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Jim Stechschulte

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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fun note about Steve Angeli last year in the two full games he played against FBS teams last year:
When Connecticut went to soft zone in the second half of the fourth quarter, Angeli finally got going.
First 53 minutes - 21-for-38, 251 yards, INT; Rest of the game - 12-for-15, 166 yards, 2TD
Against Tennessee, after the Vols went up, 38-14, Angeli was 12-for-19 for 158 yards. Before that, 11-for-21 for 116 yards with a TD and an INT.
Something to keep an eye on, but I am not sold.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yep.
The CD single of the Denis Leary song, “Asshole”, featuring both a remix and the album versions.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It is basic (simple and quick) and can be personalized, adjusted, multiplied, etc. as desired. It runs on the thicker side, so you can add broth, tomato juice, beer to thin, as desired (6-12 ounces for one batch probably gets you to that neighborhood).
A chili recipe:

16-20 ounces ground beef 

16 ounce can chili hot beans
16 ounce can black beans (drained)

8 ounce can diced tomatoes with chilies

Dealer’s choice section:
16 ounce fresh pico/salsa (refrigerated, not chip aisle)
Chili seasoning 
Couple diced jalapeños

Cook and drain beef.
Add beans, cook for a few.
Add remaining ingredients, simmer until temperature reached.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Dog laying on the landing with his snout between his paws, looking at the camera.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Two pictures of our blue heeler mix, one looking directly at the camera…And this one showing the shortest recorded dog walk in history, making it all the way to the far side of the driveway before laying down in the sun.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Timeline sandwich.
A series of five posts about a disastrous goal allowed by the USMNT bookended by a pair of posts simply saying “what the fuck”.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It’s what offends me about this hanging in our laundry room.
The sign in our laundry room, to be sung à la the Proclaimers “500 Miles”…

“But I would wash 500 piles and I would wash 500 more just to be the one who washed 1000 piles to find one more on your floor.”

Yes, there is one syllable too many at the end.  It annoys me greatly, and not just as the laundry person of our home.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Can’t jail this face.
Our dog, who is not sad, but resting in the landing.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
This was as far as we made it once a couple weeks ago:
Our dog showing the amount of ground covered on a recent walk from our front porch to its farthest point.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Definitely should have asked who was the SUperior shade of orange.
2026 Charitibundi Bowl standings of teams #14-19, four of whom have orange as a primary team color - Syracuse, Tennessee, Illinois, and Texas - who finished in that order (with #16 Indiana and #17 UCLA in their midst).
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
No one hates us the most in football, so $81.78 (plus fees) for Syracuse's 2003 basketball championship victory over Kansas. Led by 18 in the first half and never trailed after, the basketball equivalent of #RunTheBall. @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
From the Athletic...
Wildhack then backed Hillsman. "I totally support him. I support the values that he has for this program. I support the standards that he holds everyone to, regardless of what your high school ranking was, or how good a player you are or how good a player you aren't."While in the program, some players worried that if they raised an alarm, word would get back to Hillsman and he would make life more miserable for them. When they left, some players and others associated with the program said they felt that school officials simply weren't really interested in learning why they chose to do so. It was easier to cite individual circumstances or a one-time transfer rule than confront what Hillsman and the program have become.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Describe your bsky account in a single image.
A comic strip image of a person looking out a window at a city skyline and saying, “What a stupid time to be alive.”
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Novelty-sized margarita count: 3️⃣
A third novelty-sized margarita in a metal tumbler.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Novelty-sized margarita count: 2️⃣
My second novelty-sized margarita of the evening in a large metal tumbler.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Combatting a really lousy week with the first of what is expected to be multiple novelty-sized margaritas.
Large margarita in a metal tumbler.  I will drink it and perhaps other(s) like it.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Well, it’s warming up a couple hours east of you…
Manlius NY, temperature of negative-1 degree Fahrenheit and a “feels like” temperature of -25 degrees Fahrenheit.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
A sampling…
Four buttons recently made by high schoolers during study hall:
“The Wrong ICE Is Melting” with polar bears;
A “No Kings” with a red circle and slash line over a crown;
“Pro-America ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Anti-Trump” ;
“BFFs” showing Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump behind bars
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
@sickoscommittee.org Outside of Pittsburgh…
An Air Force Academy crew neck sweatshirt on a sales rack.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Proof that, at one point earlier today, the New York Jets had scored 14 points against the Cleveland Browns while amassing only two yards of offense.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
“We ate pancreas.”
Ferris Bueller holding a menu after being seated at Chez Quis.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
So close…
Two skeets extolling Jaxon Smith-Njigba, back-to-back, similar to the pitching replied to, only those were about Emeka Egbuka.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Last year:
Swift posted a remarkably poor negative-174 rush yards over expectation, per NFL Next Gen Stats, which was the worst total of any player last season.  It marked the third season out of the past four in which Swift recorded negative rush yards over expectation; he posted negative first downs over expectation in all four of those seasons.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Well done by the omniscient @miketanier.bsky.social.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
That terribly out of proportion Captain America illustration from a comic book.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Today’s shirt:
A Statler and Waldorf t-shirt with the words, “haters gonna hate”.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Pretty embarrassing to still be lying there like that after plowing season is over.
The phrase “your mom” written in chalk in a driveway.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
2003. Hakim Warrick on Royal Ivey.
Hakim Warrick immortalizes Royal Ivey in the 2003 Final Four, inspiring enterprising students to make “Tea Bag Dunk Club” t-shirts with a silhouette of this play.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
@daveanthony.bsky.social Oh no.
A social media post announcing filming for “The Passion of the Christ 2” with Jim Caviezel reprising his role as the title character.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
But, how many took photos like Marshall Henderson? www.usatoday.com/gcdn/media/U...
Marshall Henderson (center) after reportedly winning ten games of beer pong.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social Was the mini-poster worth hanging onto this long? My friend’s ex just found it.
A Star Wars-era magazine called “Supermag” that featured a Mark Hamill mini-poster in the centerfold.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Syracuse reporting…
Little Brownie Bakery labels on the boxes of Girl Scout cookies sold in Syracuse.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
“Dad?”
Pittsburgh Steelers’ mascot Steely McBeam.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
A t-shirt with the words, “what up Beck”, also known as the most highly-anticipated three words in niche basketball podcasting.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Rivalries with Education City outposts of Cornell, Georgetown, Northwestern and more await!
Cornell’s Qatar campus.The bulletin board at the television equipment room at Northwestern’s Qatar campus.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
Good afternoon, @davidjroth.bsky.social. Was wondering if I could interest you in remembering some subdivisions.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
@swaggeroffools.bsky.social It feels like it would be a grievous error to not ensure you were aware of this item.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
I have a friend who was an illustration major. He’s been busy.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
They do.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
@davidjroth.bsky.social This seems pertinent after recent discourse:
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 10/01/2024
My phone glitch followed that theme, but with a different Defector writer…
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
@howardbeck.bsky.social Never forget.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
Just barely off campus.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
@daveanthony.bsky.social I stopped counting how many parts of this tweet suck.
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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
@hollyanderson.bsky.social Should there be a too many men/illegal substitution flag on the field?
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