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Drunkenknights

@drunkenknights.bsky.social
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Coffee swigging chess player from Seattle.

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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Um, there already.
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Hikaru Nakamura's Intense Chess Stare
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He also gave out Lindsey Graham's number one time, and now Lindsey is dead. Is this a curse, like The Ring?
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Sadako Samara from The Ring
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We are so fucking cooked.
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Tom And Jerry Cooking
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sadly, lawyers use chatGPT too.
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I paid into it back when I was promised 65. Then it was 67. Now? Who the fuck knows. It's my fucking money.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Fowl Language @fowllanguagecomics.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hey guys! It’s a subscriber exclusive! This is just the first panel, but you can read the whole comic by following the link and following me on Tinyview! Thanks so much for your support! social.tinyview.com/Nrmu3tTdR4b
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 17/07/2026
ass out flower ate this is how i like pollinate
a bee with its fuzzy little butt covered in pollen, hanging over a leaf all assed out, face not visible, just bee butt
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Why wouldn't he interfere with Georgia elections? He's done it before and got away with it. www.c-span.org/clip/house-c...
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Standard is widow replacement. But Lindsey wasn't married.
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
If you think those jeans are real... Well, look at the shirt. See the lower left? Velcro. If the shirt is a prop (it is) so are the jeans.
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Even if true, there's trouble. Bottom left of the shirt. That square? Velcro. The shirt's not a shirt, it's a prop they velcroed him into. It came loose because she's holding him up.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Secret Panel HERE 😳 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/07/12/meat-cute
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Fossilized Opossum @possum-fossil.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
American voters watched COVID and Jan 6 happen and reelected him anyway. Welcome to Costco, I love you.
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Good points.
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
You know Iran has social media, right? Where's the incentive to have a cease fire if not having one means Trump can't legally just declare a new war? Now Iran can just wait him out.
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Don't forget these losers. Slap on the wrist when they should have done hard time. www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2...
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Tom Leykis @tomleykis.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Alanis Morissette - Isn't It Ironic?
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Mirror Reflecting Beach Waves on Sand
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hey Tom! You figure one or the other of those Senators got on Don's bad side and tumbled down some stairs?
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Theodore Hornsby Sr Falling Down Stairs
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This was two days ago.
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
IDK, it's weird this happened right after Lindsey got back from trying to add sanctions to Russia. Did he fall down some stairs our out a window?
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Infowars. Post lawsuit.
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Probably because it strayed from cannon. Supergirl had trauma that Superman didn't have to deal with. Time dilation or suspended animation in the phantom zone, depending, means she was actually born first and remembered Krypton and the people that died. This is a story of overcoming trauma.
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Volume of sand = volume of gold. Homework - look up the density of gold vs sand.
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Fucking pathetic Trump calling it an emergency. A "let 'em eat cake" moment among a see of such moments.
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
It's Friday. They did it yesterday so they could go home today.
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Oh boy!
Panel 1: an employee with a brief case frowns as a small floating robot with one red eye says "Worker 69X420LOL: your butt-chip says you are 2 minutes late" 
Panel 2: the small robot pulls out a taser and says "Prepare to have your balls tased after a 3 minute ad"
Panel 3: The employee begs "Please just tase my balls!"
Panel 4: The whole thing was a day dream of all around horrible person, Elon musk. He is wearing a shirt that says "Grimes, take me back". An employee who is trying to get his attention says "Excuse me mr. musk?" and elon responds "You're interrupting my day dreaming!"
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Wrong approach. You also need to see who was connected from the LAST Trump administration. abcnews.go.com/Politics/ale...
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Alex Acosta, former US attorney who negotiated Epstein's plea deal, appears before House Oversight Committee
Acosta didn't respond to questions as he walked into the committee room.
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The McNinny @allthemcninnys.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
To be fair, there are quite a few to keep track of. Also, dumbshit forgot that he was the guy for who the rule that sitting presidents can't be indicted was spelled out for.
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
It's not conspiracy, it's math. Republicans were a third party. Then there were 2 parties and no Whigs. That's how the math goes. If the Bull Moose party won, we might have the Republicans vs the Bull Moose party. Which would have been much cooler.
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Fuck audit. Try the murderers. Put them in court, then see about funding them.
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
What short of civil war would you have him do? Tim Walz can't take on the federal government. The federal government we have now is there because the left sat on their hands instead of voting against Trump. That's where we are now. What would YOU do?
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
If they are shooting feds, that's kind of the definition of civil war.
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
That or something like the second world war. Would have been nice if y'all showed up to vote Trump out in the first place.
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Oh, it's the federal government extorting a state. Impeachment should follow. But these are not normal times. What you are suggesting would cause civil war and that's what Trump wants. www.newsweek.com/pam-bondi-ic...
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Pam Bondi offers to pull ICE out of Minneapolis if voter files handed over
Attorney General Pam Bondi said that ICE could be pulled out of Minneapolis if three demands are met, in a letter to Governor Tim Walz.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 03/02/2026
MeidasTouch sent a reporter to look for waste, fraud, and abuse behind the Melania movie. Here’s what we found.
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
What are they going to do? Release the rest of the files? They are already legally required to do that and they haven't.
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
He could shell Fort Sumter. 🙄
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Except that Trump can and will decide to settle before it gets to this. It's a huge grift.
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General Guinan @madmaudlin.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Portland normally has proud boys, but they all joined ice.
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
"Only the best concentration camps. Bigly." I'd Love to be wrong on this.
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I don't know. The IRS suit was that they released Trump's tax records that A. proved he was doing shady shit and B. he said he was going to release anyway. So with that lawsuit, it proves that those were real records and what damages are there if he was going to release them? They're not smart.
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
No. Graham had pushed back. Several times. Before Trump's nomination, after 1/6, and multiple other times. And every time he's walked it back and gone to the side of evil. They got something on him and it CAN'T just be that he's gay.
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a man says okay but that 's worse in front of a woman
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Kevin Church (Spooky Remix) @beaucoupkevin.com · 29/01/2026
I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has 
H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3.

A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY
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Drunkenknights @drunkenknights.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Also, didn't he deny the information in the leak was real? That he paid so little in taxes that it was criminal?
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
We did not properly punish the confederates. We did not properly punish the insurrectionists on January 6th. We have to punish ICE. They can’t be allowed to slink back into their communities quietly. Expose them. Arrest them. Convict them. Imprison them.
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