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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 16/10/2026
Anyone know how to get the gobby blue fucker?
Mario Tennis Aces, with the blue gobby Luma highlighted
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 14/10/2026
This post was originally longer:
Rerez's original bleet, which reads:

"Better vibe code an Epic games uninstaller you magnificent hack of an old man. I know the people who work for you, and they think you're a giant tool."

Shane, you're 100% right and you shouldn't be afraid to speak your truth.
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 14/10/2026
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm famous 🥹
The OP has 40 notifications. Forty notifications. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 04/10/2026
And that's #ScritchyScratchy actually finished!
Final screen of Scritchy Scratchy mid-fadeout. There's a sunset, golden rotary telephone, and bamboo(?) table underneath an "Apple Tree" scratch card/ticket with 5 worms on, and the time's sunset.
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 29/09/2026
How'd you get this shot?
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 22/09/2026
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 20/09/2026
Oops. #Paperboat #PaperMario #HarbourMasters64
Crash after dealing the lethal blow to Bowser at the start of Paper Mario 64.
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 18/09/2026
@xan.lol Something broke on Firefox android.
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 16/09/2026
Explains why I'm a fat bastard
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 16/09/2026
You lied to me
Firefox mobile address not found screen
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 07/09/2026
Rigged score on Switch Sports
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 05/09/2026
Anything else?
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 30/08/2026
@tcrfinformal.bsky.social
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 29/08/2026
A Death Generated House, M.D. screenshot. It reads:


Does Henry work around any respiratory irritants, like silicone? What I mean is, are your breasts real? honk honk
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 29/08/2026
We're screwed
A tweet from remarks

JUST IN: Federal appeals court rules First Amendment protects private possession of AI-generated child sexual abuse material if it does not depict a real person.
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 28/08/2026
@xkeeper.net the cutting room floor is cut from my network???
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 28/08/2026
Renamed MapQuest map that reads "Lake at this Graph!" in reference to the old meme
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 25/08/2026
More reminds me of the Potion Seller to me.
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 24/08/2026
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 22/08/2026
And no, the jackass did not, in fact, mean fake physical preorders.
Commandment I: Thou Shalt Not Sell Digital Preorders
No consumer shall pay for a game through digital storefronts before release and independent review. Physical preorders for tangible media remain permitted.
Preorders were not created for gamers. They were created because physical discs had manufacturing limits. In digital distribution, there is no inventory. There is no stock shortage. A digital copy cannot sell out. Yet publishers kept the preorder system and stripped away its only consumer benefit. Now gamers pay early and receive nothing in return except a countdown timer and a cosmetic skin.
If publishers want revenue before launch, they can press discs. Print boxes. Put them on shelves. Earn that money through physical production.
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 21/08/2026
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 10/08/2026
Here's the gamepad you're using:
The wired version of the Logitech F710, the infamous controller used on the Titan expedition
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 07/08/2026
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 07/08/2026
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 07/08/2026
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 07/08/2026
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 05/08/2026
@xkcd.com What's the worst that could happen?
What beats Rock screenshot with a volcano emoji and "antimatter" written in the answer box in comic sans
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 28/07/2026
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 08/07/2026
@cublex.bsky.social :troll:
Sneaky HTML inspection
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 05/07/2026
So. This is proudly hosted on @its-klipy.bsky.social
AI generated slop version of Super Mario Bros.
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 28/06/2026
He gives off identical vibes as Mayor Meanswell from LazyTown, and I will not elaborate further.
Mayor Meanswell from LazyTown
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 22/06/2026
@gravevt.vtubers.social Errrr...
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 18/06/2026
Lol. Lmao even.
Optimus Realm: @grok this is false right ??you gotta be kidding me
Grok: No, it's true. Minnesota House passed HF 1606 (April 2026) banning access to AI "nudification" apps/services that turn clothed photos into non-consensual nudes — explicitly to stop easy creation of child sexual abuse material too. Vote was 132-1 (one Republican, Rep. Drew Roach, voted no). It passed the Senate unanimously and became law in May.
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 09/06/2026
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 09/06/2026
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 08/06/2026
I have put the entire song into the alt text of this picture with just a bleet's worth of text remaining.
Cartman: Weeeeeeeeeeeell...
Kyle: Don't do it, Cartman!
Cartman: Weeeeeeeeeeeell...
Kyle: I'm warning you!
Cartman: Ok, ok...
Kyle: I'm really getting sick of him calling-
Cartman:
Well
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls

On Monday, she's a bitch, on Tuesday, she's a bitch
On Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different
She's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a stupid bitch (Woo)
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's just a dirty bitch!
Talk to kids around the world
It might go a little bit somethin' like this:
凯尔妈妈是个泼妇,她是基佬秘术大师,我只想说摸了被她变泼妇
La mère de Kyle est une pute, est une sacrée vieille pute, la plus grande pute du monde entier
Kyle's moeder is een teef, ze is een grote fout te teef ze grote teef ter ver reld, teef ter ver reld
Mama yake Kyle ni mbwa mkubwa, ndiye ni mbwa mkubwa kuliko wote duniani hii
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair (La, la, la-la, la, la-la)
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch (Ooh)
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a stupid bitch
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch
I really mean it, Kyle's mom
She's a big, fat, fuckin' bitch
Big ol' fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's mom
Yeah, cha
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 04/06/2026
@ibxtoycat.bsky.social Hey, so about minecoins on Minecraft bedrock, GTA Online has Shark Cards. which go up to £75 and don't seem to benefit anyone other than Rockstar
GTAV Shark Cards, values ranging from 250k to 10 million
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 30/05/2026
It also doesn’t help that Mlon Eusk did this:
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 24/05/2026
Your link to your Discord isn't working :/
Dead invite to Stargazer's Discord
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 24/05/2026
Especially with these kinda anal beads...
Anal beads with a rip cord-like handle for controlling the vibration
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 16/05/2026
Bob the building (he's a building!) Bob the building (oh no!)
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 12/05/2026
I've isolated and 10×ed Baby Broth in the GNU Image Manipulation Programme in case anyone wishes to just see it
Baby Broth
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 11/05/2026
Ma Sim's house in #TheSims2! Thoughts?
A zebra-print home in The Sims 2. The poster clearly has no sense of good taste.
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 10/05/2026
@caddicarus.bsky.social
The Peppa Twatting Pig movie poster
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 09/05/2026
You also have this little shit.
Baby Mario, the annoying little shit, being an annoying little shit.
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 08/05/2026
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 06/05/2026
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 06/05/2026
Yoinked into my iMessage stickers, lol
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dryphb.graysky.social @dryphb.graysky.social · 01/05/2026
@caddicarus.bsky.social
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