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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 56m

and on the third day, he was reassembled

Well, it’s a Temu ad for a 588 piece Lego knockoff of the crucifixion of Jesus (of Nazareth). It says CREATIVE, and also it’s 16.7 inches tall, which is objectively TOO TALL for a lego crucifixion scene.

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 3h

That’s such a deficit framing. Why not tell us what we kept?

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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 3h

The Yankees gotta start banning their fans from the games in the postseason

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 5h

bit of a long shot, but I have two clients wrapping up their contracts who I just found out aren't renewing, and a possible third in December. anyone out there - ideally in A) Portland or B) the arts, but I've kind of done everything tbh - looking for a grantwriter with 20+ years experience?

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Can’t believe there’s only six hundred years left until the midterms in 30 days.

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 5h

The first half of the first season was great. Now I just hope all the episodes are Ice King or Marceline centric.

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 5h

[whispers] I really don’t like adventure time and I’m being forced to watch it

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 6h

I cannot even with how fucking cute this bag is. This is just an ambitious prototype. I need to figure out the exact size I want and I need to find the perfect ribbon. But this is soooo good.

A draw string bag that is approximately 10” tall, 5” wide, and 3” deep. It’s a little holiday gift bag made with pink speckled fabric with cute little elves and reindeer. Right now the draw string is a piece of yarn, but I want to have a candy and striped ribbon if I can find one.

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 7h

We just rewatched that, too! It’s so good. I’m going to watch it on a very special night.

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 8h

I don’t know how I missed your reply! Sure, I’ll take your unsolicited advice because you are a Tall Person™️ and I think the kid might be one, too.

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 8h

I want to read every think piece from every perspective. I want know what feminists thinkers think, I want to know what the diversity and race researchers think. I want to know what the movie makers think, what the horror movie experts think.

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 8h

It’s gotta be in my top five and that’s a hard thing to crack. I try to keep my talking about it to a minimum, but I could legit talk about it all the time.

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 8h

Is The Thing the greatest movie ever made? I don’t know, but it’s up there.

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 9h

I would read all the books about The Thing. All the academic papers.

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 10h

I’m completely fucking horrified. I hope she is getting all the support she needs.

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 11h

That’s how I feel about my cell number. Actually, my first cell number was awesome, too, but I got a new one when Tom and I got married. And the one I have now is even more awesome.

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 11h

When a cool/big account follows me back I immediately get worried that whatever I post next will make them unfollow me. I will never get rid of my deep desire to be liked; it’s gotten better as I’ve gotten older, but I still want to be liked.

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 11h

I just got a new PIN for a debit card. Looked at a keypad to see the pattern and immediately said, out loud and only to myself, “Oooooo, this is a *good* one!” And no, I’m not gonna tell you what it is, just that it made a good pattern.

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 12h

Also, why is this waiter entitled to a hot wife? Like wtf?

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 13h

Ngl, this made me cry. I love this song and still listen to it regularly (I like getting up in Tom’s face to do the na na na part). It’s so cool that Tom DeLonge got to experience this.

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 13h

I hope we can all collectively decide that they need to stop trying to make Glen Powell a thing.

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 13h

I didn’t remember last night. But I did remember this morning.

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 22h

Right. Now he’s just asking for us to like it.

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 22h

Wait, how are people saying Helena? (I grew up there)

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 22h

I’m not a dad but I was sooo invested in the rescue bots S1 storyline and then was so disappointed when we finally saw S2 because they completely dropped the interesting story line.

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

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Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Can you spend a day in the hyperbolic time chamber?

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I just had an intrusive memory that my older sister not only watches The Big Bang Theory but she calls it “BBT” like everyone’s supposed to know whah that is.

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This hurts because it’s not out of the realm of possibility

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I’m dying to know what “talent” the poster thinks this waiter has. Just say all the quiet parts out loud.

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Oh now that makes total sense. They would’ve sold the bird meat for processing if it had been a real bird. Made a weird coat out of its feathers.

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

“But sir, that’s our mascot.” “I don’t care who the fuck it is, that bird looked at me funny once and I don’t trust him.”

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

What sick fuck was like “you know, we can save a few bucks if we can the bird”?

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I just remembered I have leftover peach tort at home. Hopefully I remember this when I actually get home.

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Oh I bet! I’m fully expecting him to be taller than Tom (6’2”), but only if we can get him to eat enough to gain weight.

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Last spring I bought the kid a bunch of size 14 pants. He’s 12 and he’s already too tall for the 14s. He’s going to pass me up pretty soon.

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Super duper double no takes backsies intelligence is within our reach

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I gamble because my friends make me — this guy, probably

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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It’s like looking into the mirrors in a dressing room.

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