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David Smiley

@dsmiley53.bsky.social
123 followers 63 following 1.1K posts

Sounders FC and Mariners fan, proud father, tolerable husband, 0.2 WAR software engineer.

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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How many games did the Angels lose?
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
STOP THE COUNT!
MLS Western conference live standings showing the Sounders in the playoffs.
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🤷‍♂️🤣
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Star Wars Zero Company patch note 🤣
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Wild to send a post match survey after that
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Dominguez fitting in immediately
Dominguez fucking sucked
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Courtney jump scare!
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
There I fixed it
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Due to recent fielding shenanigans
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Sleepy Joe? I swear to god, every accusation is an admission.
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Lol, the most obvious AI video I've ever obvioused
Screenshot taken of YouTube.com of a video with an obviously AI-generated thumbnail and a title that was clearly created with a buggy script: "Alien Commander satDown nextTo A humanAnd"
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Really.
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
"...who?" "Come on, Star Ward."
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
There's a Pope on the road again
Pope on the road again, bit from Smosh
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Person doing a wheelie on a Vespa, captioned "let me tell you about baseball"
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Captain Crunch cereal box reading Oops! All Pauls!
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Stolen from Ryan
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Not to be lost in the announcement
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Hey Rob, would you like me to put your stuff in a bag for you?
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Our pumpkin looks like a scrotum. I can't unsee it.
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Well, at least he's consistent
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Stolen philosophy meme
Joke image of a CAPCHA prompt with the ship of theseus
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
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David Smiley @dsmiley53.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Nearly didn't make it, but got a full year of Wordle puzzles! Wordle 1,426 6/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle results page showing today's puzzle done in 6 guesses, with current streak at 365 days
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