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The Drunken Menno

@drunkenmenno.bsky.social
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Still irreverent and still irrelevant. Author of MennoNightcaps: Cocktails inspired by that odd ethno religious group you keep mistaking for the Amish, Quakers and Mormons. Mennonites, cocktails, and everything in between.

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CMU Press @cmupress-ca.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Gratitude to River Street Writes & Flying Books in Toronto for a fun & successful event to celebrate Elina Penner's novel NIGHTBERRIES last evening. Thank you to all who attended & supported Elina's brief but wonderful Canadian book tour, especially German Canadian Congress - Manitoba! [📷IG repost]
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Something Slithering in the Long Grass @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
In the Mennonite tradition (verenicke, not pierogi), you do the Rays first and then the Yankees
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Makes sense. No one wants to think their ancestry has people (or even just one) who'd bicker over buttons and bicycles
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
None of those books have cocktail recipes. Just sayin.
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I always thought it was because the roads followed the river but I like this better.
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Ashamed at how long it took me to find "martyr" in today's NYT Spelling Bee.
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
It was a very different sort of film: Robin Hood argues with the rich about economic justice instead of using violence to steal from them; his followers sing hymns in between arguments; and they keep schisming into merry sub-bands
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Also including at least one Mennonite mixologist 🍸🍹
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Freundschaft Photo @freundschaftphoto.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
April is National Poetry Month. We need a break from all the news. I'll be adding to this 🧵for the balance of the month. Feel free to contribute.
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Freundschaft Photo @freundschaftphoto.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
A Mennonite gal who was Swiss Was known far and wide to French kiss But what was far worse And made people curse Was cheating at games like Dutch Blitz
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Kirsten Eve Beachy @granolamennonite.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
From Mennonite Mission Network, the perfect footgear for a #GranolaMennonite
Dirkenstock: it's a sandal. It's an ice skate. It's a radical reformation of our most popular line.
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Is it platz day for us Russian Mennonites? #PiDay
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
"Mennonite-coded." I'm thinking the family was singing 606 (118/20) as they walked.
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Just occurred to me that taking down interprovincial trade barriers could have implications for Mennonite farmers sausage #AffairOfTheSausages
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
We actually get pissed off a lot. We're just usually a lot more passive aggressive about it.
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I will never stop trying to make the Day of the Sausages a thing.
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Right. May 2-4 weekend has no place on the list.
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I checked my liquor cabinet. I'll be fine without bourbon.
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Is it just me or did the 500th Anniversary of Anabaptism fly a little under the radar this year?
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Important PSA for Mennonites out skating. These stories from our past still have relevance today.
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Tbh, the cocktails I have been using to commemorate #Anabaptism500 haven't been all that nuanced. #Mennonite
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Decorations for my Anabaptism 500 cocktail party.
Mennonite history books, cocktail, stack of Cards against the Mennonites cards, and Dirk Willems with balloons placemat
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
If you're too lazy for a cocktail, you can always just have whiskey on the Blaurocks.
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Renita @thatgirlrenita.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
It's Anabaptism's 500th birthday. Celebrate by baking a pie and finding a new country that won't conscript you into the military.
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Don't you hate it when your birthday is shared by another more famous one?
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
If you know, you know
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Just 2 sleeps until Anabaptism 500 Day!!!!
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
They deserve what they got - Georg Blaurock was baptized in Anna Mainz's house. The only Mennonites re-creating it outside are erasing Anabaptist women's history.
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Are you including Martens, though?
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
By popular demand (or not really popular, but Menno-popular), a 500 anniversary expansion pack of Cards against the Mennonites www.slklassen.com/cards-agains...
slklassen.com
Cards Against the Mennonites : SLKlassen
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Sort of like seeing this kind of issue coming up on Mennonite Bluesky. (In my household, we use a converted icebox as a liquor cabinet. Holds tall bottles just fine).
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Heather J. Witchy🧙 Wood @rollwithheather.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Is this author account fake? Despite the number of followers, most of the posts have been flagged as spam plus I got one of those suspicious bot-like DMs.
Author Miriam Toews
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I am a writer from Canada. My work draws from my Mennonite roots, exploring resilience, community, and survival. Stories like Women Talking and All My Puny Sorrows reflect my passion for giving voice to silence.
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Note to self to add chains to decor for Anabaptism 500 cocktail party. This could change the vibe. #Mennonite #Anabaptism500
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Yikes - It's Jan 7 and I've barely begun planning my Anabaptism 500 cocktail party.
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Sorry - not us. Only adult content we're here to talk about is adult baptism.
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Don't forget to have a plumamimosa tomorrow with New Years brunch.
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Just one of the many hurdles to surmount when overcoming your Mennonite upbringing.
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Ontario born and raised but I have never...is this one of those things only available in one particular KW farmers' market?
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Open to crowdsourcing - anyone have any Menno terms I missed the first time round or are more relevant now? #Mennonite
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Anyone else think it's too early for Mennobsky to be quite THIS niche?
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I really do need to come up with an expansion pack for the 500th anniversary.
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Also completely tax-free.
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Impersonation account. Miriam doesn't do social media. Reported.
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I know the kid starts out skeptical but remind me - does he believe in summer sausage 's superiority by the end?
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I'm not sure about this - it's a "Last Mennonite Church" production and I'm pretty loyal to "First Mennonite." Torn up on this because otherwise it looks like my kind of movie.
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Marginalia is all the contribution I've ever really aspired to in this life.
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Ah yes, the classic film about a GC and OM who overcome their doctrinal and ethnic differences when they start writing letters to each other on MennoMatch and discover their shared love of long sermons and bargains. #Mennonite #romcom
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Great movie. As I recall, Pinky's the nickname for that early Anabaptist who hung out with Blaurock and wore a pink coat. Not sure who the Braun guy is.
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I'm hoping that column of annotations is nothing but martyrdom stories and recipes to feed a barn-raising crew. #Mennonite
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The Drunken Menno @drunkenmenno.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Thanks, @crustywareniki.bsky.social! Amazingly, my book MennoNightcaps will also be tax free! And my cocktails go ever so well with zwiebach.
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