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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 16h
I seem to recall a study that found underpasses were favoured by predators and the overpasses by prey or something. But yeah limiting traffic through these areas is better
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 16h
I was just explaining this to my uninterested children that in the sequel they sing (to the dancing town mob) “lead us to thy mayor”
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Kyle Cupp @kylecupp.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Statement from Archbishop Timothy P. Broglio of the U.S. Archdiocese for the Military Services: "I oblige any Catholics assigned to the firing squad to request to be excused from this action contrary to the teaching of the Church."
In addition to supporting and subscribing to the statement by my brothers the Bishops of Texas, it is my duty to express my disapproval of what is proposed regarding the execution of the terrorist Hasan in the Archdiocese entrusted to my spiritual care to be done by those for whose salvation I have been constituted as the Archbishop for the Military Services, USA
First of all, I renew my expression of heartfelt sympathy to the families and friends of those who died in the attack at Fort Hood. It was an attack that disregarded the dignity of the human person. I had the sad duty of presiding and preaching at the funeral of Michael Grant Cahill, the only civilian killed in that attack.
Secondly, I repeat the opposition of the Catholic Church to capital punishment,_ The Catechism was already clear and Pope Francis made it even clearer. The dignity of the human person is again at stake.,
Thirdly, do we really want to imitate the terrorists of this world and make a public spectacle of barbarically killing our adversaries? The crime committed by Nidal Malik Hasan was heinous, but does exposing the public to his execution serve any purpose? Has the potential moral injury, which the members of the firing squad might experience, been considered? Will the exposure of a live-stream to the young and impressionable during the 250"h anniversary year of our independence be able to be repaired? The US military generally enjoys a good reputation in the world. Is there really a value to throwing them in the same boat with terrorists by broadcasting the image of the execution of a man in a wheel chair to the whole world? Does this decision reflect the dignity of the human person?
I call upon all men and women of good will to ask that this decision be reconsidered and, at the very least, do what is possible to keep the exposure to the live-streaming of the proposed execution from the vision of the young and impressionable...
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 20h
CBC reported yesterday that 174,000+ already voted Monday
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 21h
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 15,1947
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE OUT WALKING ON A VERY WINDY DAY, IT’S SO WINDY THEY ARE HAVING TO LEAN FORWARD.
P2- THE WIND IS GETTING STRONGER AND THEY ARE REALLY HAVING TO STRUGGLE TO KEEP WALKING 
P3- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE STILL HAVING TO LEAN INTO THE WND
P4- SUDDENLY!
SLUGGO: BOY --- DAT WIND STOPPED SUDDENLY, DIDN'T IT ?
NANCY AND SLUGGO SUDDENLY FELL FLAT ON THEIR FACES
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Not to get all foil hat, but I wouldn't be surprised if a part of the Trump-Putin Diesel Deal is for the US to balk at clear invocation of Article 5 from a NATO member
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I am surprised they didn't have Justin Trudeau on there
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
as in pop-up stores like Spirit Halloween?
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I think it was mostly the expectation I had for it; I had seen the film reviewed as a "faithful" adaptation which it most certainly isn't and I really fell in love with the novel Maybe a fairly straight adaptation is un-filmable because so much of the drama is internal
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It made me so angry
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I have a difficult time remembering which Jake is which so this is a good reminder
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My wife is the best person to buy presents for because she will tell me what she wants, I can tell her that I’ve ordered it, I can show it to her once it arrives, and she will still forget and it’ll be a surprise
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
me and the boys rolling to the theater on February 11
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I cannot think of a least interesting question as the original
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John Muller @mrjohnmuller.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
lmao, ok bud. bet no one thought of that one, up until now.
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John Muller @mrjohnmuller.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We need to get out of this "we need to fix things with the US!" sycophancy, and embrace a "we need to *crush* the US" mentality.
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Turns out it wasn’t syphilis that caused him to be ripped and partially eaten: it was bears
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My wife realized the reason she never liked turkey too much was that other people we cooking them
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
One year my birthday kid requested a full turkey dinner as her birthday meal and we had one ready to go
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Because my wife and my parents usually supply the turkeys for these holidays we usually end up with a free one ourselves and we currently have two in the freezer (we did give one away this year to make room for food)
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It’s autumn so I’m watching Tge Village and once again getting mad that it’s so good except for the “modern day” twist.
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The trick is to patronize Superstore/Loblaws and get the free item (a turkey) before Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Easter
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Canadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Prairie Hills, Banff Takao Tanabe 1978
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If you say so
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Bro your country isn’t civilized
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I know him via Lights Out/OTR Apparently he would crank out scripts by lying in bed with his dictaphone
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh that’s great thanks
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barn cormorant @benconneran.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Uruk hai from Lord of the Rings saying looks like woke is back on the menu boys
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A reassessment that places those who conventionally and easily “fit” into the Western Church (or white, cishet, you know) and the institution and systems of the Church itself into the place of the Scribes and Pharisees of the 1st century AD
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
And “we” get to say “ah yes inge to identify as one of those called and pressed to come by the servants, I have donned my wedding garment from following rules XYZ” but after 2,000 years of Christian history I think the standard interpretations need reassessment
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So like today’s Gospel at Mass (the Parable of the Wedding Feast in Matthew 22), yeah, the people who reject the invitation and even kill the king’s servants are obviously meant by Jesus to be the unfaithful Israelites. This is a common theme through this parables
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Something I was struck by recently is that while the parables of Jesus are for all time, I think the interpretation of them has become too flat and ossified in their historical setting
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy Thanksgiving!
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
While Thanksgiving is properly on Monday I suspect a majority of Canadians have dinner on Saturday or Sunday so they don’t have to work the day after the meal/party
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Well he didn’t personally abuse people iirc but was a minimizer and excuser which really is a part of the whole system of abuse
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m doing my part (swiping this abusers image from the parish and throwing it out)
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Gen X moment
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
(ie Russian diesel refineries)
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
CA and EU must increase their aid to Ukraine in their fight against the perfidious White House
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pew pew pew
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In re The Discourse: The entire discussion about whether technology can suffer has been fully and completely summed up in this IKEA commercial from 2002. You’re welcome. youtu.be/jU-cori12KU?...
youtu.be
IKEA - Lamp (2002, USA)
YouTube video by The Hall of Advertising
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I never get in a wreck when drunk driving, that’s why it’s OK when I do it.
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In America, political parties are like a religion
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Left Wexit @iosegun.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
CBC found an Alberta separatist curious guy who watches Adam Curtis and hates the homeless www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
After work on a recent evening, I was waiting for the C-train on 8th Street in downtown Calgary, right by the convenience store we locally call Crack Macs.
Off to one side, I saw a woman slumped from a likely overdose while her friend pushed the Narcan dispenser up her nose.
To my left, two police officers were handcuffing another woman on the cement.As I was about to board the train, I looked up and on the TV screens at the station as a written news announcement rolled by:
StatsCan publishes data showing violent crime is down.
I chuckled. Welcome to the world of hypernormalization - where systems are broken, statistics don't reflect the lived reality and politicians carry on as if it's acceptable.
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sayonara
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Chris Fisher @fisherspeaks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Warm sunset as the harvest comes in. #SK.
A combine is silouetted against a warm setting sun.
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I also enjoyed the English Carols bit
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Tom @dixitinsipiens.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
one of the sickest, most depraved trad takes I've seen recently is viciously berating bishops for dispensing the Sunday mass obligation for anyone who feels like they are in danger of being assaulted, hauled to a concentration camp, shot, or disappeared from their family, by DHS thugs
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