I asked her if she could pick up my comics while she was there. My son wanted to buy me this comic book while there were their. You guys...I'm kind of a mess right now. 000
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 25/09/2026When was the last time you heard of something good happening at a frat house? Those things need to be abolished. 000
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 25/09/2026First off, it's spelled Kool-Aid. Secondly, out was actually Flavor-Aid that they drank at Jonestown, you stuffy bitch. 000
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Yo, so like, these people realize far Welcome to Raccoon City was this right? Used existing characters, existing monsters, set up the sequels to be adaptations of future games, and it sucked a barrel of asses. They are aware of this right? 100
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"I'm not a parent, so let me comment on things I have no concept of." 000
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My wife and I are in Helen, GA for their Oktoberfest celebration! She surprised me by getting me lederhosen to wear and herself a dirndle(beer maiden dress). This getup feels quite natural to me, if I'm being honest. Prost! 110
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Probably a hot take, but I think we as a nation could stand to forget September 11th a little bit. 001
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Except when President Camacho found the smartest man in the world he put him in charge of fixing the problem. So what we're dealing with is in fact far dumber than Idiocracy. 000
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My favorite Turtle and my favorite Universal Monster. So naturally, I had to buy it. 000
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 06/09/2026How many VHS copies of the theatrical versions of the original trilogy is too many? Asking for a friend. 000
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Man, Beethoven was really cooking when he wrote Ode to Joy. 000
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 03/09/2026My library put out these limited edition library cards, so I decided to update mine. 000
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My oldest's hobby is "Beach." I suppose he's auditioning be be Ken. 000
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I hate this shit so much. I don't want to sit here listening to a 45 minutes interview while I'm watching a football game. When did this become a thing? Because it needs to go the fuck away. 000
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 28/08/2026In the two days since his passing, I've seen countless videos of Peter Cullen explaining how he came up with the voice for Optimus, and every time he says, "Be strong enough to be gentle." I start getting choked up. 000
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The stupidity of renaming the lake aside. Renaming it Lake America? That's the best that cunt could come up with? It just shows how fucking stupid he is that he just slaps America on to things and thinks his followers will just eat it up. 000
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Between that weird as fuck Calloway ad and what's happening with Love Sack on IG, it's been a banner week of companies thinking they can get away with whatever they want. 011
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I bet the driver of this truck is super fun at parties. 000
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I think it would be pretty great if he was able to finish his David trilogy. 000
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Holy shit. There's a Pink Panther short at the beginning of this VHS titled 'Pinkfinger.' Not exactly subtle double entendre. 000
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Learned about this 2 years ago while looking up the Texas Clocktower shooter on Wikipedia & there was a link saying it was the deadliest shooting since the McDonald's Massacre. And that's when I learned that if you look up a mass shooting it will tell you what the previous biggest mass shooting was. 000
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The only appropriate response to this kind of skullduggery. 000
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 22/08/2026My local library is having a college professor put on a lecture about Godzilla today. Libraries fucking rule, dude. 010
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 22/08/2026One of my favorite things about Die Hard knockoffs is when they lean into it and do a poster homage of their own volition. 000
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I hate this argument because in what fucking world are you paying those prices? A large bucket of popcorn at my AMC is $10, most of the candy is $7 or less, and drinks are under $9. Also, what happened to finding a way to sneak candy and soda into the theater? Kids today are lazy and uncreative. 000
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Were people just bad at video games back then? I beat this game at least half a dozen times. Aladdin on the Genesis, however, was fucking impossible. 000
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 16/08/2026The sad thing about humanity is there are plenty of genocides and atrocities to choose from. 000
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Glad to see that adults are being totally normal about the Bluey Movie teaser. 001
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Continuing my Resident Evil rewatch while working on this guy. 100
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Recent finds at Goodwill. Criterion Armageddon, so I'll be able to watch the famous Ben Affleck commentary in full. 100
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I have seen 3 different commercials for ChatGPT and all 3 are old people talking to it. It's the most cringe shit ever and makes me irrationally angry. 110
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Mail call! Maybe one of the most misunderstood and misinterpreted movies of all time. 000
Dan Stapf @dstapf63.bsky.social · 12/08/2026This is how I find out that I won't be able to watch this movie again?! Mother fucker! 100