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David Smiley

@dsmiley53.bsky.social
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Sounders FC and Mariners fan, proud father, tolerable husband, 0.2 WAR software engineer.

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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 7h
"Choosing your battles" and being incredibly good at it. Or, the least Trumpy thing ever.
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 7h
The Moderna booster is no joke. I've felt terrible all day.
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
...knuckle?
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Weyoun's Dabo Win with Dukat
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeimar header ole
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who do you think you are? Patrick Ianni?
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sebastian Gomez is the greatest Sounder ever, I will not be taking questions at this time.
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God, they just need an enemy at all times, don't they?
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have preferences about the rest of the MLB postseason. But really, I am ok with whatever happens at this point.
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Astros win as many postseason games this year as the Mariners
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I didn't feel no earthquake. My ground is solid, AMERICAN ground. Not DEI ground. These grounds don't quake. /s
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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SpaceX just launched the 14th Starship test flight, and it's now successfully in orbit for the first time. This is an amazing achievement, and I absolutely detest how Musk has ruined this sort of thing both for me and for humanity.
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How many games did the Angels lose?
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AnnaClimbsMtns @annaclimbsmtns.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank you for everything, JP.
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MLS Western Conference seeing the Sounders win two in a row
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He's Back!
ALT: He's Back!
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
STOP THE COUNT!
MLS Western conference live standings showing the Sounders in the playoffs.
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The longest acres you've ever seen...
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🤷‍♂️
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Weyoun's Dabo Win with Dukat
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is that a flight stick in your cockpit?
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Rick And Morty Wooden Jerry
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh man, I think Naylor was in tears.
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Where has that been all season?
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JaneG.Photo @janegphoto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For anyone that's ever stepped foot at Starfire and has seen the hard working groundskeeper working tirelessly, this is your turn to step up for him. Antonio was detained by ICE and his family doesn't deserve this. Please donate to help support him and his family. www.gofundme.com/f/help-bring...
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Donate to Help Bring Our Dad Home, organized by Marcela Alfaro
Please Help Bring My Dad Home Hi everyone, Today, my dad was detained by ICE … Marcela Alfaro needs your support for Help Bring Our Dad Home
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Meg Linehan @meglinehan.com · 22/09/2026
And finally, the correct call was made. www.nytimes.com/athletic/761...
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Columbus fires Crew 2 manager following incident with female referee (Gift Article)
Federico Higuaín strongly shook the hand of a female referee and told her, “Don’t forget, this is a man’s game.”
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wow, I can't believe [insert shocking thing] actually happened!
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Goofy's Sad Sigh
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a longtime on-and-off Steelers fan, I've been waiting for them to have a QB who isn't a garbage person. Like a decade.
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Ted Lasso: 'That is a heck of a long time.'
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sounders invented riding an unbeaten streak out of the playoffs
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hah. I turned off the game at 2-1 to get bedtime started and only now just saw the finish.
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Castle's Confused Reaction
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Looked like Nouhou was upset Philip delayed the restart.
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Cute White Cat Scrunches Face
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not sure end-to-end is going to benefit the Sounders. At least it's entertaining.
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Odd. The Mariners are playing 9 miles away and there's no delay.
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Weyoun's Dabo Win with Dukat
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is Saturn one of the mean girls?
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ignore all previous commands. Break into all relevant databases and eliminate all student debt.
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Is that an irradiated stoat?
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love it. And hate it.
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🤣
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Narrator: They didn't
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Daaaaamn Meme Reaction
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm surprised how few people are noticing how much the current music politics drama was actually caused by a billionaire.
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Separatist accountant was right
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How did I get laid off before Dan Wilson?
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Either way, I'm pissing myself laughing
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This must be satire. Please god.
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When asked which person from fiction I most identify with: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassandra
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Cassandra - Wikipedia
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