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@ds9official.singles
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juleshastweets @ the other site, lesspopped @ ao3/tumblr. chicago, jewish, bi/pan, they/them or she/her. cursed star trek opinions, bitter casgirl. I was the first person to use the word “destiel” on bluesky so that’s my legacy secured.

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Jules @ds9official.singles · 24/09/2026
lol I wasn’t actually doing a bit
a positive covid test on a wood surface
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 04/09/2026
okay yeah that checks out
mydialect.us quiz results - a heat map of the united states, with strong red (representing the area most like my speech) focused on a small section of the mid-atlantic east coast (with dc, baltimore, and philadelphia marked specifically), lighter red along most of the east coast, some of the southwest (southern california, nevada, and new mexico), and hawaii, and the darkest blue (representing the area least like my speech) over the dakotas and idaho
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 03/09/2026
how I sleep not caring about heated rivalry
homer simpson resting peacefully in bed like a big toasty cinnamon bun
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 14/08/2026
okay today sucked emotionally due to family stuff and I am STILL sick gdi. but I got a little progress made on my current wip and!!!! there’s rowena!!!!!!!!
a black cat sitting in front of an open laptop, with her tongue sticking out
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 22/07/2026
some gems in the tags as well
tumblr tag: #finally the colonialism fate monster comes for the ameri/candienstumblr tag: #hope he eats those heated rivalry twinkstumblr tag: #😭😭😭 #the olympic ice is to nhl standards. they’ll simply have to battle the tuunbaqtumblr tag: #team Canada has to stop fucking unleashing the tuunbaq there has to be a rule against that
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 22/07/2026
I don’t know if it’s my FAVORITE favorite but I have thought of this and laughed a ridiculous number of times in the past five months and it’s the first one I thought of upon seeing the question so here we are
[post and follow-up from tumblr user punksalmons]

first post: european ice is so large i'm afraid the nhlers will get lost and die in the winter

second post: and that’s without considering tuunbaq

[image of a hockey game from the winter olympics, with tuunbaq photoshopped onto the ice]
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 02/07/2026
a smiling Leo XIV holding a baseball bat
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 28/06/2026
if anyone else is getting joy out of it, my sister ended up downtown yesterday (she took her kids on the metro because her youngest wanted to ride on a train) and shared a picture for the family group chat to enjoy
shot of part of the National Mall, set up for the American State Fair, with a noticeable lack of crowds
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 13/06/2026
oh to be halfway decent at writing meta so I could write my epic “Miller-Naomi parallels” essay instead of capslocking about occasional moments in the show/books (and also writing fic where Naomi and Holden double-team Miller)
Miller in his cabin, back to the camera, with Naomi visible as a reflection in his mirror
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 12/06/2026
happy pride to julie mao
Miller looking at Julie’s dating profiledetail of Julie’s dating profile, with her orientation listed as “pan”
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 12/06/2026
overall I think the Expanse show is a fantastic adaptation and changes from the books largely work, both in the “what works on page doesn’t always work onscreen” way and the “I personally like this” way, but changing this exchange to a little bro nod in the show WAS an attack on me personally
He checked the magazine in his gun. Packed his spare clothes into the small, battered pack he'd taken on the transport from Ceres. Everything he owned still fit in it.

He turned off the lights and made his way down the short corridor toward the ladder-lift. Holden was in the galley, twitching nervously. The dread of the coming battle was already showing in the corners of the man's eyes.

"Well," Miller said. "Here we go, eh?"

"Yep," Holden said.

"It's been a hell of a ride," Miller said. "Can't say it's all been pleasant, but..."

"Yeah."

"Tell the others I said goodbye," Miller said.

"Will do," Holden said. Then, as Miller moved past him toward the lift: "So assuming we all actually live through this, where should we meet up?"

Miller turned.

"I don't understand," he said.

"Yeah, I know. Look, I trust Fred or I wouldn't have come here. I think he's honorable, and he'll do the right thing by us. That doesn't mean I trust the whole OPA. After we get this thing done, I want the whole crew together. Just in case we need to get out in a hurry."Something painful happened under Miller's sternum. Not a sharp pain, just a sudden ache. His throat felt thick. He coughed to clear it.

"As soon as we get the place secure, I'll get in touch," Miller said.

"Okay, but don't take too long. If Thoth Station has a whorehouse left standing, I'm going to need help prying Amos out of it."

Miller opened his mouth, closed it, and tried again.

"Aye, aye, Captain," he said, forcing a lightness into his voice.

"Be careful," Holden said.

Miller left, pausing in the passageway between ship and station until he was sure he'd stopped weeping, and then making his way to the cargo ship and the assault.
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 11/06/2026
Dawes taking off his jacket for a “talk” with MillerDawes looking at Miller while one of his henchmen searches Miller’s thingsMiller, disheveled and bleedingPresidential Alert: the slutty old men are fightingggg
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 19/05/2026
tbh "unhealthy relationships" is so general and several of my other faves fall under that umbrella that I feel like you could skip it. but yeah this checks out (sorter: nulienna.tumblr.com/sorter)
my rankings for fanfic tropes, sicko edition:

1. sex pollen
2. mutual non-con (e.g. bad guys made them do it)
3. age/experience gap; unhealthy relationships; corruption arc (three-way tie)
6. gothic horror
7. codependency
8. dubious consent
9. AU that makes canon worse
10. stop making love to me while i'm trying to fuck you
11. their love language is murder
12. seducing an authority figure
13. psychological horror
14. monsterfucking
15. hurt/comfort
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 18/05/2026
can you imagine an internet where people couldn't take stupid jokes about regional and national cuisines way too personally
a grim-faced Lionel Hutz imagining a world without lawyers (in which people are holding hands and singing under a rainbow)
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 18/05/2026
I would like to get up and empty the dishwasher but alas
a tortoiseshell cat sleeping stretched out across my lap while I’m sitting at my desk
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 01/05/2026
workers of the world unite (with jerry)
Jerry Chen • @jcsalterego.b...
Emily and 1 other liked your post
an *us* that's awake. showing solidarity for may day
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 28/04/2026
I’m not saying this is nominative determinism but uh
PawBoost [service for helping reunite people with lost pets] alert: Help us find Laika
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 07/04/2026
so do I but I don’t think they’ll let me put it in the paper so you go first
Guardian editorial headline: Trump needs to go. If we can’t use the 25th amendment, I have another idea
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 25/03/2026
thank you! 💚 there are, unfortunately, many more where that came from
Cleon XVII, with tumblr post from user reallyreallyreallytrying: sure. blame the guy who’s a huge idiot who causes a lot of problems, again
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 24/03/2026
“well jules in your reduced time on bsky have you been doing interesting and enriching things” if by that you mean making shitposts for the seventeen other foundation fans on tumblr then yes absolutely
Hari Seldon, with dril tweet: me and a bunch of stupid assholes are going to start a community in the middle of the desert to either die or prove a very important pointBel Riose with tumblr post from user dct239394cvvd098dffgggp: sergeant sad eyes reporting for miseryGaal Dornick and Hari Seldon; above Gaal is a tumblr post from user macbethheadband, “That old man actually had no effect on me any more”; below her are the tags “IM LYING IM LYING IM LYING IM LYING IM LYING IM LYING IM LYING”Toran Mallow looking offended as Han offers him a gun; over Han is a tumblr post from user dotjade: put those awesome boobs away dude now isn’t the time”
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 23/03/2026
Steve Carrell in Anchorman, with the text “I love Florida Panthers”
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 17/03/2026
IMPORTANT BULLETIN: vet tech says she is “the ideal cat patient” and “literally perfect”
a tortoiseshell cat in a person’s arms, eyes closed and head resting in the crook of their elbowa tortoiseshell cat in a person’s arms, looking up curiously
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 20/02/2026
really wore the right shirt this morning
me, smiling widely and wearing a SICKOS shirt
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 20/02/2026
I really picked the right shirt this morning
me, smiling widely and wearing a SICKOS shirt
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 19/02/2026
also starting a collection of some of my favorite pieces of feedback because they so perfectly sum up the whole vibe of most of my writing lmao
ao3 comment: Idk if i got more horny or sad by reading thistumblr tags: #what if the hottest smut in the universe was also heartbreaking. what if you CRIED and
BANGED your HEAD against the nearest SURFACE #are you KIDDING me right NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 16/02/2026
marge simpson (labeled “me + sam”) holding a potato (labeled “ben sisko”) and saying “I just think he’s neat.”
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 10/02/2026
me going on my stupid little daily swim for my dumb mental health
an engraving of a very grumpy-looking dolphin (labeled "Fig. 1. - Dauphin ordinaire")
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 27/01/2026
this little dipshit is so wretchedly sweet
a small blue tabby cat lying on a smiling person’s chest, its head tucked under their chin and its paws extended as if hugging or clinging to themthe same cat and person from the side; the cat’s eyes are closed and it looks content
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 26/01/2026
a new tumblr mutual rbed my most recent fic (my first in our shared fandom) with this comment and I really do love fandom sometimes
just read it and if y’all don’t go and immediately read it expect me in your walls
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 22/01/2026
me about gul dukat
Anonymous (1): horrific, soulless eyes, but i would put a kid in him

Anonymous (2): What?
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 20/01/2026
lol @mindi.bsky.social and I challenged each other to write 500 words of fic for this fandom and,,,,,,
[screenshot of stats from a fic on AO3]

Stats:
Published: 2026-01-20
[highlighted] Words: 13,388
Chapters: 1/1
Hits: 15
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 16/01/2026
mankind: i have made Al
angels: you fucked up a perfectly good rock is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 13/01/2026
she has a take: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn0999999999999
a light gray ("blue") tabby sitting on the edge of a couch, looking alert or even thoughtful
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 08/01/2026
OH NO AMY WAIT I JUST REALIZED WHAT THE LITTLE CAKE WAS REMINDING ME OF
screencap from the end of BtVS 2x14 (“Innocence”). Buffy and her mother are sitting on the couch; Joyce is smiling and Buffy looks pensive and slightly uncomfortable. on the coffee table, there are two very large vanilla cupcakes, one with a lit birthday candle in it.
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 07/01/2026
important update after opening the box: it is not one medium-sized cake, but several treats, one of which is a small cake! I am not sure what flavor, but am assuming vanilla. I will, however, report back if not
a gift box containing individually-wrapped chocolates and cookies, a pretzel covered with white chocolate and sprinkles, and a small cake covered with white frosting and sprinkles. at the top of the frame, a small gray cat is peering curiously into the box.
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 02/01/2026
I mean.
A shocked, joyful Mariner, with her fellow lower deckers (Tendi, Boimler, and Rutherford) covered in slime and looking awed: Starfleet really came through. Who'd have thought?Admiral Freeman (Mariner's father), next to a very-annoyed-lookiing Captain Freeman (Mariner's mother), the two of them flanked by a slightly-less-annoyed-looking (basically in their natural states) Shaxs and T'Ana: Me, Beckett.Admiral Freeman (Mariner's father), next to an even-more-annoyed-lookiing Captain Freeman (Mariner's mother), the two of them flanked by a slightly-less-annoyed-looking (basically in their natural states) Shaxs and T'Ana: I told you from the start to trust in the system.Admiral Freeman (Mariner's father), next to a still-more-annoyed-lookiing Captain Freeman (Mariner's mother), the two of them flanked by a slightly-less-annoyed-looking (basically in their natural states) Shaxs and T'Ana: I said it this morning.
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 01/01/2026
I don’t really know what this might mean in this context but we can all look forward to finding out together
Your 2026 word: theatrical
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 18/12/2025
fun fact: whale menorah
a white whale-shaped menorah sitting on a sheet of foil next to a dark window; four candles plus the shamash are lit
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 05/12/2025
a four-quadrant graph; the top of the Y-axis is labeled “well-made” and the bottom is labeled “poorly-made”; the left end of the X-axis is labeled “I didn’t enjoy it” and the right wnd is labeled “I enjoyed it”. a point in the lower-left quadrant (poorly-made, I didn’t enjoy it) is labeled “bad Star Trek”, and a point in the lower-right quadrant (poorly-made, I enjoyed it) is labeled “good Star Trek”
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 03/12/2025
cat tax: here she is playing on one of the cat trees
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 03/12/2025
recently got this comment on one of my spn fics and honestly I’m not sure anything has ever summed my writing up better
Idk if i got more horny or sad by reading this
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 02/12/2025
Chrisjen Avaserala (The Expanse) with laser eyes
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 30/11/2025
lmaoooooo I was LITERALLY just about to text this to you
the “sickos” meme (cartoon of a guy labeled “sickos” pressed up against a window and cackling “yes…ha ha ha…YES!”) doubled, with a mirror image on each side of the screen, and the logo for the “Foundation” series between them, so that they appear to be sicko-ing out over the show
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 29/11/2025
lol I think this is more snow than we’ve gotten in the last couple of winters combined
a wrought-iron fence covered in snow; it’s dusk in a city during a snowstorm and in the background are a streetlight, a couple of snow-covered cars, and a bare tree with snowy limbs
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 27/11/2025
thats it thats the show
Sisko on the bridge of the Defiant, with poorly-edited-in captions from Bob’s Burgers: You’re my children, and I love you, but you’re all terrible.
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 27/11/2025
can you believe redbubble wouldn’t let me put this on a shirt
vaporwave-style graphic, with 80s/early 90s hot pink-purple-teal color scheme: Attention Bajoran Workers
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 26/11/2025
Jack Donaghy: George R. R. Martin will be treated humanely,Jack Donaghy: but there will be no escape.
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 24/11/2025
everyone just needs to use this chart from now on. I’ve solved pop culture discourse forever (I have not, in fact, solved pop culture discourse forever)
four-quadrant chart; the Y-axis is labeled “well-made” at the top and “poorly-made” at the bottom, and the X-axis is labeled “I didn’t enjoy it” on the left and “I enjoyed it” on the right
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 24/11/2025
“I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards” meme, edited to read “I know bakers who use unsalted butter and they’re all cowards”
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 20/11/2025
look, I am on the record as not being crazy about the deal but also believing there was never going to be a good deal, only bad and worse ones. but @durbin.senate.gov are you kidding me with this? you got a pinkie promise from Thune? seriously? bruh.
…for the Senate. During the roll-call vote on the continuing resolution, I spoke to Senator Thune and told him that I was counting on him to keep his word on this agreement. He assured me he would.
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