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Bob Beatty @drunclebob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

@dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social I was just texted this from my friend Michael, looks like you definitely have a new fan here in the states. Tell your publisher to put that in their pipe and smoke it

3 novels by the author Tom Cox; Curious Events Lately Occurring In This Neighbourhood, Ring the Hill, Everything Will Swallow You

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Bob Beatty @drunclebob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

And it's so easy to do, took me maybe six seconds

Philadelphia. You trulv are the Citv of Brotherlv Love. The best fans and the most prideful city in the entire world.
I have given it my all for 14 years; season after season pushing my body to the max and tirelessly working my craft to not only live up to the legacy of the guys that came before me, but to set a new standard of success for the best franchise in all of sports.
I deeply wanted to gut it out for one more year; to take the field with my brothers for one last season. But after a lot of reflection, I've realized that my personal and family priorities in my life have changed. Right now, it is critical that I focus on my mental health. lowe it to my teammates, coaches, the organization and the fans to have my head and heart 100 percent in the game. And right now my heart is telling me that it's time to say goodbye to football.
EAGLES
At this time, I have made the incrediblv difficult decision to retire from the National Football League.
Riding up Broad Street as a World Champion, not once, but twice, and seeing the city in all its glory was the ultimate privilege; I'Il never forget it.
Thank you to Jeffrey Lurie and the entire Eagles organization for taking a chance on a kid from small-town East Texas, and changing my life forever. And thank you to the many coaches and teammates I've had the honor of working with and playing alongside for the past 14 years; ya'll have become lifelong friends and the brothers that I never had.
Right now, what's most important to me is continuing to focus on my mental health and spending more time with my kids and family.
But Philadelphia will always be home, and I will forever be an Eagle.
Thank you for the love and the enduring support.
#FIyEaglesFly #PaveTheLane

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Bob Beatty @drunclebob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Woah. Thank you for all the hard work that led to so many great memories for me, my friends, my family. Best of luck and enjoy a well earned retirement. #pavethelane

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Bob Beatty @drunclebob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

@dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social our "always looking like an oil painting" Spud just sat and posed and brought to mind the perpetually out of focus The Bear so,

An adorable fluffy tabby cat named Spud by a man who obviously knew nothing about cute cat names looks bewildered at said doofus as he does that thing with his fingers and says something or other about impressionist fur

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Bob Beatty @drunclebob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Aces title defense with a side of NHL opening night. Life is good, let's go Aces, time to move on to the next round!

Aces playoff basketball with some opening night hockey on the side

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Bob Beatty @drunclebob.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

@dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social Tom alert the big brains over in publishing that a Yank had a good laugh at the mention of a certain lentil loving peacenik on page 18

The fabulous novel 1983 by the equally fabulous Tom Cox

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Bob Beatty @drunclebob.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

"Well...uhhhh...for one...um..what's with the being so damn nice? You know that's just to make us feel like assholes...."

From the comic strip B.C., a cave man rides his wheel past a sign advising "Dip in the Road" A dead ringer for Matt Walsh sits in a rock in the middle of said road

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Bob Beatty @drunclebob.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

50 years of Supercat keeping me safe in my dreams

B Kliban's Supercat patrols the city skies on a pillow case the 60 year old geezer taking the photo has somehow had since he was 9 or 10

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Bob Beatty @drunclebob.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

That's awesome. For me it was this one

Front cover of Little Men of the NFL showing Fran Tarkenton of he Minnesota Vikings scrambling away from the Green Bay Packers defense

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Bob Beatty @drunclebob.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Iggy says zzzzzzzzzz, nothing interrupts that boys nap time. But when he wakes up I'm certain he will want you to have a happy birthday

Large Grey cat sleeping half in and half out of an enclosed cat bed that looks like a cat head

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Bob Beatty @drunclebob.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Love these! Our Viv is also a pose Queen

Vivian, a black cat, is the picture of leisure. Posed calmly with crossed paws and a 'whatever the day brings' look upon her face Viv couldn't be happier safely ensconsed in her fully enclosed black cat head cat bed

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Bob Beatty @drunclebob.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Did the Phillies elect a new Paul Owens?

Cotizens bank park 400 level with a smoke column

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Bob Beatty @drunclebob.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Vivian taking a break from nailing doors to the ceiling #caturday

A black cat, paws crossed and a mischievous look on her face rests in an enclosed cat bed that is shaped like the head of a black cat

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Bob Beatty @drunclebob.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Don Knotts sighting at the match!

Mick Jagger looking oddly like a hippy Don Knotts in a white ball cap nattily attired in a dark blue, white collared. dress shirt adorned with tiny white flowers that tie it all together. Really...kudos...he looks great

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Bob Beatty @drunclebob.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Nice night but man we have some goofy ass fans

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Bob Beatty @drunclebob.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Well it was a good postal delivery. Congrats Tom @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social you have made it to the New Jersey Pine Barrens. You can now claim to be "a piney from my head down hiney"